OldNudeWomen

OldNudeWomen.com

    They say age is just a number, apparently, that number is the amount of wrinkles it takes to qualify for oldnudewomen.com. I went in expecting blue hair and orthopedic shoes but I got a review so uncomfortable, it’ll make you call your grandma and immediately hang up because you wouldn’t even know why the hell you are calling her.

    So you know how your grandma always said she was a “natural beauty”? Well, oldnudewomen.com takes that to a whole new, unfiltered, and aggressively advertised level. Welcome to the internet’s equivalent of being trapped in a nursing home where all the oldies are freakier than your college fuck buddy. Consider this an official warning and enter at your own risk.

Grandma’s gone wild… online

    I went in as a curious explorer of the internet’s forgotten corners and I came out feeling like I just wrestled a greased pig in a retirement home. This is not your typical porn site, it is something else. The first impression is not bad, the site logo is a pic of an emoji holding a big-ass professional camera next to the site name. This is the visual representation of the site’s deceptive innocence and below the title is a gallery of thumbnails that would make your grandma blush and probably call the police.

    The thumbnails on the homepage are sorted by categories, and I’ll admit that there’s a market for everything here. If you are specifically into the ‘mature women’ and I mean, really mature, this site is a resource. They ain’t lying about the age demographics. You’ve got to have a wrinkle before your picture can be put up on this site. The categories are smoking hot and exciting, particularly because you’d imagine that a site for older women should not have that many categories but they are here to break the bias. Who said nudes are just for younger ladies? Who said an older woman over 70 cannot act porn? Nobody, absolutely nobody!

    Their categories are vast, from over 50 to housewives, amateur, vintage, saggy, over 70, curvy, and vintage porn, etc, each gives you a detailed view into old smut. The image quality of some pictures looks like it was taken with a potato and then scanned in, some are proper HD quality, some look real and others look AI photoshopped the luck you have is there are thousands of nude pictures to select from. But one thing this site gives in overdose is the fascination. I know you probably haven’t seen a granny pussy in real life before, but on this site, you get to see how the fine lines of wrinkles beautify and overlap the pussy lips and clits and how the droopy skin on their stomach gives their abdomen a sexy definition you never thought existed before now.

    Click on a category thumbnail and get redirected to another page with nude pictures in that category but this is where the whole chaos starts from. Ads are all over this shit like sugar ants are to sugar. Every click has a redirect and every new page that opens up has several pop-ups that will make you want to slam your device in frustration. Click on a thumbnail and it opens up in a new site (still for granny nudes), click on a thumbnail in the new site and get redirected yet again to another site with more granny nudes than you’ll ever see in your lifetime and the circle keeps going on and on like a computerized merry go round that has been broken.

Disaster Wrapped in Wrinkles

    The user interface is about as intuitive as trying to program a VCR with a potato. Navigation is a nightmare and clicking on anything here is a gamble. The whole experience is a cruel joke played on geriatric porn enthusiasts. A couple of clicks and my browser started sweating. The redirects are so aggressive that I am pretty sure they are mining cryptocurrency in the background. I wouldn’t even enter my credit card details if I were paid a large sum to do so. The sheer number of redirects and pop-ups scream “malware” Please proceed with extra caution, an ad blocker, and antivirus if you really want to visit this site.

    This site has no menu button or search bar. They are not interested in giving you all those details and only feed you the smut you are here to see and nothing else. No feedback button, no info about the site, porn stars, or categories, the only thing you get is what they promised you on their home page; “old nude women” and that is all. Download? Why do you need to download it? Just forget about saving the smut you see here on your device because there is no provision for that. Well, if you are really determined, you can take a screenshot or save an offline copy on your browser and that should be enough.

What the Porn Guy thinks about Oldnudewomen.com

    So, what’s the takeaway here? Look, I’m not gonna lie, I am walking away from this site feeling a little scarred. I’ve seen things, things you’d only believe when you see it for yourself, and while I cannot say I enjoyed every minute of it, I also cannot say I completely regretted it. Prepare for redirects, pop-ups, and enough wrinkled skin to question your life’s existence. This is the type of site someone in quest of body positivity should visit. It just opens your mind to the uniqueness and beauty of the human body. But hey, who am I to tell people what to do with their free time and internet connection? Just keep it to yourself alright? Because some things are better left unsaid.