MySexGamer.com
If you’re still wondering what my mysexgamer.com review would be about then I am here to tell you it’s certainly not about onions and cabbages. I’m here to dutifully penetrate this free porn game site to see if its pussy holds a treasure trove of valuable info that would guide all of our wanks.
Mysexgamer isn’t the first or 20th porn game site I’ve been on so you can say that I have combat experience. The only combat I want from this site would be when I am beating my meat till it goes flaccid. So, join me, and let’s find out together.
Playing With Your Self With A Twist!
The homepage awaited me and I arrived with blue balls that could only be satisfied with some interesting content. The site didn’t meet me in one of my kinder moods. I was ready to fuck the site like a dirty slut just to get all the info. It’s all for your sake, of course, so be sure to be very grateful. I confirmed that I was over 18 years old before I was let into one of the brightest sites that I have seen before. Even the site’s thumbnails were bright. You may need some sunshades even before getting your lotion.
Thankfully, after a few minutes getting used to the brightness I saw that there was a little icon for switching to Dark Mode and I think I just jizzed in my pants. It was a whole lot better even though the thumbnails of the games they were showing me still looked bright enough to instantly kill Dracula. All kinds of porn games were parodies of famous animes, cartoons, and movies. So, you have to be open to seeing your favorite characters in a different light. A lewd light.
On all the thumbnails I could see there were “HTML 5 Browser Games” slapped on them. So, that simply means it won’t be a problem to play their games unless you’re still using a flip phone or something. After looking at some of the games they had for me I checked out the bottom of their homepage to see if there was anything worth my attention there. They had a long list of sites they called their “friends” and a section for Hentai tube videos. The site seemed committed to getting everyone to wank by any means necessary.
On the top of their page, the options; login and signing up were in different bright colors so you won’t miss it for any reason. I was gonna ignore them but that just won’t be fair to the fappers who would like to take their relationship with the porn game site to a different level. They showed me where to input; my screen name, email, and password, and then you’ll have to do some maths that looked stressful to confirm that you are a human. Apart from trying to keep out malicious robots, the site wants to keep out dummies as well.
Checking If This Site Should Be Mysexgamer!
Apart from their gaming and video sections, they also had a comic section that I needed to explore just a little bit. I choose their top Hentai comic of all time. I wasn’t surprised a sex comic featuring Naruto was the number one. I even saw a few thousand Naruto-related games on the homepage as soon as I got on the site. It’s almost like if Naruto the anime never excited, a lot of the porn game makers and porn artists would currently be homeless eating their own shoes for dinner.
I went back to the games section since that is the main reason I am currently looking at this site instead of looking at a huge butt I could be fucking from behind. If that doesn’t show my fondness for y’all then I guess nothing will. I went for their highest-rated porn games. Maybe playing it could come even close to the feeling of that ass that I am still very much thinking about. Most of the games in the section were 3D. I was gonna be pissed at that until I saw a 3D game that caught my attention.
The name of the game was “Alice’s Heart” but what brought me was Alice’s Tits. Those puppies were the highlight of the thumbnail. Clicking on the video gave me a brief description of what I was gonna be playing. It was a basic type of game where you’re alone with Alice at a health club and all the nasty things you would do with her. The game draws inspiration from a fantasy every man with a dick and balls has had. It was a great idea for a game even though the actual gaming didn’t impress me much.
If you like a game you’re playing or you find it to be garbage, there is a feature for having discussions with your fellow online wank buddies or anyone who would care about your ramblings. At the bottom of the page showing the porn game, they have a long list of related games they would like you to play. This is like getting sucked off till you cum and the bitch still keeps sucking! They even managed to throw in porn comics there even though it’s not related.
What The Porn Guy Thinks Of Mysexgamer
I found this site to be decent for folks with a kink for playing porn games while beating their privates. There weren’t too many hitches browsing the site and I found it to be a truly smooth experience. Even though I didn’t find one of their games to be interesting, that didn’t disturb the fact that they had lots more and that the site delivers more smut content than its name suggests. Do I recommend the site then? Yes, especially for those who want to try this genre of wanking for the first time.