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NewbieNudes.com

    Newbie Nudes bills itself as the best amateur nude community on the planet. If any of you were to stick a knife in my ribs or hang a machete between my ass cheeks while glowering at me, I could probably be persuaded to say that their claim has some merit!

    Jokes apart, this amateur porn site does a good deal to live up to its hype and y’all better read this NewbieNudes.com review I got here and see how this smut center handles when a fella like me with a knee-knocking truncheon is putting it through its paces. Not in a reading mood? Well then, it is rather unfortunate that I am in the mood to fry someone’s rear end and attack it with a fork in one hand and a bottle of Kentucky sour mash in the other! So, read and prosper, fellas and that’s an order!

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    Newbie Nudes has an attractive enough design and the best part of that is that the site owner and the admin on his dick did not opt for a black background. The white color in view here makes stuff look spacious and cheery and I love that like I love pink shaved slits dying for some dedicated tonguing and licking torment from fellas with third legs that are big and thick enough to batter and retire every cunt they tangle with!

    Now, Newbie Nudes comes crammed with more user options than there are free crack whores with an aversion to cleanliness in my city of residence. Over on the top right are login and sign-up options, and you can join up for free and speedily too by using your Google account. There’s a Settings menu that lets you customize a lot of stuff, like your preferred time zone, gender, and account status visibility.

    Here, you get subscribed to a basic and free membership plan by default, but there’s a Premium membership plan that nukes ads, lets you view content in their highest resolution, allows you to delete comments on your content, and loads more. Premium will set you back $29.95 for a month, $59.95 for 3 months, and $149.95 for a year and apart from paying with a debit or credit card, you can fork over the moolah by crypto.

    Newbie Nudes is incidentally part of a network, featuring gay, trans and lesbian stuff. You get placed in the heterosexual zone by default, but there are options in a gray header at the very top of the homepage that takes you to the gay, trans, and lesbian versions of this real amateur porn site.

    Featured on the top left of the homepage are Regular, SFW, and Mobile view modes. The first keeps the nudity, the second assumes you are at work, with your boss hovering at your back and poking your butt with his prick and hides the smut, with the mobile view option being best if you are accessing this amateur porn site on a tablet or smartphone.

    Is that it? Na. The rest of the user options come in the form of main tabs that enable access to photos and videos, the forum, the live cam section, the blog section, and more. Each of these tabs has pull-down menus that enable the deepest dives into the stuff on offer. There’s even a competition section where members judge the merits of jiggling butts, see-through clothing, camel toes, and other stuff.

    Yeah, this place is vast, and exploring it is gonna take a lot of time. Thankfully though, the stuff here is thoughtfully arranged and easy to figure out and if you are ever stumped, hovering a cursor on the varied tabs will give you a shit ton of frigging, and thrilling ideas.

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    In case I never made that clear, NewbieNudes.com is not really a porn site. It is a Facebook kind of place where you can make up a profile that details stuff about you that might or might not be true, and then post pictures and videos, comment on stuff with others, and add folks as friends.

    Remember Facebook’s “Poke” feature? Newbie Nudes has something similar called “Wink” and you can even tip and block people. And yeah, there are a lot of wankable videos and pictures, of the amateur genre of course.

    Actually, there’s a little short of 200K amateur videos on this platform, with the problem being that you gotta upgrade from basic to premium membership to watch these videos and get a cock milking out of them! You can also watch videos by paying for them via the site currency called Nudles. You get a couple of Nudles when you register here and when your Nudles finish, you either buy more or earn more by referring people to this amateur porn site. Plus you can send your funds to other members and that's a business opportunity that I gotta think through over the weekend!

    Do any of you remember the live cam section I talked about? Well, it has Newbie Nudes members doing the nasty, and again, accessing it is possible for premium members only. But I am not a fan of live cams and methinks it would have been a bit better if this place could charge you like 5 bucks to access their amateur video collection for a day or two, just like some porn sites let you pay around 3 dollars for a couple days of access to their premium collection.

    Anyway, if you are up for cerebral discussions, I might be able to recommend the forum here. The sexual discussion section is unsurprisingly the most active, with over 36k threads and nearly 700K posts that talk about stuff like women's locker rooms, urethral sounding, getting caught on purpose while doing the nasty, pegging, docking, smelling used panties, and peeing women. The blog section on this amateur porn site has some nice stuff too, but it is more of a diary where folks write about their life and detail sexual experiences that probably never happened.

What ThePornGuy Thinks of Newbie Nudes

    Honestly, I would rather buy flowers and lingerie for a she-goat than pay for access to porn. But a site of Newbie Nudes’ caliber seems like a hella bargain and not recommending it with my full chest would be a crime against the cumming era of humanity!