NewLewdNinja

New.Lewd.Ninja

    Ninjas might slip in when you are asleep and suck your soul out of your cock like the stealthy fuckwads they are, before giving your throat an opening it doesn’t need, but they sure ain’t lewd, or sexy. But then, I forget that ninjas can be anything and everything in video games, fiction, and adult games of the sort found on adult sex game sites like LewdNinja! On sites like that, you can play the gnarly fuck out of the kind of games that your local bishop would shout himself hoarse in fierce opposition of and who can blame that uptight freak lord!

    Here is my New.LewdNinja review. Read and weep, if you ever thought of capturing a ninja and assassinating the convoluted bits out of his puckered butthole with a blunt katana or two!

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    Lewd Ninja rocks a solid enough design. That said, I found this adult sex game center to be too dark for my liking and a Light mode for those of us with sensitive eyes and itchy balls would have been appreciated. And I better not mention the lack of glossy eye candy and the fact that all the color here comes from varied content thumbnails. These thumbnails are different sizes too, which is incongruous and disturbing. Plus the homepage is a bit too choked with content and feels overwhelming. Overall though, this adult sex game site looks solid enough to have its panties pulled down in a cornfield, as its booty is made to clap in appreciation of the New Year party going on nearby!

    Now, this is an adult sex game site, remember? But there are no Dark Souls, Call of Duty, or Super Mario Bros masterpieces that you can play on PC at 50FPS with a customized $200 controller, with the sole focus being on the kind of games that leave you feeling so hard you could pour walnuts into a mortar and pound them to dust with your penis!

    And oh, a good number of the games on this site are spoofs of movies, cartoons, and popular video games. So, if you want to play as Wonder Woman, or have the hankering to watch your favorite toon character get her innards pulverized and eviscerated by cocks that are longer than most freeways, then you came to the right place and you better sit your ass down and make sure your Vaseline is warmer than room temperature and that no one’s gonna disturb you for the next hour at least!

Sweet Sex Game Features and Plentiful Pink Coochies!

    Fellas, let’s quickly talk about site features and user options, before Santa is done with his break and gotta climb off that fat titty bitch who’s been feeding him some garlic-scented coochie! Possibly the most important site feature here is a language menu with 5 supported languages. English is the default language and choosing any other language means a lot of stuff in this place won’t be translated for your sorry ass, dripping woody and aching balls.

    There’s a basic search menu on the homepage, but it is pretty hard to see. It is just below the prominently featured game thumbnail atop the homepage and you get a vastly expanded search menu when you click on the 3D Games, Comics, or Animation tabs.

    The aforementioned 3D Games, Comics, and Animations are the main tabs, with the others being ad links and there’s a Sign-in link at the top right of the homepage. Both the 3D Games and Comics tabs have pull-down menus that permit access to a wide list of content.

    Also present is a short About Us at the bottom of the homepage that talks about Lewd Ninja being the kind of place where you can browse and download adult sex games for free on PC, Android, Mac, and Linux, while also being crammed with XXX animations that can animate even limp dicks and make them see the need to rise and take over the planet or something!

    Anyway, you can register here without an email and it’s free. Members can comment on content, post stuff, and follow other members.

    Ain’t a follower kind of person? That’s cool. But if you don’t follow folks here, you won’t know when they post new stuff, and gotta hope that pops up on the homepage so you can check it out.

    And oh, Lewd Ninja members apparently cannot upload content. Either that or the member upload mechanism was in the shop for maintenance at the time of this review.

Lewd Ninjas Don’t Last Long In The Business!

    Know what? Lewd Ninja must have gotten vexed something fierce and decided to retaliate by stuffing our faces into what has to be one of the biggest collections of toon XXX and adult sex games on this bare-assed planet. There’s almost 11K pages of animations here, plus 526 pages of comics and 729 pages of adult sex games. One thing worth noting though is that this adult sex game site apparently depends on ads for a lot of its revenue. So, when you get here, you gotta toggle off your ad blocker, or you will find that some XXX games take forever to load, or that some animations/comics won’t play properly.

    Anyway, like I said before, both the 3D Games and Comics tabs have pull-down menus that allow access to an extensive selection of stuff. I used those menus to take myself to the 3D Games adventure section. Here are some titles from that genre: Quarantine, 12 Goddesses, 3 Waiters, 4 Mothers, 8th Heaven, Beef In The  City, A Diplomatic Mission, Africa Unexplored, Wet Sand, Zombie Tower, Absurd Temptation, After Soul, Age of Dragons, and Void’s Calling. The latter had been uploaded to Lewd Ninja 5 years before this review and had been updated 3 months previously. It came with 123 download links for downloading the game files on varied sites and the file size varied widely on these sites.

    And yeah, it’s safe to download games via links you get from Lewd Ninja, but do keep your eyes peeled. I didn’t encounter problems with downloading, installing, and playing games on this adult sex game site and that should hold for y’all, unless the universe is mighty vexed at you and dying for a chance to prove it. Apart from games, you can download comics and toon videos here too and these are far easier to play/read/watch and download when compared to the adult games here.

    Now, some adult sex games on this site come with options that let you play them online. You can’t play them on Lewd Ninja though and gotta click on a link and hope to find and play them on EroGames.

What ThePornGuy Thinks of Lewd Ninja

    This adult game site is in the business of delivering outstanding user experiences and y’all better have steel jaws that stand up to the solid blows of pleasure it hits you with! While there are niggles here and there, Lewd Ninja mightily delivers and if you don’t sign up there today, I am gonna send Mia Khalifa to your abode in the slinkiest ninja outfit known to mankind and she’s not gonna be in a playful mood!