OnlyAmateurPorn Homemade Review
~ Pros ~
~ Cons ~
❌ Random pop-up ads
❌ Average to meh video quality
❌ Absolutely wack site features and options
❌ No search function
Being an amateur at anything kind of suggests a lack of ambition and seriousness. But sometimes it is very okay to be an amateur at something, especially when that something involves sex, nudity and a wide range of erotic shenanigans. Yeah, we all can’t be pros at this and that.
OnlyAmateurPorn.com deals in amateur smut and I am reviewing it today. So, kindly check out this OnlyAmateurPorn.com review of mine and see good reasons to make it down the gullet of an amateur thot by noon today before I beat you to it!
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I would say that OnlyAmateurPorn.com follows the amateur script a little too well. By that, I mean that the site design looks amateurish and conventional, rather than professional, striking and wondrous. I figure a porn site can be all about amateur porn and still look great, but it seems that the fella behind OnlyAmateurPorn does not agree with that assessment. If that is the case, I got a middle finger he needs to come climb!
So, the site has an all-black background color and no Light or Dark mode to switch things up. Based on looks alone it is one of the most boring porn sites I have come across and there are zero design features to attract and bewitch visitors.
The site logo is at the top left of the homepage and it is just fancier spelling of the site name. The main tabs are at the top right and comprise Home, Categories, Sources, HD Videos, and Live Sex. There’s no search bar anywhere in view and in my opinion, a porn site without a search bar is as useless as a slut whose cunt and asshole have been filled in with concrete. Sure you can cum in the mouth of a bitch like that, but you can’t compare a mouth to other orifices.
Now, the Live Sex tab provides a direct shortcut to OnlyAmateurCams. All well and good, except that this live cam does not work and there’s just a blank page for you to stare at, rather than live videos of amateur sluts bending over and letting you see into their intestines!
HD videos are available on the appropriate tab, while the Sources tab hosts a single page filled with XXX site profile thumbnails. These sites include HClips, xHamster, HellPorno, AnyPorn, MegaTube, and XTits. The idea is that you click on any of these XXX site profile thumbnails so that a new page will open, with this being loaded to the gills with smut from the particular site you clicked on. I was expecting to see a short description of all these sites on their profile pages, but there was nothing of that sort.
XXX categories aplenty are locked and loaded in the Category tab. Each has a number that lets you know how many of that particular category you will find on OnlyAmateurPorn and that’s always a nice touch.
Homemade, Cuckold, Hidden Cams, Hairy, Fingering, and Riding are sample categories. However, XXX categories are not arranged alphabetically on the Category page and there’s no option to sort them by any means. Yeah, this site is not exactly brimming with options, filters, and the like. Why that might have been cool as fuck for amateur XXX sites 20 to 30 years ago, it just doesn't fly anymore with ThePornGuy at the helm of the best porn review site on the planet, in Valhalla and Mount Olympus too!
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Yeah, amateurs usually fuck like they don’t have responsibilities and are suddenly in the mood to damage their sexual organs with too much hardcore sex! Sure I am an amateur where sex is concerned, but I am not like most and fuck them sluts like gentlemen. But once they start getting creamy down there and giving me that eye-rolling that signals that orgasm is just a few minutes away, that’s when I turn into an animal and so should you too!
By my estimation, OnlyAmateurPorn has less than 5K videos. If this is a joke then it stopped being funny the first time Eve sat on Adam’s face and performed the first BJ this world has ever seen!
Sorting options on this amateur site is restricted to the main tabs I detailed earlier, plus a slew of popular tags like Housewife, Voyeur, MILF, and Threesome that are atop the homepage. While these are supposedly popular search terms, I don’t think they are being constantly refreshed in response to user behavior and content consumed. So believe the “popular” designation at your peril.
Anyway, just beneath these tags are a couple of buttons that lets you seek out the most popular and latest videos. And talking of the latest XXX, the stuff here is updated multiple times daily, with 3-5 new videos being slapped on each time. Here are some sample titles- Amateur Wife Swallows Cum, Asian Girl Homemade Clip, Fuck The Neighbor, Couple Fuck At Hotel, 36 Year Young MILF Face-sitting And Fucked By Husband and Big Tits Amateur Wife Fucked Hard At Home. The average video length is around 8-10 minutes and that is not too bad since this is amateur porn we are talking about, rather than expensive studio productions.
Anal Sex With Hot Neighbor was one of the first videos to get my attention. Its video quality maxed out at HD, with most videos on the site maxing out at 480p quality. The Anal Sex video is 8 minutes long and features a fella fucking a young lady with a rather sweet ass. He fucked and fingered her asshole like he had been asked to look for the keys to heaven therein and I gotta commend the chick for having a wide anus that makes accommodating monster cocks a breeze and for having an excellent arch game!
Now, expect zero playback issues on this amateur XXX site. That said, the only playback options available are those that let you select video quality. That is as unacceptable as being told to deepthroat a bison Lothario in the middle of winter. And oh, downloads are not enabled by default, just in case you recently came across a batch of empty SSDs you want to fill up with red-hot amateur XXX!
What I Think Of OnlyAmateurPorn
Well, all I gotta say is that it would be better if I got kicked in the balls by the mare over in the fields near my humble abode than to visit this site again! Am I exaggerating? Only a little bit.
OnlyAmateurPorn deeply disappoints and where it does not disappoint it fails to impress. So, yeah, I’m not a fan!