MyCandyGames

MyCandyGames.com

    I love candy. I mean, who doesn’t? Few things are as exhilarating as holding a ball of sweetness in your mouth and getting orgasmic deliciousness on demand. It’s a bit like fucking a royal in the loo, while her bodyguard is outside, murmuring something about not stretching the royal holes to an incontinence-triggering extent!

    Talking of candy, I’m all set to review a site called MyCandyGames that has all the ever-loving candy licks y’all ever wanted! But rather than sluts with candy bums and sugar-topped nipples, this place has X-rated games up the raspberry-blowing kazoo!
Here is my MyCandyGames.com review. Read it and weep and pray for melted candy fucks that taste sweeter than a cock lick from a sugar freak with a peak leak from her candy foundry!

Have A Candy-Ass Taste!

    Got yourself a fine-ass hand? Well, it just so happens that the number of adult game sites that look sweet as sin won’t exceed the number of digits on both hands. That’s a fact y’all better make peace with.

    See, it would be best to just focus on what each adult gaming site has to offer and ignore the site looks as much as possible. Else, you are bound to get so frustrated/disgusted/disappointed that you jump on a pool table while in town this weekend and fuck the closeted bejesus from the pool pockets! But don’t be expecting to fuck knowledge of the law out of the judge who’s gonna hear your case!

    Anyway, MyCandyGames.com has a standard and boring look. A white background is in play and atop the homepage are some Mario and AngryBird graphics. That though is an ad and clicking it will take you to another game site, with this one having the kind of stuff you see on Google Play and the App Store.

    The top of the homepage has a black bar that hosts the site logo at the top left, plus Most Rated, Top Played, and Categories tabs. At the far right is a search bar that’s as basic as a dry hump in an elevator by a 70-year-old granny with a cunt that’s experiencing a rare dripping session! And once the liquid is flowing, you better take that aged pussy to pound town if you know what’s good for you!

    Now, the Categories tab is chock full of stuff. It has a pull-down menu too and this allows access to genres like Monster Sex, Logic Games, 3D Games, Adventure Games, School Girls, and Sexy Babes. Supported categories lack sorting features, but the Most Rated and Top Played tabs help make up for that.

Have A Candy Fuck Or A Holy Laying Fuck!

    Most of the homepage real estate on this adult sex game site is filled with game thumbnails. Multiple pages of these games are available, but going from the first to the last page of games in a single click is not possible. Hell, not even Thanos could pull that off!

    The site homepage also hosts game thumbnails arranged in sections like erotic, adventure, 3D, lesbian, hentai, and oral games. At the bottom is a small About Us, plus an extensive language menu. English is however the default and most supported language and if you choose any language other than it, you will find that not everything gets translated into your chosen language.

    Now, it’s time to play with fate! Sex Simulator, Naruto Hentai Sex, Transfer Student, Virtual Natasha, MILFY City, Forced Sexual, and Heavily Drunk Chick were among the most played titles here at the time of this review. The latter had even been played over a million times and had 4 out of 5 stars. The game is text-based though and barely exciting enough to keep 2 brain cells turned on.

    I went to the Monster Sex category and found titles like Pussymom3. This game began with a tank rolling forth on the screen and the graphics looked like something out of a Super Nintendo game catalog. The objective here is to capture pussymoms, ostensibly for tournament breeding purposes and to do that you gotta move your cursor around the screen. You can even buy potions and other stuff you need to battle them dastardly pussymoms and the whole thing is a bit ludicrous. But an excellent time waster this assuredly is.

    The Iron Giant had far better graphics. Hell, this looked a lot like an award-winning cartoon and the action takes place between a mom with an enormous and perpetually heaving bosom and her teenage kid who’s been trying to fix an iron giant. You gotta help this fella ogle and then drill his mom without being caught and that’s quite a stressful undertaking.

    Queen’s Blade Zombie Rush was quite different from most games I stumbled across during this review. All you gotta do here is pick a character and then you determine how hard or soft you want this character fucked with a telegraph pole of a dick. A total of 5 toon bitches were available for epic fucks in this game and you get to see them fucked hard and then decide when the fella who’s giving them a lord-forsaken shellacking dumps his load in their cunts. Ain’t nothing peachier than that!

    Now, the games here are extremely simple to play. Onscreen prompts abound and you are seldom stumped for long on how to progress in game. Plus there’s no downloading involved or tech knowledge required, with MyCandyGames and your PC/mobile automatically taking care of everything.

    Nothing here is dated though, and the total number of games, plus the update frequency is a mystery wrapped in an enigma that’s in the slack snatch of a careless MILF!

What ThePornGuy Thinks of MyCandyGames

    MyCandyGames brings an average feature set, plus tons of easy-to-play games to your breakfast table. It’s not the best and brightest by any chance. But it should do if you are prepared to keep your expectations modest.