Ohne-Service
OhneService is a forum where escorts are allowed to put their holes on display and advertise their bedroom skills. At least that is what I thought it was till I found out what it is actually used for. See, OhneService just like the majority of escort forums out there serves as a place where fellas can come to talk about escorts and rate them as honestly as they can, to let their fellows decide if these same escorts are worth rolling in the hay with. Talk about men supporting their fellow horny men who wanna cum like a flood breaching the levees of the Southern US!
Here’s my OhneService.com review and it would be nice if y’all actually read it without comforting your cock in your oily fist!
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We all have seen and had our fill of sex forums and OhneService does not differ from the norm. I was actually expecting this Austrian escort forum to have some posts by escorts advertising their ability to offer comfort to distressed cocks, but that does not seem to be the case. Or if there are escort ads here by actual escorts, it is buried so deeply within the forum that I will be needing an armored D9 bulldozer to uncover these!
What we have are posts by site members reviewing the services of a range of escorts and replies by other members seeking clarifications, commenting on their own experiences, and asking if the girl in question is worth getting hard for. These posts often quote the complete escort ads under review and the fees stated in these ads tend to be less than a hundred bucks per hour. Sure, a hundred bucks is not chicken change, but forking it over to a nice escort is better than bending the dog over for another doggy fuck, or playing the peeping Tom role whenever your neighbors strip in their backyard and try their damnedest to fuck themselves silly!
Anyway, a hundred bucks an hour means escorts in Austria should be pretty much affordable for all, even for those Americans who rely on their parent’s pocket money to get by! Don’t have a hundred smackeroos? Then better get busy digging in your backyard for pirate gold!
Forum Design
OhneService has a simple and averagely intuitive setup. A condom with a red line crossing it is the site logo and this is positioned at the top left of the homepage. Yeah, seriously, this place has a condom for a logo and I guess it is a reminder to never bury your personal piece of steel into a snatch without first putting a sheath on it that will stop unwanted pregnancy and icky stuff like STDs. Love to fuck raw? That’s good, but never will I introduce you to female members of my family who are of an age to enjoy being fucked from dusk till dawn by uncut and condom-hating cocks!
Anyway, there’s a search bar with very advanced search functionalities in place here, plus login and registration tabs at the opposite corner. Registering and becoming a member is a convoluted process and there are forms to fill out. But registration is a free affair that grants you privileges that unfortunately do not include like unfettered access to the largest stash of antique porn on the globe and the tightest set of teen snatch in your locale!
The default site language is German, but if you were to scroll to the bottom of the homepage, there are a couple of tabs that enable access to standard or mobile view, as well as German and English. Even if you opt for the latter option though, not everything on the site will be translated into that language. With that being the case, you are advised to befriend Yandex Translate if you plan on spending a lot of time on this forum cum escort site.
I like that clicking the Advanced Search link beneath the search bar lets you search for stuff by keywords, username, tags, and lots more. It also brings up the 1000 most searched terms for easy reference and that means you can take a look at what your fellow wankers have been recently devoting themselves to ferreting out. But better don’t be pissed off if what is ferreted out has to do with your significant other selling herself for pennies on the dollar, and all because she does not want any money, but is simply so bored with your poor bedroom skills that she wants nothing more than to be fucked out of her mind and to the point where one end of her liver is dropping out of her snatch!
The normal assortment of threads and posts fill up the homepage and further down is the site stats, including the total and currently active members. Around 461 users were online at the time of this review, with just 20 of these being members, while the rest are guests. There are a little less than 15K members here, with 7,184 threads and 48,178 posts and these are average numbers.
Site features are okay and there are no ads to be seen. Navigation is not the smoothest, but things generally work as they should.
What I Think
Well, I have, of course, been in contact with sex forums that looked better, and had more features and options than OhneService. I wouldn't really recommend OhneService to an American and it only makes sense if you are Austrian or going to Austria for some prolonged cunt stretching and want other wankers to recommend the best sluts for the purpose. The place is free and okay, but the site design is anything but eye-catching, while the complicated registration process, poor English language implementation, and relative lack of members piss me off more than a little bit.
I would say you can always visit this Austrian escort cum forum site, but don't stay too long, or you might find yourself tearing out your hair by the roots!