~ Pros ~
Great looking site
Very constant updates
Reaction to videos allowed
Free and limitless downloads
~ Cons ~
❌ Site features are basic at best
❌Basic search functions and no category page
Nude TikTokers. Yeah, that is what you get when you log into NudeToker.com. Of course, the sluts, thots, slits, and bitches on that platform are more than nude. They are also wholly spoiled and naughty and very anxious that everyone knows that! Watch them in action and your right hand will be working overtime all day!
Well, here’s my NudeToker.com review and it is a nude piece of art worth sitting on my face for!
Love A Thot, Lose Your Dough!
Thots and money are Siamese twins. Try telling them bitches you love them without holding onto a fistful of hundred dollar bills and there’s a good chance they will ram your teeth down your throat, and bend you over for an excavation conducted with that claw they call a hand! Oh lordy!
Now, I am still new at TikTok XXX site reviews, but I gotta tell you here and now that NudeToker easily has the cleanest, sweetest, and eye-candy site design of the bunch. The first time I logged in there, I thought I had wandered into a social media site by mistake and had to clean my glasses and look again!
The site design in NudeToker is a blend of simple and sophisticated. The background color is pink on the right side of the page, changing to a deeper hue on the left side. That’s slick.
The video image thumbnails here are creatively designed too. They are big enough to land an F-18 Hornet on, with the top part showing a tantalizing image and the lower part containing details like the upload date, title, the number of views, and the uploader- NudeToker.
Titles here sound somehow though and aren’t the most creative by a long shot. Example: Shake the Back and the Front, Swipe Every 4 Seconds To Undress Me, Sitting On Your Face, and Baby Nude TikTok. Damn, I have heard of more exciting stuff shouted in a labor room!
The tabs here comprise NudeToker, Nude Compilations, Nudetokteens, Tokchallenge, and Toknude. And these are all found at the top right of the page, next to a basic search bar.
The bottom of the homepage and all other pages hosts a trio of recent posts, plus a link to what I first thought would be a bio of the site founder -NudeToker- that instead leads you to all that he has posted on his site since creation- 99 pages of social media sluts showing off their cunts, curves, and chests!
As to what I need an admin bio for, well, that is between me and my business! But sincerely, you can learn a lot about someone from the things they put in their bio and since no bio is present on NudeToker.com, the site admin could be a piranha in a New York dentist office for all I know!
Tabs And Videos
I never properly explained what the tabs on NudeToker do and how. So, I better get to it, right?
These tabs are more descriptive than you might suppose. So, Nudetokteens, Tokschallenge, and Toksnude when clicked will upload video image thumbnails of nude teens on TikTok, sluts, and slits doing any of the endless and meaningless challenges on that platform and video image thumbnails of these thots in their birthday suits respectively. The Nude Compilation tab also does what it is meant to and hosts a compilation of the content of the type to make a dead cock resurrect and long to jackhammer a fresh cunt afresh!
On the whole, while NudeToker has a very pleasing homepage and site setup, features are average at best. Was the site admin hoping to astound A-class reviewers like me with the beauty of the site design and hope I don’t dig any deeper? Or was he perhaps hoping to bribe me with a weekend retreat with his virgin sister? We will never know, but I have my suspicions!
Do you like rain? Well, there’s a video on NudeToker.com titled The Forecast Calls For 100% Chance of Rain. In this 22 second long video uploaded on January 24, 2022, a TikTok thot called Mixedgirl211111 gets nude, spreads her legs, and shows us all the different kinds of squirts in existence, from beginner squirt to expert squirt. She’s thicc and pretty enough, but I don’t like the look of her cunt. Her breasts are however the full and soft type that I wish to slap myself into a coma with!
This same girl had another video uploaded on the same date titled Where Would You Like To Come? I Prefer To Be Creampied. In this, she sucks cock and gets cum in her mouth, enjoys a facial, is creampied on her chest and other parts of her body. She’s basically advertising the fact that anyone can come anywhere they wish on her and as for me, her butthole seems to be hosting the biggest red carpet welcome on her body!
In another video that’s titled How Do You Like My 18-Year-Old Body, an oval-faced and pretty chick gradually gets nude. Her tits are apple-sized, and her cunt kind of looks like a horse mouth. But she’s not that bad though and seems like the tight type who screeches like a banshee as you put it in deeper in hopes of shaking hands with her cervix!
Videos on the site can be rated and you can click on icons to react to them. Sharing on social media and Gmail is allowed too. Videos are short of course and the video player is a very basic one that does not even let you play videos on a loop to compensate for video brevity.
However, one-click downloads and the picture-in-picture effect are supported by default, and adjustment of the playback speed is allowed. Updates too are extremely regular and profuse, with over 20 videos uploaded daily on average.
What I Think of NudeToker
NudeToker seems solid and is worth a peek into, especially if you are the type who thinks that social media sluts need regular sacrifices of your cum load to stay in good health! It could however do with a beef up and seems too light for the segment it is determined to rule. And oh, an admin bio or an About Us would be welcome as well!