PlayVids

PlayVids.com

    Playvids is a rather simple free porn site that has most of the bells and whistles you can expect from such sites. But everything you see there is from this and that well-known porn studio and there’s about as much exclusive content as there are camels with doctorates in America!

    Anyway, here is my Playvids.com review. Read this and weep, of course, or Santa is gonna be so pissed off that you might get an arthritic dwarf in your mailbox for Christmas!

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    Love them free porn sites? Well, some are better than others, while some are better-looking than others. But if you like your porn site looking all fancy and creative, then Playvids sure ain’t gonna meet your expectations and there’s a lot about the homepage that screams “amateur” in your ears loudly enough for your cock to jump out of its skin!

    This place keeps firmly to the basics and they got the tried and tested white background color filled with content thumbnails. Them thumbnails are glossy enough and have preview features. But they could have been made a bit bigger and been better arranged. But you can’t have it all, I reckon. And oh, there’s no light and dark mode switch here for those of you who like to do your fapping at night when everyone else is asleep and having wet dreams of Mariah Carey sitting on their faces, while crooning her famous Christmas carol about wanting an unending array of BBCs for supper!

    For features, Playvids.com has an About Us at the bottom of the homepage that’s easily digestible and it does a good bit to convince you to sign up and be able to download videos in high quality. The top left of the homepage also rocks a trio of lines that take you to the top 5 XXX stars, categories, and channels on this free porn site.

    Tabs consist of Trending, Categories, Channels, Pornstars, and Gay Porn and there’s a search menu with predictive text, an Upload button for members, and Sign Up/Login links. Signing up here is free, and apart from being able to supposedly download all the nasty stuff they want, members get to follow XXX channels and other members, comment on content, set up a playlist, create an XXX channel, and more.

    Plus when signing up, you can choose your country and the kind of smut you are interested in. That lets you get personalized content that’s probably gonna bang harder than any local MILF, whose coochie lips you have not yet had the fortune to pinch close, while your boner is busy in her ass!

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    Remember the tabs I mentioned earlier? Well, they seemed to do a fair enough job to earn their keep!

Take the Trending tab, for example. It had all the trending stuff, but the first 7 pages were all Brazzers ads. These were like 15-20 seconds long and you could fap to them just like I could waltz into the White House and bend over a Secret Service agent! That said, these ads can be really entertaining, as well as cringey and plain stupid. Whoever makes them up deserves more of a whipping than a golden handshake! But like I said, they can be really entertaining on those days you need some cheering up.

    Anyway, there were over 411 XXX categories sitting all pretty in the categories tab, and hundreds of pages of XXX stars. These stars are all ranked and that rank is one of the very few means of sorting them. There’s a search menu on the pornstar page, for those of you who want to search for this and that pornstar by name. Plus a few top models are selected each month and their images are displayed on the Pornstars page. Sorting options for the XXX channels here are also very limited.

    Y’all remember the Gay Porn tab? Well, when you get a membership card and specify where your interests lie, that tab would change to reflect that. Say for instance that you are into straight XXX. Well, the Gay Porn tab would be replaced with a Straight Porn tab once you log in. Or it could be a Lesbian Porn or Trans Porn tab if you go to your Settings and change your preferences. That’s nice.

    Now, the Playvids homepage had Trending porn, sponsored videos, new videos, and a small selection of trending pornstar nudes. Jennifer was one of them pornstars and she was a spectacular blonde knockout with a tiny butt, plus firm and upturned titties that were slightly bigger than an apple. I for sure wouldn’t mind asking her to get in a barrel and float horizontally, so that I could do a bit of apple bobbing on them juice bags!

    Unfortunately, I wasn’t totally sure who the Jennifer girl was. While Jennifer ostensibly had 25 videos on Playvids, only a couple of them were really about her, with the rest being about other chicks with the same name. Also, it turned out that the Jennifer I fell in loving lust with does not do hardcore stuff. She seemed to be a Babes.com alumni and all she was brave enough to do was strip and show how the almighty took a weekend off to craft a masterpiece on her!

    Here are some sample titles from the new smut section: Fucked The Hot Asian Teen At The Office, Beautiful Japanese MILF Gangbang, Beautiful Asian Teen Loves Dick, Using My Sperm to Save My Stepmom’s Marriage, My Girlfriend’s Busty Friend, Horny Babe Licking and Sucking Big Cock, Cheating On My Wife With Neighbor’s Big Tits, Happy New Year Doggy-style Fuck With Girlfriend, Hair Pulling Fuck With My Slave Princess and Anal Adventure With My Best Friend Mia Stark. The latter had a 7-minute runtime and began with a cock suck on a sofa, with Mia later pulling off her gown and bouncing atop the guy, while her large and shapely tits did their best gravity-escaping impression! Mia came loaded with a large and bouncy butt too and put this and her moaning skills to great use once she get the doggy-style fuck she had been after since her cunt got of legal age!

    So, videos here typically do not exceed 10 minutes and playback is generally flawless. Content quality ranges from 360p to HD and you can adjust this in the video player settings. There are full HD videos though, but there is no easy way to get at them and even typing “full HD videos” in the search menu won’t get you anything useful.

    And talking of settings, you gotta verify your email to comment on content, and for some reason, while sharing is enabled, there’s no direct download option here.

What ThePornGuy Thinks of Playvids

    This free porn site has less utility than a roll of sandpaper for toilet-related activities! Seriously though, Playvids disappoints more than it impresses and there’s no cogent reason to visit, let alone get a membership card.