Porn62

Porn62.com

    69 I know of. But what in the holy hell and cumming angels is 62? If there’s a sex position like that, then ThePornGuy needs to be the first to try it out on national TV and anything other than that is a direct invitation to anarchy on a global scale! And I can guarantee that if anarchy does come, the first snail sniffer I am blowing away is ThePornDude and all his tiny dick henchmen!

    So, let’s take a deep breath and get back on track. The site under review today goes by the name of Porn62 and it is a potent little fucker that most of us have never heard hide or hair of.

    Here is my Porn62.com review, fellas. Read and weep or get 62 lashes of the whip, plus a ball-smashing stomp from my favorite Dom of the year!

Take You Through 62 Positions In 1 Minute!

    If you are looking for surprises with the Porn62.com site design, then you should book a clown show on the morrow from an alcoholic lazybones with memory issues! Porn62 has the typical porn site look, but is still a great-looking site with loads of color and class. I do hate that the background color is all black and there’s no Light mode for those of us who like shaking things up, or just have a thing for beating meats on sites with white background colors.

    Now, the site logo is at the top left and it is more like the sort of thing you would find on public toilet doors to indicate which sex should go to which cubicle. On the right is a basic search bar and if you hover your cursor on it, all the recent stuff you searched for on your PC will form a list and dance a jig for you!

    There are main tabs, but most don't seem to make sense. At the right and mixed in with video thumbnails is a selection of tags. Hanging tags in a horizontal list atop the homepage or just shoving them in a tab would sure have been more harmonious. But then, maybe the site designers at Porn62 were more concerned about getting their nuts sucked by toothless teen thots to bother about creating a harmonious and options-filled site.

    Home, XNXX, XXXVideo, HD Porn, Free OnlyFans, Sex Pornlist, Best XXX Sites, Best 4K Pornsites, YesPorn, XXXHD, and HQPorner make up the main tabs here. But the thing is that these tabs don’t look the slightest bit professional and that heavily detracts from the overall appearance and polish of this HD porn site. Some tabs have names in small letters only, others have capital letter names and a few have a mix of both. And like I keep saying, it is just off-putting, and something you would expect to see on a porn site run by a high schooler whose sole sexual experience would be fucking cackling chickens in the barnyard!

62 Dicks Split 62 Ways!

    Porn62.com is all about HD porn. The main tabs are however essentially useless in sorting through the stuff at hand, with the tags at the right of the page being more up to that task.

    So, there’s like 62 pages of HD XXX here, which is not a greatly inspiring collection. Apart from the tag factor, videos can, with the help of a pull-down menu at the top of every video page, be sorted by randomness and recentness.

    The titles on the video thumbnails are written in small letters and that’s an annoying thing to see. They also very often do not make any sense and can effectively be regarded as a cluster of jumbled English words. Thumbnails also lack preview features and there’s only the title and content quality to be seen on them, with important stuff like runtimes not being available for perusal till you actually click on the thumbnail of your choice.

    One video from PrimalFetish was about a tattooed chick being blackmailed by her neighbor into doing all sorts of nasty stuff. This video had a 39-minute runtime and featured dry humping, teasing, boob thrusting, and sex. The chick had a very fine set of tatas and her fat cunt got a piercing, with piercings also decorating her nipples. She grudgingly consented to sitting on her neighbor's lap, bending over, sucking his dick, and getting fucked. And yeah, she’s not the prettiest, but her fat cunt sure is a looker.

    The next I checked out was from Brazzers and it had a 33-minute runtime. The action began with a BJ, with the tattooed babe who’s giving this artful masterpiece being a pro of no mean valor! She sucked dick like there might be a ton of gold bullion in it for her and then spread her legs and let her date eat her snatch like it was a buffet at the 4 Seasons. They then get it on in varied positions and do the kind of fucking you are supposed to applaud and take notes on!

    Now, playback options here are extremely limited, but no playback issues were experienced at the time of this review. The video quality is fixed and cannot be tweaked, but does seem to be HD. Videos all seem to be full-length in the main, but they lack dates and that means the content update frequency is something that I cannot get a grasp on. No direct download options are available.

What ThePornGuy Thinks Of Porn62

    Porn62 has a glittering collection of HD and full-length smut, but it is a shitty site with shitty options and features that make no sense. If you just wanna watch HD and full-length smut, then a site like this can give you a lot of cumming happiness. But if you are after porn sites with a bit more polish and options, then Porn62 clearly falls short and is not to be recommended.