Nimfomane

Nimfomane

    Well, this site sounds a bit like it was named after a particular nympho. I can just imagine the flat-chested and small booty bitch she’s bound to be and I suspect she has a sharp mouth and a cunt hole that’s wide and receptive enough to be hooked up to crude oil drilling equipment! Yeah, nymphos are no joke and no poke fueled by coke and all the Viagra on the planet is ever gonna sate the hunger that their cunt hole faces on the daily!

    Okay, let’s get to work, fellas. Gather around and apply a fresh coat of Vaseline on your dicks, because this is gonna be one hell of an escort review that might get your right hand unconsciously clenching at intervals! That’s right, read this Nimfomane.com review and prosper my merry lads!

What Are You Fuckers Missing?

    Nimfomane.com is a Romanian escort site and the motto happens to be “what men are missing from home”. What are you fellas missing from home by the way? Hope it is not the sweet dish of cunt you have been getting from the unmarried neighbor downstairs who likes pretending that you are her favorite stallion and she’s duty-bound to mount up and ride hell for leather away from American Indians on a warpath! Boy, the things your significant other is gonna do to your ass once she knows what you have been up to!

    Now, Nimfomane is a very simple site that must have been designed by a fella whose sense of style and class must have been removed by a lobotomy! The design is too stark and the white background color is only slightly prettied up by the addition of red headers and escort profile thumbnails. Unsurprisingly, this is not the kind of site that I would describe as welcoming.

    The profile thumbnails are part of what’s wrong with this site, or rather their peculiar arrangement is. For one, they are too widely separated, almost like the escorts in each profile thumbnail have the clap and have been ordered to keep their distance! And then there’s the fact that while these thumbnails are square, the images in each only occupy part of the square, with some images being centered, while others are to the left or right of the square box. That’s so amateurish I just wanna ask if the site designer here is legally blind, or has a crippling coke addiction he’s been trying to cure with daily quaffs of fresh battery acid!

    Anyway, the site features take the form of a menu at the top left of the homepage that lets you switch between English and Romanian. However, choosing the English option does nothing, with the site language set to Romanian by default and remaining that way no matter what.

    A pull-down menu is present at the top middle of the homepage and it lets you choose from varied categories like dating, escorts, and hotels. These categories also have subcategories and both categories and subcategories are also present in a red banner that’s beneath the pull-down menu.

    The rest of the user options take the form of Sign In, Home, Live Girls, and Add Ad tabs and buttons and all perform what is required well enough for me not to call child services on their ass!

Romancing Romanian Cunt Comes Easy!

    So, there are gay, trans, and female escorts on this escorts Romanian site. But for this review, I intend to mostly focus on the chicks with slits, and that is because they got better booties and a garden of Eden between their legs that any horny fella can camp in and have lotsa fun with!

    Female escort profiles on Nimfomane can be sorted by date and title and that’s a very shitty range of sorting options. Plus the escort quality appears to be average. However, over to the left of all escort pages is a list of Romanian cities, and clicking on any will load a new page filled with escorts in that city. That’s good, but I am not impressed.

    Bianca too does not impress me. She’s 28 years old and looks every inch of it. This chick has more tattoos than you see at a biker convention and her lips are pumped so full of filler they look about to fall off her face and transform into slugs before they hit the ground! Bianca has a very respectable pair of titties, plus a good-looking bottom. She however does not travel out for her clients and that means you must go to her abode whenever you want to feel those fat lips of hers sucking your woody and every drop of cum it is willing to produce!

    Adelina, on the other hand, is in another class. She has a fancy bubble butt, an impressive set of juicy knockers, and a face you want to be seeing on your pillow for most nights of the year! This 28-year-old Russian slim and beautiful chick appreciates seriousness and discretion and like Bianca prefers incalls to outcalls. Give her a ring, go to her place, and dine like a king on the feast she will cook between her spread legs!

    Now, there are no ads here and spam is minimal. But it can be minimal all it wants since that does not affect my dick length!

What I Think Of Nimfomane

    Well, this Romanian escort site has a cute name, but I find it nearly impossible to summon any words of admiration for just about every aspect of its existence. What I mean in plain English is that Nimfomane is simply not up to par in any way and even its escorts are in the main second-rate rejects that only the most desperate fucksters would mess with.

    I do not recommend this escorts Romanian site for anything and would just rather pretend it doesn’t exist.