Papalah

Papalah.com

    I love it whenever I stumble on a new Asian site to curate and review cause there’s a high chance it could be joining my wanking material arsenal. Papalah.com might have a weird name that sounds like musical notes put together to make a word. Do not be fooled by the name this is a hardcore Chinese adult site. If you’re a serial fapper like myself there’s nothing you can tell me you have definitely jerked off to some Asian porn models along the way.

    Even though I hold Asians in high regard when it comes to freakiness I still have to make sure the site provides top-quality services to make any wanker out there happy that they got on the site or if it’s a waste of wanking time. Follow me down this Asian slippery slope if it’ll take us to cum county. Here’s my papa papalah review below.

My first big step inside the site and one big step for wanking pleasures

    Once the landing page opens up you will immediately realize this is a Chinese site and it’s not because of the sexy Chinese slut with her little curvy body, plum tits, and an ageless face flashing her underwear in your face, No it’s that the site is completely written in mandarin which is the Chinese language. If you’re like me I can’t read Mandarin to save your nuts from being chopped off for any reason, you can use a translation software or the translate option on your browser if it has it.

    As soon as I got the page translated I could see the Ads getting ready to pop in my face. From the top of the homepage, there are already some cam site Ads showing you cam sluts looking for any thirsty wanker out there to cuckold and the worst part is these cam sluts here look like shit so fat and overweight you can barely see the pussy or dildo. This was no distraction from the Chinese beauty’s waiting on this site to give me a raging hard-on and a messy cum shot all over my screen.

    I get that this a free site and they have to make a living somehow but this amount of Ads was just taking the piss. When I scrolled down from the Ads at the title bar, a much more distracting floating Ad appeared from the blue giving me blue balls, there was a petite Asian girl with a sad doll face flashing her panties at the camera and looking like if she doesn’t get some dick she might just pass out. I couldn’t resist the Ad anymore I clicked on it but I didn’t get to land in between the thighs of this sad doll face slut but I was instead redirected to another disappointing cam site.

The kinkiest categories from China

    After escaping all the Ads, let’s go back to the review and scrolling down the homepage, the next section was finally getting some blood flowing to my cock. These were the thumbnails for various categories of videos available on the site. This is where you really see the level of perviness this Chinese sluts can throw at you.

    You can see masturbation videos, squirting videos, peeing videos, crying videos, hidden cameras, lesbians, fat buttocks, drunk sex videos, something called the vibrating egg, submission, domination, school girl, anal and so much more. There’s no kind of kink you’re into that won’t likely be here, well.. except those crazy ones into scat.

    The thumbnails on this site are so sexy it’s impossible to scroll down the page without looking at every video or at least scanning through it. This site is so stocked up on Ads that even when you open the video player an Ad has to play first before the video. The video player is standard with volume control, a Picture in Picture option, and a 10-second fast forward or rewind option.

    After going through almost all the videos on the landing page which is arranged according to how recently they were uploaded on the site, my dick had already busted through my boxer shorts and I could see pre cum dripping down just to tell you how freaky these videos are!

Asians, The smaller they are, the freakier they are!

    These sexy Chinese sluts are ready to do anything with a smile on their face even as you gag them with a monster cock and tears dripping down their face they still look so happy to have that cock in them. Once you see one of these Asian beauties wearing pantyhose just know it’s over, she’s about to be on some nasty shit. The bondage scenes here were just mind-blowing, there was total domination and submission which had these sluts licking cum off the floor.

    I saw a category for petite I was surprised cause these Asian sluts are already small in body size what could petite be. I got here and my morals were questioned the ladies here looked extra young and tiny like little sex dolls ready to make your every Pervy wish come true. I was only scared that these girls might not be 18 because of how small they are then I remembered this Asian women don’t age so nothing to worry about.

    Some videos here might be censored or have their faces covered but that only makes them even more nasty and kinky knowing you’ll never know it’s them. There even had videos on how to have premium freaky sex with your lady or partner and give them the happy ending the deserve. This site definitely accounts for it all..

Conclusion

    Papalah.com might sound like a site made of musical notes to form its name but trust me it hides some of the nastiest and kinkiest Chinese porn out there. It’s a free porn tube site that requires translation from Mandarin and doesn’t get me started on the endless Ads lined up for you every step of the way. If you can handle the Ads and believe me your ad blocker can’t, but if you can handle the ads you’ll be in for a treat with Asian sluts making you cum in your pants before you even start jerking off.