Pvssy

Pvssy.com

    Governments these days have abandoned their responsibility to make folks happy and got the taxman rooting around in our collective asses for this and that unpaid bill. So, fellas everywhere have been digging into snatches in search of happiness and cumming understanding and they are seldom disappointed, especially when they get entangled with cunts of the tight, clean, waxed, and grippy variety that can hold onto peckers better than the taxman can hold onto your earnings! Does anyone here love pussy more than ThePornGuy does? Na!

    Anyway, there’s an escort site out there that’s called Pvssy. Yeah, the site is full of pussies, and y’all better start figuring out how to take them holes home to Mama and rip them to shreds in her presence!

    Here’s my Pvssy.com review. Read and weep if you have made a cunt in need bleed!

Be A Pussy, and Get Soft On Me!

    Pvssy.com is a beaut. It masterfully combines class, simplicity, and style and there are enough glossy escort profiles on the homepage to get your woody all erect and in the mood to shoot a payload at your in-laws on the other side of the world! Hell, with all the sweet-looking booties on display on the homepage, you better go tie down your boner, or it will grow wings and give your PC a hole or two it doesn’t need or ask for!

    The site logo is at the top middle of the homepage and it is a red-cheeked brunette beauty who’s licking a lollipop. And yeah, she sure does look like the motherless slut who’s been doing an excellent job of gaping ThePornDude’s urethra with the business end of a rolling pin! And that’s why that fella hasn’t been walking straight in years!

    Login and Signup options are at the top right of this independent escort site and the main tabs are Meet & Fuck, Sugar Babes, Fuck Now, and Contact Us. And waiting at the bottom of the homepage is a good list of US cities, from Chicago to Miami. About the only thing missing is an advanced search functionality, plus that video of you and your chick fucking like drowning rabbits that are determined to make the best of any situation! Just kidding, fellas!

    Anyway, do yourself a favor and ignore the main tabs. They all take you off-site to places you aren’t gonna fancy and the only useful tab there is the Contact Us tab. Click on it when you have a lot to say to the fellas running this escorts US site and they better sit up and listen, or there will be hell, damnation, and booty-shattering retaliation to pay!

    By the way, signing up here is free and easy. You can sign up as an escort or cunt enthusiast and getting a membership card here entitles you to add posts and escort ads to your list of favorites. So, that means you can easily bookmark the ad of that big booty escort chick who looks like she’s worth cuddling all week with, and she will be there in your carefully curated list of favorite sluts whenever you feel like ogling prime meat with enough punch to them to annihilate your cum reservoirs!

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    Pvssy.com requires zero brain cells to figure out. And that sure is a necessary quality for an escort site, at least one that is serious about impressing the boxers off the unwary, holy, and horny!

    Like I said, the homepage here is filled with pretty and well-arranged escort profiles. You can tap on any of them, check out what’s there, and maybe reach the escort detailed within if she’s your type and got the goods you are in the mood to test the hell out of and screw the golden dazzlers out of!

    And there’s a Choose City option that has a slew of countries and cities for your perusal. The US is represented of course, but so is Canada, Australia Oceania, and Europe. Africa and Asia are missing, but there should be enough sweet ebony fucks and petite Asian slits in other countries to make up for that!

    Heard about Esme? Well, she’s enough reason to believe that goddesses still have enough gumption to fall from heaven and straight into our beds or onto our faces! This babe is beautiful, curvy, classy, and sexier than a handjob at the high table during a PTA meeting!

    Esme is a 5’4 Las Vegas escort who says she’s open-minded and unwilling to lower her rates. The services of this 24-year hottie are not explicitly mentioned, but with the ultra-fine booty that’s on her, it must be said that any fella who books her and doesn’t take the time to eat her ass with a spoon needs to be tied to a banana tree and shot with a musket at dawn!

    Selena, on the other hand, is 22 years old and already has an OnlyFans. She’s pretty, slim, supposedly fun, and something of a party animal and charges above a hundred smackeroos at the minimum. This lass got all the right tools for all-night fuckathons and best believe when I say she looks the type to let you shove your boner so far down her gullet it could get digested!

    And then there’s Bella! She’s 54 and pretty for her age and lives in Oregon. Bella says she’s willing to make your dreams come true, but better leave her alone if your dreams involve becoming a millionaire on the morrow! Sure, her body is a bit flabby, but this MILF got nice tatas and looks willing to let you do anything to her. Hell, you could suck out her eyeball and spit it up her asshole and she would probably thank you and ask for a rematch!

    Now, there seems to be a good number of escorts on this escorts US site and updates seem to happen on the regular. Escort quality is generally above average and escort profiles tend to be detailed and filled with high-quality images, with videos being rare.

    Do note that while this escort site supports multiple countries, the vast majority of its escorts are actually in the US and there are non-American countries and cities with zero or near zero escorts. So, if you plan on using this site to look for escorts in a country other than the US, you are due for an asshole-rending disappointment!

What ThePornGuy Thinks Of Pvssy

    This is a seriously beautiful escort site that’s a joy to use. Sure it is not option-crammed, but it gets a lot right and I got more admiration for it than I got for J Lo’s Latina butt!

    Bookmark this sweet pvssy y’all and give it a smashing commitment to remember!