~ Pros ~
Lots of free porn videos
All the top porn categories are available
~ Cons ~
❌ Cramped site design
❌ Ads everywhere
❌ No video download option
❌ No comments or rating options for videos
PornGuy has been on a European porn smashing spree of late because, as you know, my reputation as a sex demon has spread all around the world and the European babes want a taste of my magic stick, and who am I to refuse?
In order to not fail my fair ladies and to continue giving their wet Euro cunt the hard-punishing fuck it deserves; I have brushed up on my European freak styles. After wandering about a bit, I landed on Pornohirsch, and after going on an extensive tour of the ins and outs of the site, here’s my review.
Free German Porn or Not?
Who in his right mind wouldn’t want to have the life of PornGuy with the unending sexual rampage and with a dick the ladies gladly spread their wet cunt for? Having your cock smothered with titties the size of large melons and regular mounted fuck with well-lube milfs is as cool as fuck.
I hadn’t been surprised by much in my long career of smashing anything in a skirt until I encountered the wet pussy of a German bitch. The efficiency of that cunt and the perfect curves of her hips made the entire experience a revelation. So, if you are like me and want to recreate that sexual experience by visiting Pornohirsch, well, I’ll advise you to sit still for a while and close your lube container because you might not need it.
With a white background, ads flashing to the right, and a bland logo at the top, I’m already getting a very lame vibe that’s shortening the length of my cock.
Ease That Itch With Free Porn
One of the wonders of the world should be the satisfying moan of an orgasmic hoe as she receives the life-changing thrust of a stiff cock. And having porn content with a clear view of such wonders is usually difficult to get, but Pornohirsch claims to be different.
The search bar is at the far end, just like the site designer’s brain and sense of style. But below that is a row filled with tabs that promise wonderful delight to those who decide to explore. This row contains tabs that include several tabs, but to save you the stress of wasting your precious boner time, right off the top, the tabs to visit are the categories and pornstars.
The categories list has a comprehensive list of porn categories like my absolute favorite fisting, HD porn, Big Tits, and even porn from other popular sites like Youporn. Clicking on any of the categories will show you the list of packed videos you can stream on-site if you are patient enough for the annoying 5-second ad to run.
The pornstar tab contains an A-Z list of the most fuckable pornstars on earth with the popular ones on display, and selecting any pornstar picture will open a page with all her videos for you to binge on and jerk till your cum flows like a hot larva.
Now some pornstars have no images, just a dark silhouette, which seems very annoying, but the one-click access to my favorite pornstar video collection is cool as fuck.
What Does PornGuy Think of Pornohirsch
Free porn content gets a thumbs up from me as it is helping spread the gospel of good fucking, but Pornohirsch’s sloppy site design and the ads everywhere get it a big fat fucking 👎.