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    Instead of playing with yourself right now, you should be reading my porngames.com review and see if you can play with virtual titties, asses, and pussies. Today our dicks would be diving into the world of free porn games while we go along for the ride.

    I’m here to see if you’re better off playing with your dick and balls than playing any of the games the site may have. I guess we would all have to see. But I’m genuinely rooting for a happy ending instead.

Cum Play With Your Self!

    I clicked and got on the homepage of the site. It was dark-themed but they added yellow in the same way a pee fetish site would. Hopefully, this site won’t feel like someone is giving visitors a golden shower. The site strangely looked like a forum and all the options they were showing me were so tiny that I had to squint to know what the fuck they were trying to write. Thankfully the only Ad my eyes could see was related to the site itself. They wanted to seduce me into trying their interactive 3D sex game with the Ad.

    I had never been so tempted by an Ad before. There was a fair-skinned 3D girl with the milkiest tits getting titty-fucked. I am a simple man and that’s all it takes to get my attention. Or perhaps I wasn’t ready to go back to squinting? I guess we’ll never know. After their logo, they had the following options below; Home, New, Popular, Best, Random, Nutaku, and, Sex Selector. They had a search bar in case you had a particular smut in mind that you wanted your meat to see.

    There was even an option for Nutaku Sex Games. Nutaku as you may already know is a gaming platform primarily dedicated to Hentai games. This is great news for Otakus and Anime-obsessed geeks and wankers. On the side of the screen, I could see an “All Games” section but they looked more like categories to me. There were options like; Realistic Interactive, Step-sister Fuck, Manual Fuck, Interactive Story, Anime, etc. Do you see what I mean about it sounding like categories?

    I had to know if it indeed was a section for their categories so I went to see “Step-sister Fuck”. I was right and I think I should be compensated with a blowjob from any of the hot female porn actresses who don’t mind choking on a dick that is bigger than her arm. There were multiple games in this category and even though a lot of them were tempting to me, I still had to take my meat deeper into the site before giving myself the chance to check out their games.

Using Your Arms For Gaming And Wanking!

    They had an option on the homepage named “Meet and Fuck”. Have you ever heard any real human being say they met and fucked a girl after they clicked that option on a porn site or a porn game site? I doubt that. I clicked on it though for the sake of satisfying my curiosity. I didn’t even need to try because that section wasn’t even loading for some reason. I’m wondering why they bothered to put it if they weren’t gonna let me check it out. That is like a woman stuffing her ass to make it look bigger than it really is.

    The time had come for me to see what type of games they had on the site. I saw a random game that was a parody of a popular cartoon. They gave me the option of looking at a video of the game instead of playing it and after 2 minutes watching it, I was convinced that it was the worst game I’d ever seen. It looked like the budget for the game was a dry blowjob and lots of pleading. You would have to be very motivated to wank to enjoy that type of smut. I had to check another game and perhaps play it.

    The new game that I tried to play was so slow in loading that I could’ve slept, wanked, slept again, and it would still be trying to finish loading. The site had managed to do the opposite of impress me as soon as I wanted to see its very reason for existing. It finished loading and I screamed “Finally” only for them to tell me to download something before I could get to play. I would’ve rather jizzed in my palms and clapped violently. The site was clearly a form of torture device.

    I didn’t give up on the porn game site though. I believe in giving last chances so I went looking for another game to watch. The options were “Molly Cyrus” and Gwen and Ben 10 fucking. Ben 10 won because I wanted to see how the taboo with the cousins played out. But I was already certain the site was coming up with some hurdle to ruin the potential fun I could find playing the game. I was right and this time they said “Ruffle failed to load the Flash SWF file”. They were now speaking gibberish but I could take a hint that I should leave the site for good.

What The Porn Guy Thinks Of Porngames

    Porngames played with me instead of the opposite. I came to this free game site to see if I would find what would win me over but all I met was torture. If you are looking for a porn game site then make sure you don’t darken the doorsteps of the site. They have too many issues and if they can fix them then I would’ve gotten a full view of what they offer. But even the game I watched looked crappy so I don’t think this site is gonna get a recommendation from me today.