Paheal

Paheal.net

    A Hentai video a day keeps the therapist away, or however, the saying goes. My Paheal.net review is gonna be a bright shining light into the dark and sweet pussy hole that is Hentai content. You’re not gonna wanna miss even a single word of this review.

    Paheal is known to cater to the desires of wankers with very specific interests and that is what I am gonna be digging deep into the site’s genitalia to try to uncover for all of your sakes. So, join me for this ride.

Getting To Feel The Real Paheal!

    Paheal as a hentai site sounded like the design would be filled with lots of pretty and exciting colors but the first sight I caught on the site was what looked like a serious document. You know, like the type from your soon-to-be ex-wife telling you that she’s gonna take all the properties while you are gonna be left with only the sex doll that you have been cheating on her with. But on this site, it was just simply a disclaimer that I was too lazy to read.

    The site known as Paheal is alternatively known as Rule 34 Paheal. I had to take off my wanking glasses and put on my research glasses because I needed to know if this was the same rule that I was thinking of. It turned out to be just the one. The rule states that if anything exists in this world then there is likely a porn version of it. So, if you see some baboon's red butt cheeks just know that there is probably a porn video featuring a baboon's ass cheeks.

    Judging from my little research I could already get the vibe of the site I was already balls deep in. This site was clearly modeled after the Wild Wild West but there was a new sheriff in town and I wasn’t gonna take any prisoners. I wanted to be entertained, I wanted to wank myself and have a super nut. And that’s why I was glad to see the sight of a Pokemon fucking his master. It was a very moving sight. I suddenly wanted to explore some more.

    There was a section for Photoshop porn and users could also add to it. There were some rules that came with that power and one of them was the ban on any image featuring minors. They didn’t want any image featuring any body parts of a minor and I had to clap for them. They also didn’t want any images that would feature an animal in an explicit way. No one wants to see a horse jerking off or any other fucked up thing in that direction.

Straight Into The Site’s Glory Holes!

    One feature of the site that I noticed was that their search option is very limited. You’re only allowed to search for anything using a tag. Anything you search up automatically turns into a tag. The positive side of that is that you’ll get to see a shit ton of content featuring what could make your private part itch for a wank. So I’ll give them a pass for that limiting feature but I do wish they’ll offer other options as soon as fucking possible.

    The hentai images on the site mostly appeared to be in High Resolution and I wouldn’t have had it any other way. They may also appear to be large by default but I wouldn’t complain about that if you wanted to see Pikachu shooting electricity out of his dick. You’re gonna be able to see the name of the perverted bastard that uploaded the image you have the hots for. You can also get to comment and view comments made by eloquent horny bastards.

    While browsing, I spied with my little eye some fucking Ads that I wanted to make disappear. It was bad enough that we got to see them but not being easily able to clear them really made it much worse. The site design certainly wouldn’t win any awards from me or any other legend in the porn game. It was overly simplistic and kinda boring, to be honest. But their content would definitely make up for any boring inconveniences. They also had a shit ton of quality of diverse content.

    Even though I found decent high-quality hentai images I couldn’t help but feel like there were more features that could’ve spiced up the site. As it was, it felt like eating chicken that was marinaded in mayonnaise and I really wanted what would give me the sensation of a plate of chili chicken. You’re technically given a profile but you can’t use it for much like messaging other deviants with similar tastes to share their loot. The site was great, but I could be a lot more.

What The Porn Guy Thinks Of Paheal

    Paheal was one of those sites that look like an ugly slut who you want to turn down until she shows you some phenomenal skills that make you change your mind in a hurry. I was surprised to find a whole lot of diverse content that I would’ve never imagined and trust me, my imagination does run as a stallion. If you’re into manga, animated sex, and all that type of smut then you’ll find this site to be wonderful.