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PornHits.com

    Back-to-back smut-flavored hits are what you all better get your nasty selves ready for, so long as Porn Hits is concerned! Hell, this free porn site wants us all hitting our Vaseline stockpiles more than we were wont to and pulling hit after cumming hit out of the long-range artillery piece that Mother Nature decided to locate between our legs, in hopes that we would be aiming them big guns at the sky and not at the soft coochies of the fair daughters of Eve!

    Anyway, here is my PornHits.com review. Read this and weep if you have been hitting home runs in the slits of the local ladies and giving them babies they have been imposing on their ignorant husbands!

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    Folks, I don’t know how to put it. But you could say that the free porn site known as PornHits.com has a very average design that could bore the pee out of a charging rhino. Plus there are fewer user options here than there are top-class pornstars in Vegas, who haven’t spent at least an hour brushing their teeth with the best toothbrush on the planet that also happens to be my cock!

    Sure, there’s a classy logo on the top left of the Porn Hits homepage, but the black/deep gray background and the overall lack of oomph here do not sit well with me, mainly because off the top of my head, I could easily name a score of other free XXX sites with the same look and feel. It’s like no one makes an effort to be unique these days and that sucks fat butt in gym socks sauce!

    One thing the folks here did get right was reasonably glossy content thumbnails that had preview features enabled. And the smut here seemed to be from big-name studios in the main- Moms Teach Sex, BangBros, Blacked, Pure Taboo, Team Skeet, and the like. Even better, almost everything seemed to be full-length and that’s enough reason to go out in the snow and dance a jig!

    Scroll down and you get an About Us, plus a good selection of trending search terms, from Stepmom and MILF, to My Hot Stepsister, Doctor, Maid, and Nuru Massage. The aforesaid About Us was average though and I don’t feel confident enough to swear on a stack of holy books that it was written by a native English speaker. Yeah, it had odd turns of phrases that could jar the molars off an English literature professor’s mouth, and could have been hurriedly put together by someone running from a tornado! Or a charging bull in a China shop!

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    Like I said before, this free porn site isn’t gonna stun you with its user features, looks and options. So better adjust your expectations.

    For options, you get the usual basic search menu that doesn’t even make any attempt to predict what you are typing into it. There’s also an Upload option for those of you who wanna upload your favorite smut and there seems to be a good selection of pornstars, porn sites, and categories. You get options on the pornstar page to sort them by sex, country, and date of video upload and an advanced mode that allows pornstar sorting by physical attributes like hair color, boob size, and ass weight would have been great, but was unsurprisingly missing.

    Need a best-of-the-best list? Well, on the right of the homepage was a small selection of top categories, XXX sites, and XXX stars. Mia Khalifa, Cory Chase, and Abella Danger were among those mentioned, as were Blacked Raw, Reality Kings, and Team Skeet. Here are a few Mia Khalifa titles to be found on PornHits.com: Wet Big Tits Getting Fucked By The Pool, Sean Lawless and Mia Khalifa in Blowjob Compilation, Visiting the Hood In Search of BBC, Mia Khalifa Is Back and Ready For Black Dick, Mia Khalifa Gets Her Pussy Stretched, and Mia Khalifa First Monster Cock Threesome. I am not all that sure, but there’s a good chance that the Porn Hits admin has a Mia Khalifa fetish and might gladly sell off his firstborn son to get his hands on the worn panties of that slut! Not that I blame him!

    A Swingers Christmas Miracle was among the videos I checked out here. Runtime was nearly 40 minutes. This bit of art was from Brazzers and had been uploaded 10 months ago, but had surprisingly gained very little views. It featured a FFM threesome, with all three being heavily tattooed and hornier than most freaks. Looking for some Christmas cheer of the hardcore swinger variety? Well, this is the kind of video that could help you find it! But Santa better not catch you beating that meat, or he’s gonna set you up for a good bit of reindeer goring!

    Now, you can expect flawless content playback here and HD seems to be the max video quality. A direct download option was provided, which was rather helpful. The only problem was that I never was able to make this work during this review and if any of you were to manage that, I could persuade the Nobel committee to make a million dollar prize ready! And yeah, playback options were basic to the bone.

What ThePornGuy Thinks of PornHits

    For a free porn site, Porn Hits seems willing to bring more than its fair share to the table of your affections! It is jacked with loads of good quality and full-length content and these go down more smoothly and sweeter than most homemade chicken pies!

    Pop-up ads here do make content enjoyment harder than it should be. But as I said, this free porn site does more than most and is worth very occasional visits at the least, especially if you are the sort of fucker who likes your smut to have about the same runtime as some Bollywood movies!