PornTV.com
Porn TV gotta be one of those free porn sites set up by cum-addicted fellas who wanna initiate plenty of other folks into the problems their porn addiction has been “blessing” them with! Nothing else can explain the amount of smut on this site and I am talking millions of videos covering every pounding action and genre that’s known to penises battling combative anuses, slits, and gullets! Stare too long at the volume of what’s on offer here, and you are gonna lose your mind and hand me your big ass kissing cousin to take care of!
Here is my PornTV.com review. Read this and weep if you are a freak who likes your ladies loud and forever in the mood to brush their mouths with your treasured family jewels!
Lotsa Nasty Stuff Happens On Porn TV!
Porn TV comes so standard you could swear it was designed and is currently being run by a mathematics teacher who measures his cock just before going to bed each night! The design is staid and functional and they have a deep blue background. Boring to the limit that is!
Category thumbnails fill up most of the homepage and each of these has a number to indicate how many videos the specific category boasts of and this could be millions of videos, or a couple hundred thousand. Around two-thirds of the way down the homepage is an exhaustive category list. This is arranged alphabetically and after it is another exhaustive alphabetical list that covers pornstars.
There’s no About Us to be seen, which either indicates hubris or incompetence. Or it could well be that the site admin spends too much time leading his local conquests down the primrose path to have time to waste composing an About Us that precious few would end up reading!
There’s a FAQ on the bottom of the homepage though and it covers what to do when you see inappropriate content, find yourself in a video and want that video obliterated, and the like. It ain’t bad.
User Options You Can Get Creamy To!
There’s a search bar with basic features on the top right of the homepage of this free porn site. It has predictive text input and on it is a number -24 million plus- that indicates how many videos PornTV.com is making fellas act all crazy with.
Next to the search bar are a couple of options. The first lets you pick from gay, trans, straight, straight & gay, straight & trans, gay & trans, or all videos. The other option lets you adjust the content thumbnail size and check out free or premium content, or a mixture of both.
Home, Categories, Pornstars, Popular Videos, New Videos, Top Rated Videos, and Our Network comprise the main tabs. And yeah, PornTV is part of a network of what seems like 50 other XXX sites, though most of these sites are names that a good number of us haven’t heard of.
Now, the XXX stars here can be sorted alphabetically, but not by physical characteristics or length of cock swallowed weekly. But once you click on a name and all the poon she’s in shows up, you can then sort these videos by popularity, duration, display quality, source, rating, and date added. These same options pop up once you tap the Most Rated, Popular, and New Videos tabs.
24 Million Ways To Fuck!
This best free porn site says it has over 24 million XXX videos, right? Well, those are serious numbers and that sure is more videos than I have watched this year! But I sure would like to see a fella milk his woody 24 million times and wanna know if it’s his right hand or cock that would give up first! And good Lord, the amount of Vaseline that kind of relentless ball draining would need!
At the time of this review, there were 4.94 million videos in the Big Ass category, with titles like Tonguing Paloma’s Smelly Asshole, The Nerd Neighbor Fucks This Whore, Mona’s Big Ass, Busty Taylee Wood Gets Her Asshole Drilled By Jordi and Secret Fan of My Stepsis Phat Ass Booty. The Romantic category, on the other hand, had just 314K videos. Sample titles included Busty Noelle Easton Gets Nailed, Amazingly Hot Babe Megan Salinas Facial, Her Sweet Tight Cunt Is Marriage Material, Innocent Nymph Stacie Gets Fucked, and Alice March Gets Her Cunt Rammed.
There’s a bit of an issue though- PornTV is just a cum dump! Yeah, it actually hosts nothing that you see here and serves as a kind of warehouse that gathers all kinds of porn and sends you to where exactly you gotta go to get the porn you need. It is a really great porn aggregator site, with a good number of the porn collated being full-length pieces. And unlike some porn aggregator sites, it has very accurate links and sends you to the exact video you click on, rather than doing like some other porn aggregator sites and taking you to the homepage of a seemingly random porn site that might or might not host the content you clicked on and desperately wanna see.
Guess what? You can actually rate content on PornTV. All you gotta do is click on a category and then a video. That gives you the right to rate the content you clicked on, regardless of whether you actually watched the video on the new site or not.
And by the way, not all videos on PornTV are free, and clicking on videos marked Premium will take you to XVideos Red and its ilk, where you will be asked to cough up some moolah to see a chick get pounded for the 500th time! Yeah, like why you gotta pay for porn when you don’t get to finish inside the holes of the chick you are shelling out dough for, who incidentally haven’t been virgins since the Last Supper?!
What ThePornGuy Thinks of PornTV
If you are looking for a free porn site or porn aggregator site that’s gonna enable free access to videos you normally gotta pay for, then PornTV is not for you. But if you need a porn aggregator site that dispenses with frills, while offering a reasonably solid performance, then this place fits the bill.