OnDate

OnDate.com

    OnDate.com does not sound the least escorty and that’s a damn shame. Yeah, this is an escort site whose name makes you think of a calendar or timepiece manufacturing firm and the name sure isn’t the kind to put an extra degree of stiffness in your morning wood!

    Anyway, let’s go see if this escort site actually delivers, or if the misbegotten name is a foretaste of things to come. So, here is my OnDate.com review. Read this and weep if all the escorts within a 50-mile radius know you by name and have great insight as to the kind of sex toys you want shoved up your butt!

Escorts On Date Do Not Pussyfoot Around!

    You gotta be at least 18 to visit OnDate.com and they got Eddie Hall himself standing by to whack you over the head with an iron-hard bicep if you are underage and insistent on accessing this escort site. So, better have your birth certificate all ready if you plan on visiting this place sometime this year!

    Now, OnDate.com is really basic, plus bright, and clean. The design is simple enough that a newborn calf could use this site without breaking into a sweat and there are female and trans escorts in abundance. Them sluts and knee-knocking bros are in the US in the main and this place has a tracker going that picks up your location and lists the escorts there atop the homepage.

    As I said, OnDate has most of its escorts in the States. But it also has tons of escorts in the UK, Spain, UAE, Germany, France, Portugal, Turkey, Italy, Saudi Arabia, Canada, Netherlands, Brazil and more. They even had 4 escorts in Kabul, Afghanistan, and these at the time of this review were very leggy goddesses who should be on the cover of Marie Claire or Cosmopolitan. Needless to say, these chicks are not in Afghanistan and someone is misusing their pictures. That someone could be the Taliban and why they wanna play that kind of trick is something I do not want to speculate on!

On Date At Bang Worthy Escort Sites!

    As I was saying, the US has long been the focus of the escort trade. And that’s why when you visit OnDate, most of the homepage will be filled with US states and cities, with the number of escorts in each city being provided. Also, at the very top of the page will be your country and its escorts, that’s if your current location is supported.

    To access escorts in all supported locations, just scroll down to the bottom of the OnDate.com homepage and give the All Locations option a loving tap. Other user options include a basic search at the top left, plus a toggle to let you switch from looking up female escorts to trans escorts. There do not seem to be male escorts on this site, which feels a bit discriminatory and something Diddy ought to sue about! And oh, the only featured trans escorts here are in the States.

    At the top right of the homepage are sign up and login options. Registering is free and you gotta verify your email. Once you do that, you can choose to open an account as an escort, escort agency, or horny visitor. As for the main benefit of signing up, that seems to be the ability to add escorts to your list of favorites.

    There’s also no premium membership plan that could zap your bank account balance every 30 days and for that, we can be thankful.

No End Of Escorts Fine and Funky!

    There are over 100k escorts USA on this escort site and nearly 25k of them are in California. Tampa had 1,682 at the time of this review, with a trio being classed as premium lays and most of the nearly 2K escorts being unverified. Needless to say, that makes them just about useless, because tangling with unverified escorts is a bit like playing around with a fancy gold-plated lighter, while sitting ass-deep in a petrol-filled bathtub! 

    You can’t choose to check out verified escorts only though. But if you click on a country and city, options atop the page will let you sort sluts by physical attributes like ethnicity, bust size, and hair color. Sure, an advanced search mode would have been more desirable, but OnDate can’t be bothered to implement that and help make sure that folks get exactly the kind of escorts they wanna impale and cripple!

    Now, this being an escort US site, you gotta be alert for scams. And one particular scam you gotta keep an eye out for has to do with fake escort profiles. These are easy enough to spot and can take the form of the earlier mentioned top-rated escorts in far-off and very unlikely places like Afghanistan, to escorts in a place like Nigeria charging in Euros, some in Guangzhou requiring payment in AUD, and those in Pakistan requiring payment in Dirhams. Fake pictures abound too and then there’s the fact that some escort profiles do not sound like they were written by the escorts -or by humans actually- themselves, thereby denying you of the chance to know more about these babes and let you form a mental picture of them and their abilities.

    Well, there were nearly a thousand escorts in Thailand available at the time of this review. One premium and verified babe by the name of Yiyi had a slim body and very nice tits that she was kind enough to show off in multiple topless pictures. Yiyi offers everything, including rimming and anal XXX, and charges 3,500 THB, 5,000 THB, and 6,500 THB for an hour, 2 hours, and 3 hours of outcalls respectively-$105, $150 and $196.

    Over in Quebec is Rose Paradis, which is obviously not a very fake name! This extremely leggy beauty with a bubble butt is into men and women and will let you cum on her face, in her mouth, or on her body. She is also more than willing to pee on you or have you pee on her. Rose has reasonable rates and charges 800 CAD, 1,300 CAD, and 1,800 CAD for an hour, two hours, and three hours of fun, respectively. That’s $580, $942 and $1,304 respectively.

    Escort profile pages here are typically colorful, picture-filled, and well-arranged. Images can be viewed in a slideshow mode and zoomed and nothing stops you from adding any escort profile to your list of favorites. Videos are not available though, which ticks me off just a bit.
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What ThePornGuy Thinks of OnDate

    This escort US site has just about every country in the world covered. That and its immense simplicity means it’s worth bookmarking. Just be sure to use it with some common sense, or you are liable to get scammed out of them two balls you have been managing since birth!