Porn-Central

Porn-Central.com

    Porn-Central imagines that the world of porn revolves around them and that could be explained away by the admins being good friends with Snoop and sharing some of his fab weed! Seriously though, this place is loaded, makes no pretense about what it does, and is a content-jacked juggernaut! What’s not to love and why don’t we all hold hands and cum together?!

    Here is my Porn-Central.com review. Read this and weep if porn has been central to your happy existence for longer than we got wankers balling on the moon!

Porn Gets Us Centered!

    Porn-Central tries its damnedest to drown you under a deluge of high-grade smut and it is up to you to show the fuckers there that you are made of sterner stuff than they assumed! This is a colorful, welcoming, and easy-to-access site XXX and it rocks a nice enough white background, with around one-third of the homepage being occupied by an About Us that does its best to tell you just why putting Porn-Central on your bookmark list and getting a membership card is in your best fucking interest.

    There are 6,712 pages of smut here and the content thumbnails are of unequal sizes. This makes Porn Central look more amateurish than they can afford, but then, I am almost sure that there’s a good explanation for content thumbnails here being of unequal size. It could be that chicks with the biggest knockers and deepest holes get the biggest content thumbnails, while sluts with flat chests and non-existent backyards are forced to make do with small content thumbnails! That would make sense and is something that seems fair!

    Anyway, user options here are more than sufficient. Over on the right side of the homepage is a vertical listing of categories and the top right hosts Sign Up and Log In links, plus a basic search menu. There are also some main tabs I will get to later.

    Registration here is free, but there’s a code you gotta enter that’s only available to premium members. So, there’s no point in registering if you aren’t springing for premium membership. And oh, premium members get far faster video downloads and I am talking about night and day differences. So, if you are visiting Porn-Central and want a video downloaded within 2 minutes, rather than 2 weeks, then you better cough up the moolah for premium membership and be fast and cheerful about it!

    Premium membership costs $13, $16, and $21.37 per month and that gets you 10GB, 50GB, and 100GB of daily content respectively that you can download and share with your friends, or watch online, plus other goodies. Plus downloads, whether as a normal or Premium member is a straightforward process and you don’t have to tangle with download managers, torrents, zip files, and all that crap. So yeah, this place feels a bit like those content-jacked torrent XXX sites, but without the complexity. That’s mucho nice, I must say.

Go Get Some Central Porn Action!

    Porn Download Sites, JAV VR, Queens Escorts, Full VR Porn, PDCams, Live Porn, and Bangbros Porn Gifs are the main tabs here. If these won’t do for you, then tap into the search menu and category list at the right of the homepage and dig up the goodies you have in mind!

    That said, the main tabs enumerated above are actually ad links. Clicking them will take you to porn sites, cam sites, and escort sites. So, the actual content sifting here is performed via the aforementioned categories list, plus the search menu. That sucks, but then, life is an unending period of suck that starts getting better once you make your first million and can afford hiring a Victoria’s Secret model to suck and gobble up your anaconda!

    Anyway, this free porn download site has the newest stuff on the homepage by default, and here are a few titles: Perfect Life With Valerica Steele, Coming Home To Lola, Clothes On Clothes Off, Manhunt 2, Your Feet My Obsession, 18 Yo Babysitter’s Desires Fulfilled, ASSking For A Friend and Fly By Night. The latter was over 14GB in total and available in 7K VR. It was from WankzVR and had one of those fine-ass chicks who look like they could have been awesome movie stars or models, but got their life course derailed when they tasted big dick and discovered they could moan well while being filmed! But downloading the first part of the video -2.93GB- as a non-premium member would have taken 17 hours plus, with Premium members being able to rip through their download in a bit more than 10 minutes.

    Over in the Hardcore section was Favorite Thai Saleslady Back For A Third Bang. This had a 27-minute runtime and a 3.56GB file size. I watched it on Porn-Central and it was quite a show. It needs to be noted though that only premium members can watch content in ultra-high resolution on this site. But then, at least the video you get as a non-premium member is very watchable -HD or so- and full-length. Other XXX sites might show you like 2 minutes of a full-length video and tell you to go pay for premium membership if you wanna see the rest and I hate shit like that.

    Now, you can easily watch or download videos on Porn-Central. There are download-only videos though and these are a pain in the ass, especially if you are a non-premium member who doesn’t wanna waste a day downloading a single video. Also, videos can have issues during playback, and playback options are rather basic, with the video speed and not much else being adjustable.

What ThePornGuy Thinks of Porn-Central

    Well, the focus here is on Asian, American and European XXX, and just about everything is full-length. Downloads can take a while, especially if you aren’t a premium member and the site looks a bit disorganized.

    That said, this has to be one of the most content-crammed smut warehouses ever and there are a lot of reasons why you should bookmark Porn-Central and see just how fast you can run through your Vaseline stash!