Orsm

Orsm.net

    Orsm sounds like a fancy missile, or a French frigate with baguettes where its cannon should be! Not that I have a thing against the French. On the contrary, they have an extraordinary cuisine and some extraordinarily legged ladies who get all croaky when there’s an arrogantly-veined cock in them that insists on digging out their cervix and getting all wrapped up on their Fallopian tubes!

    Let’s get back on track, folks! So, Orsm is actually the name of a site that does not readily fall into any sort of classification. You could say it is a mix of porn blog and amateur porn site and the fella running it seems to be the kind of guy who seems to be in such a permanent handshake with his family jewels, that you can see the imprint of his balls in the palm of his right hand!

    Here is my Orsm.net review. Read it and weep, or there will be nothing but cold baguettes and water for y’all till Thanksgiving!

Cousin Orsm Needs Another Good Poke!

    Orsm.net is quite possibly the strangest place I have been to in a while. It has the look and feel of an adult blog and even the fella running it doesn't seem to have enough courage to say what his creation is, where it wants to go sand who it wants to compete with. The whole thing is a bit annoying and I suspect that any of you who wandered into this place by mistake would move faster than The Flash in jetting out!

    This place also sucks big time in the looks department. And that’s due to laziness. Like this is 2024 and creating a site that looks good enough to suck your peehole from your elbow has never been easier! So, a site like Orsm.net that looks like the inspiration for it came from the first few ounces of a diarrhea explosion is a frigging insult!

    Anyway, there’s a gray background here and while this is a fairly tolerable choice, someone decided the place could be prettied up with the application of thick orange stripes on both sides of the homepage. These stripes host the main site options, which are nothing to get excited about. The user options on the left consist entirely of porn site links, while those on the right let you chat up the staff, check out the archives, and contribute your bit for God and country by uploading your beloved amateur XXX collection. Needless to say, you ain’t getting paid for that.

    Also featured is a Priceless Pics section that has cringe stuff, memes, and upskirts, plus a Babes Archives section with album titles like Gash Flash, On All Fours 03, Sex On The Beach 08, Concert Flashing 08, and Girls Peeing 26.

Orsm Means Horsing Around With A Nympho Freak Slit Bitch!

    Like I said, I am not sure what this place is all about and that bothers me like going to dinner with a confirmed serial killer would! Oh hell, we all gonna die someday and nothing beats dying while doing what you know best and all up in a sweet cunt like you own it and gave it its operating license!

    Orsm has extensive blog-like features and near the top is a sort of About Us that has an upskirt image of a chick. She’s wearing the kind of panties I haven’t seen in a while, has lovely legs and a small butt, and looks ready to welcome thrusting boners all day long.

    In the supposed About Us, the site owner welcomes us all to this place, whatever the fuck it is. He seems to be an Australian and says he needs a break and might come back later and take back the helm of his ship, or maybe not. The mad fucker also leaves links to how he can be reached and seems to be on a crack-leaning bent or something. There’s an update to this on the bottom of the homepage where he bids adieu to fans and frenemies of this amateur porn site and asks that they follow him on Facebook and check out the archives while it’s still up.

    I checked out the archives and it ran from September 2000 to April last year. I went to July 2014 and the stuff there comprised jokes, health stuff, and general information, plus some pictures and videos, some of which were not porn-related.

    Among the videos from July 2014 were titles like Epic Bacon and Eggs, Moving House In Thailand, Chasing That Orgasm, No Place To Drive A Lamborghini, Girl’s Head Shaved As Payback, Street Painter Is Simply Amazing and Rider Goes Fucking Flying. So yeah, while you will find some amateur porn here, you will also find a lot of stuff that belongs to TheYNC. September and October 2000 doesn’t have much stuff though and if you wanna check out the archives at this real amateur porn site, I would really recommend first going through the most recent.

    Unsurprisingly, the videos here are of very poor quality- 360p or so, and playback options are practically non-existent. One-click downloads are however supported. Plus you can right-click and save images.

What ThePornGuy Thinks of Orsm

    I wanna spend the next 10 minutes taking Orsm to the cleaners, before pausing long enough to give the site owner the kind of steely boot up the ass that necessitates an ER visit and testicle replacement! Why? Because this place looks like shit, has poor quality content, and is rather poorly organized.

    However, while Orsm might sound like the kind of butt plug you wanna see winking from your mother-in-law’s flabby behind, it does have a lot of amateur XXX content, especially images, and is good for many hours of delightful browsing. Plus since this real amateur porn site has stuff going back to the year 2000, exploring its archives is a good way to reconnect with the past, while going on a boner-erecting adventure of a lifetime.

    So, while I cannot recommend Orsm, it sure is worth checking out and y’all better do that while they still got the lights running.