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    Feast your eyes upon my pornotorrent.net review. If streaming porn is fast food, then torrenting it is a five-course meal you worked hard for. I’ll dig dip when it comes to pornotorrent, a site that claims to be the treasure chest of adult torrents where the only thing more exciting than the download button is the amount of filth waiting for you. If you are the type who hoards porn like a dragon sitting on an xxx gold mountain, then you should read this review with more dedication than you have when you’re trying to empty your balls during morning wood. Will your hard drive need an exorcism? We should find that out.

Dicks out for the search bar

    If this site were a person, it’d be that shameless freak at an orgy wearing nothing but a devilish grin and a “come get it” sign. White and pink as base colors may seem innocent but do not be fooled, this place is filthier than the gym room bathroom after prom night. It assaults your senses like a sweaty gangbang scene. The title bar screams for your attention from the top of the screen in eye-catching red like a desperate-only fan model who is in rent week. Beside the title are the options; Home, 720p, 1080p, Releases, Partnerships, Contact, and How to Download. These buttons give you all the information you need from this site. No unnecessary fluff, just options that get you where you need to be.

    On the contact page, the contact form was temporarily disabled but they left their mail address in case you need to get something quick across to them. Let’s be honest, what are you even contacting them for? “Hey, your site gave me a pop-up promising me a bigger dick and now I feel lied to?” Just download your filth and move on bro. The how to download button shows the step-by-step process of downloading a video from this site and the partnership page shows instructions and criteria for sites that want to partner with pornotorrent.net. The search bar is at the right side of the homepage where you can search any depraved category your mind can cum up with.

Porn Carnival in Desktop mode

    Why is this site stuck in desktop mode like some stubborn old pervert who refuses to adapt to modern technology? It sucks to be mobile users at this point. This screen is built for full-screen filth so grab your laptop, get a private hideout, and get your screen flooded with xxx madness. This site brags to have all its content in 720p and 1080p because blurry porn is for losers. It’s clean, simple, and straight to the point. The site design is so cozy and the navigation is even better. The default language is Portuguese with a language toggle option that lets you choose between Spanish and Portuguese. Google Translate, as usual, is your loyal guide through this land of smut.

    The homepage slaps you in the face with a wall of sexy interesting porn movie thumbnails daring you to click your way and spiral into sin. You are not looking at basic, boring cover images here but previews that are straight-up invitations to hell with the kind of positions that would make a yoga instructor jealous. So explicit, that even seasoned porn addicts might blink twice. The categories cater to every possible craving, from Anal to Asian, Pregnant women, Chubby, Interracial, Orgies, Transsexual, Nymphos, etc. It is unhinged. If it exists, this site has a torrent for it.

A sticky situation

    Pick a video and brace yourself as you are about to go through the most frustrating porn download of your life. It is a minefield of redirects. You click on a video and your browser spawns more tabs than you can count. Some of them try to sell you nearby hot moms while some redirect you to other porn streaming sites. Close them all and click again, this time with a prayer to the porn god that it works. Once you can get through this mess, the actual torrent files are legit and the 720p/1080p claim holds water. You’d agree with me that getting your smut in crisp, boner-friendly resolution would make you a very happy man.

    Click on a thumbnail and get to a page with full details of the video like video duration, production year, video category, language, file format, number of downloads, file size, video quality, and a big blaring red download button. There is a provision to leave your comments on the page after the video descriptions. There’s too much going on in the site that you are looking at a pair of plump boobs with juicy nipples but a gaping asshole with sexy hands spreading them wide open is calling your attention too. It is a goddamn iniquity land.

What does the Porn Guy think about pornotorrent.net

    Pornotorrent is like a cheap motel, filthy, full of surprises, and guaranteed to leave you feeling a little dirty. The videos are top-notch, the selection is massive, and the torrents are reliable as your favorite porn star’s fake moans. But those redirects are after your sanity but I guess you are used to watching porn while dodging a minefield of Viagra ads so you will be fine. If you are willing to fight for your smut, this site will shower you with more porn than tissues can handle as you build your offline porn stash. Just remember when your device starts malfunctioning, that is the price of real smut.