PorCore.com
With my porcore.com review, we are gonna be answering and asking the real questions. You know, like do we pronounce the name of the site like we’re saying Parkour in a funny accent? We’ll also like to know if their porn cartoon content would give us a 3D wank.
Let’s explore porcore together, you can take it from the front and I’ll take it from the back. We’ll certainly get to the bottom of the site.
Fapping To The Core!
Cartoons are important for a growing man, smutty cartoons are even more important for weebs that wanna grow their cocks. I was here to see if this was fertile soil for all that activity. It’s a good thing that once in a while I am into cartoon smut so y’all would have a trusted hand on this task. I was gonna tell it how it is and leave no stone unturned as I am reviewing the site. I was in the mood to be impressed and I won’t take any sup-par nonsense from the site.
The site started with an ad that was blocking my view from another Ad. There was a search bar and some filters directly below. Their filters were a lot, to say the least. You could filter videos by; Authors, Pose, Quality of the video, Series, Video duration, Ending, etc. Too many options make it hard to choose. There was also another option to filter videos by; Newest, Oldest, Longest, Shortest, Most Viewed, Top rated, and Relevancy. I clicked on nothing because I didn’t wanna get pulled into all these many options.
The next section I was shown was for their videos on the homepage. The first thumbnail showed a white-haired bitch wanking off a werewolf. I mean, that has to count as half-beastiality doesn’t it? They made the werewolf’s dick look bigger than her head and with how red it is, it would seem the werewolf hadn’t wanked in a decade. That would explain why it was ignoring protocol and its own nature by not fucking up the pretty lady. I totally understand, blue balls would turn even Freddy Krueger into a submissive male slut.
Getting To The Big Bottom Of The Site!
From my little exploration of the homepage, or as I like to call it “window shopping”, I could see that there were different categories of cartoon smut on display. I could see smut in 3D, 2D, Anime-style, etc. You’ll be able to see how long the video is, the rating it has, and the amount of views it has gotten. I noticed that most videos here were short. The longest video I had seen on the homepage was about 22 minutes long. You may like it that way or not, it depends on your taste in wanking.
At the bottom of the homepage, you can find even more Ads waiting to annoy the shit out of you. You can also find all their tags. Tags are a good way to find more smut that interests you. For example, there was a tag here named Autofellatio. If you clicked on it you would find a bunch of videos where cartoon characters suck themselves off. I was only guessing so I checked out the tag to see if I was spot on. I was right they showed some cartoon chick licking her own cunt.
There was a description of the video and it was almost as long as my dick. It would seem that the person in charge of writing these things was a little over-enthusiastic. The person might as well get into erotic novels at this point. I didn’t even have to watch the video and I had understood everything that was gonna happen. You’ll be able to see the categories associated with the porn video in case you want to explore deeper. You’ll find related videos and more Ads on that page.
What’s On The Menu Chef?
I was looking for delicious options on the menu of the site. I saw options like; Top Videos, Most Viewed, Sex Games, Pics, Forum, Porn Games, AI Porn, Live Sex, and About. I didn’t know that they had a section for pictures. I was picturing what type of smut I’d find there. I was interested in knowing if I’d see real women or some sexy female cartoon characters striking a seductive pose. I was also interested in their most viewed content.
As soon as I clicked on the image section I was taken to another site. That was annoying. It’s like going to a strip club and being redirected to a sweaty gym. I mean, I’d probably still wank in both places but it’s the principle that matters. Since the picture section was a dud, I went to see if their section for the most viewed videos was worth it. The first video there showed a chick fucking a horse. The next 6 videos were parts of that horse video. It was clear that the person in charge of adding content to the site should not be trusted with animals.
What The Porn Guy Thinks Of Porcore
This site was satisfying. Sure, there are better cartoon porn sites but that doesn’t take away from the fact that this site delivered what it said it would. I was impressed with their features as well as their content. I wasn’t very impressed with the Ads littered everywhere but I wasn’t gonna dwell on that. I found the site to be uncomplicated and user-friendly. I would certainly recommend this site to wankers with a taste for cartoon smut.