Petardas

Petardas.xxx

    I did my research and Petardas is Spanish for firecrackers. And it just so happens that Petardas.xxx is crammed with firecrackers of the pretty and cock-gagging variety! They are mostly blonde and if you can’t see a cock in their mouth, it’s a sure bet that they got one in their twat, busily making itself home and digging for clams!

    Whew! Here is my Petardas.xxx review, fellas. Read it and weep if you ever snagged yourself a firecracker and gave her plenty of things to chew over and moan about!

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    Petardas.xxx is a Latina porn site and it might look and sound unusual for folks who for years have been on a strict diet of XVideos/Pornhub hardcore MILF muff impaling! One inescapable consequence of the origin and nature of this place is that Spanish is the only supported language. Sure, a language menu would have been appreciated, but its lack is not a good reason for us to get busy signing petitions for the site admin to get locked overnight in a room with a very much alive and real Countess Alcina Dimitrescu

    This free Latina porn site does look weird though. One reason is that the content thumbnails on the homepage have extensive descriptions. You don’t usually see that kind of stuff till you click on a video thumbnail and the video loads up.

    Another reason is that while this place has a standard design and an attractive white background color, the top of the homepage is a bit of a mess. There are a couple of headers in that location and the first is orange on one side and purple on the other side. The other header is brown and it hosts the main tabs. The whole thing looks a bit odd and keeps bringing the lyrics to Coat of Many Colors to my mind!

    Anyway, this Latina porn site has a search bar with basic capabilities on the top right, the aforementioned main tabs, and the site logo on the top left. The logo is a topless blonde beauty who looks a bit sad. But there does not seem to be anything amiss with her that a murderous fuck can’t resolve in a hurry!

    Other site features consist of a brief About Us just atop the videos on the homepage and a much more exhaustive one at the bottom of the site homepage that lets you know that this Latina porn site has all kinds of smut and is determined never to bore you. Seems like they have a big job on their hands!

    Ads are present of course. But just make sure your ad blocker is on and you won’t have anything to worry about.

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    Homemade, Hentai, Lesbians, Mature, Young Girls, and Porn Actresses are the main tabs at this place. The Porn Actresses thing does zero though and I have no idea why. And worth noting is that the Hentai tab is just a direct ad link and not worth a high-angled fart!

    Now, the videos at this free Latina porn site are typically under 10 minutes. That’s average and sufficient. Unless of course, you are one of those fellas who need an hour to cum and think your boner is a machine gun that John Rambo would give an arm to get his mitts on! 

    And by the way, the collection here seems to have been borrowed in whole or large part from XVideos and that includes even the supposedly “homemade” collection of smut. So, if you are expecting exclusive content from this Latina porn site, there is still time to steel your heart to the fact that it is as impossible as your sister waking up to Bill Gates in her bed, writing his will and giving her all of his moolah once she’s done whipping him with his belt, while he’s wearing a Santa costume!

    Here are some titles from the Mature category: Asian Granny Is Kept Alive By Her Grandson’s Cock Who Is Going To Fuck Her Hairy Pussy Everyday, I Went To Rest With My Mother-In-Law’s Big Ass and We Ended Up Fucking In A Tremendous Amateur Anal Sex, My Husband Comes To Catch Me On All Fours With His Big Dick, When I’m With My Ass In The Air On All Fours, Silicone Black Woman With Big Tits and A Huge Ass Rides A Young Jerk’s Cock After He Tastes This Big Ass’ Entire Anus In Good Rimjob and Firecracker MILF Masturbates With Her Favorite Dildos In Front Of The Webcam For Her Boyfriend While Enjoying A Relaxing Vacation. As you can see, the video titles here are longer than your local congressman is crooked and don’t often sound like good English. But you gotta account for the fact that translating this stuff from Spanish to English messes things up.

    I found Busty Ebony Black Girl Loves Having Her Masseuse’s Cock Inside Her Hungry, Oiled, Well Lubricated Pussy While She Gets Fucked Like A Whore in the Young Girls category. It was okay enough, but there was too much oil everywhere and the featured ebony chick had fake tits, plus a pussy that looked like it wanted to scream!

    Staryuuki and Her Juicy Pink Pussy Being Penetrated By A Good Cock After Sucking A Cock With Eye Contact was also in the Young Girls genre. This had a 9:50 runtime and featured a petite chick who looked all of 13. She sucked dick and spread her legs and had a great-looking pussy that she wanted damaged and pulverized!

    Now, videos load and play okay on this Latina porn site and there’s a direct download option. You also get average playback options.

What ThePornGuy Thinks of Petardas

    Would you rather fuck a rubber copy of Beyonce that you bought at the local sex shop on credit, or would you be open to taking the lady to dinner while Jay Z is out and fucking her Crazy In Love with you? In much the same way, how in hell would it make sense to ditch XVideos and come watch XVideos videos on the poor ass fake shit that is Petardas?

    I cannot recommend this free Latina porn site and that’s on Mary used to have a little lamb that somehow ended up having a permanent nap on my favorite ceramic platter!