PornoSache

PornoSache.com

    With my Pornosache.com review, we’ll finally be able to check out this site that sounds like “Porno search” in a fancy way. With the letters on their smutty name, you could probably spell ‘Porsche’. So, I’m hoping this site would drive all of us crazy in a good way via a fap.

    Come one and all and let’s have ourselves some much-needed education for the balls. Your balls might just bow and thank you for it.

Searching Pornosache For Porno Stash!

    I got on the homepage of the site which looked brighter than stage lights. The words weren’t written in English and I soon discovered that everything was in German. It’s a good thing that my browser’s translator stepped in and saved the day or I would have had to go find a German lady to translate while she’s choking my sausage. Good thing that things didn’t have to get that dramatic am I right?

    I feel like it wouldn’t hurt most porn sites to add a dark background option but for whatever reason, they all prefer these blinding white themes. It’s almost as if there is a great conspiracy that we all aren’t seeing. I’m gonna leave it to you tinfoil hat-wearing wankers to solve the case. I would’ve helped but I got an orgy to attend immediately after this review so I have to save my strength for that. I’m sure you all understand my loyal readers.

    Even though I wasn’t in love with the design of the site I must admit that I was happy to not see any Ads yet. I don’t know if they were hiding them somewhere or something but it was wonderful not to see them. I may have spoken too soon because as I went to the bottom of the homepage I saw a sole Ad that was large enough to fit in four thumbnails. I wasn’t gonna complain about it since it was just one.

Fapping The German Way!

    Since it was a German porn site, I expected everything to be in alphabetical order. Their categories just displayed a lot of categories with no rhyme or reason. It was clear that this site’s original owner went out to get some milk and never returned. Now it’s being taken care of by someone who doesn’t give a shit about making the improvements that would get this site into the German Porn Awards. That’s a real thing, right?

    There were categories like; Handjob with female domination, Japan, 18, Anime, Wife, Masturbating, Anal, Ejaculation, Orgasm, Old and young, Housewife, 3D, Massage, Seduction, etc. The category with the most content was 18. It seems the wankers on this site have a preference for fantasizing about fucking a teen bad bitch. That would explain why the category with the next highest number of content was ‘Old and young’. Kinky bastards! 

    The site’s menu didn’t have a lot of options to offer me. I saw; Top Category, Top Porn Stars, Superporn, and Live Sex. Those options didn’t look fun to check out except maybe the top category and the top porn stars. I wanted to see if these porn stars were worthy of being included in the top even though they should be going down on me instead. I saw popular porn actresses, both old and young. I would like to tell y’all their names but a gentleman doesn’t kiss and tell.

Drilling The Site’s Backdoor!

    I somehow ended up checking the Anal category. I saw tons of videos there and something important. No, it wasn’t 3 dicks fucking one asshole, it was valuable info. I found that the videos on this site were from different porn sites and if you wanted to watch them you would be taken to the site hosting the file. Sometimes these sites are more Ad-ridden than a whorehouse. That statement works because ADs are first cousins to STDs.

    The video I watched was in HD and it showed a man with an extended dick impressively putting some lube in the asshole of some chick who didn’t show her face while he was also holding a huge video camera. That wasn’t his first rodeo for certain. He had been in more assholes than we could possibly count. None of the videos looked like amateur content and that was an issue. It’s not everyone a wanker wants to see bad acting before seeing the banging.

    The other categories had more studio-made content. I wished the videos weren’t old-looking but a lot of them were. Maybe this is what turns them on over there? I was finally ready to give this site my judgment and you guys are gonna wanna stick around for the conclusion to know if you should be sticking your meat anywhere close to this site.

What The Porn Guy Thinks Of Pornosache

    If you’re looking for a mediocre porn site with a few videos or categories that may contain what you wanna see, then this site is for you. It doesn’t strive to be the best amongst its peers for sure but if you were in prison and had access to only this porn site then you would rejoice and have some of the toilet punch in celebration. Overall, this is not a site I plan on visiting often or at all after this but you guys could check it out if you ever have lots of free time and a craving for the mediocre.