~ Pros ~
Nice site design
Extensive language options
~ Cons ~
❌ Wack user options
❌ Wack site features
❌ No apparent content update policy
❌ No advanced search options
Porn black porn. Cunt fresh cunt. Dick big dick. I sure would give an arm and a leg to slap the person who came up with the PornBlackPorn name into hell, where the devil can mess with them with his forked BBC. Or is that devil fella supposed to have a forked tongue and a cloven dick?
So, PornBlackPorn is the name of an actual porn site, and the site name is so ass backwards it makes me want to fart a mortar shell in the direction of the parish priest! This site is very much black porn focused and that means you're gonna see enough chocolate cunts being pumped full of crud to put a smile on your face for the rest of the week!
Here’s my PornBlackPorn.com review. Read it and let your right hand do its fucking job!
Fresh Black Cunts Spread And Speared!
Here’s a tip- don’t be a stubborn ass like me and cross your leg before going to this black porn site. Right on the homepage are video thumbnails of fat dicks, BBCs rocketing up big booties and sluts drooling as their cunts get savaged, and sights like these are rather detrimental to the continued calmness of the artillery piece you were born with! So, cross your leg, champ, and chill out!
Now, PornBlackPorn might sound like it was named in the middle of an epileptic fit, but it still has a nice homepage. The video thumbnails I previously talked about are large and square and separated from each other and that helps make the homepage about as inviting as an already wet pussy that wants you and only you to slap your boner into it! There is not much color or pizzazz in view though and the page design is minimalist. But still, I would give PornBlackPorn 6/10 for its page design.
The main site features include a language option at the top left, with like 17 languages on tap. English is the default language and that is to be expected since it is the international language of coitus, sorry, of business! The top right is home to a basic search bar and this is so small that it looks stunted and suffering from malnutrition!
In a black header just above the video image thumbnails on the homepage is a short list of the most popular searches and these are constantly refreshed. At the time of this review, the most popular Popular Searches were Facial Moisturizers, Lesbian Action Sex, The Naked Festival, and Choir or Malkin. I clicked on them to see the videos each was associated with, but these videos all seem to have been moved and that does not really make sense.
Disappointed, I scrolled further down the site homepage looking for user options and eventually stumbled across some category image thumbnails. Supported XXX categories here include the following: Pornstar, Ass, Vagina, Extreme, Lingerie, Horny, Toy, Teen Big Tits, Teacher, Panties, Hunk, and Teen Anal, with the number of videos in each category being indicated. There are over 100 category thumbnails on the site, and I can't fathom why there is no dedicated category page and more user options. For sure, PornBlackPorn.com does not seem to take user options all that seriously and that makes browsing through content harder than it should be.
Blacks Getting Their Freak On!
Content thumbnails on PornBlackPorn have titles, ratings, runtimes, and the number of accumulated views. Not all titles are in English though and that is to be expected. Previews are not supported and unlike on other sites, you cannot sort the smut here by popularity, recentness, trending, and that kind of stuff. Brazilian Extreme Deepthroat Slave, Zulu Reed Festival Preparations, Hoes Gone Wild: Jamaica. Lil Hood Slut, White On Black Dicks, This Ass Is For You and BBC Pounds Young Latina are some sample titles.
Know what’s strange? The video thumbnails on the site all list the same runtime- 16:32. It is not possible for all videos to have identical runtimes and that means PornBlackPorn is up to some mischief or might have some potent black magic we all have yet to be acquainted with!
Ready for the juicy part of the story? Well then, PornBlackPorn works as a porn aggregator site rather than a porn site. It does not host a single video and instead takes you to the different XXX sites they are stored where you are often expected to search for the video you wanted to watch. Even worse, the porn sites it takes you to tend to be unsecured and shady types and you better watch your ass while checking out their collection of black smut.
What I Think Of PornBlackPorn
First off, the site name sucks and I find it hard to imagine someone coming up with such an unimaginative name without getting a beat-down of the head-smashing kind. Like what the actual fuck is PornBlackPorn?
Secondly, while the site looks good, it has near zero user options and sorting options, and that is like building a car without adding seats or an engine to it. And thirdly, I am concerned about the way almost all clicks on the porn videos here take you to shady and insecure sites. It’s quite suspicious. Almost like the folks behind PornBlackPorn want you to click or download something on those sites that will result in the compromising of your personal details. And fourthly, this porn aggregator site has an abandoned air and that’s never good.
PornBlackPorn is a mighty loser and I wouldn’t wipe my ass with it if I was all out of tissue and it was made of the softest wad of sanitary napkins on 3 continents! Fuck this site and may the right hand of the site admin grow warts, shrivel, and turn into a tiny dick even a eunuch would be ashamed to have!