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    My Mrpornogratis.it review is cooking and you are all invited to eat it out. With a name like that, I was very curious about who Mrpornogratis is and if his European porn site can withstand the intense eyes and scrutiny of The Porn Guy. My weapon of choice was being warmed up with special dick exercises that I needed to share with the world as soon as the world is ready to pay.

    Since this is a European site we have to prepare for everything. I hadn’t yet seen many sites from there that didn’t make me want to give up on porn and live in a secluded monastery but I wanted to give this site a fresh chance to redeem the honor of European smut.

Initial Eye-Fucking Of The Site!

     I got on the homepage of the site and didn’t understand a word that I was seeing so I went off to Google to check out what language was delaying introducing the site to my meat properly. I was able to find out that I was looking at Italian and that I was in fact on an Italian porn site. All I could hope was that they knew how to deliver porn the same way they knew how to deliver a delicious pizza or spaghetti dish. I was hoping that the recipe for the porn site had been passed down from generation to generation till it was flawless.

    Since I didn’t know Italian, I simply used my browser’s auto-translate feature. I was finally able to use the site properly without feeling like a wanking Stevie Wonder. The site had a bright white theme that was designed to make wankers coming to the site from their dark caves feel like Stevie Wonder again because it’ll leave you blind until your eyes readjust. After their logo on top, they had 2 options below. One for going to a webcam site and another for chatting with girls who likely have a bigger cock than you since they’ll likely be catfishes.

    The next feature I saw was their search bar. But the search bar was hardly interesting compared to the image of 2 BBCs invading the pussy hole and ass hole of a white damsel who was clearly not in distress. In fact, she looked like she was about to transcend into pleasure itself. I clicked on the image and was taken to another site. That was not what I came for so I didn’t let myself get fully defeated by the distraction of a thoroughly fucked sexy woman.

    The first of their content that I could see was in a section named ‘Latest Porn Videos’. The thumbnails I could see there weren’t really exciting to me but the first showed a cougar swallowing a dick like she was hungry for it, I saw two gay guys having a taste of each other’s assholes, a porn video of Mia Khalifa was also uploaded there because every porn site knows that her big fake tits have kept many a struggling porn site from being forgotten and killed off. There were more random pictures of girls getting fucked by BBCs that led to that other site.

Sticking My Meatballs Into The Site!

    The rest of the homepage on the site didn’t have much entertainment to offer my dick. There was only a very long writing of them singing their own praises and sucking their own dicks until it was raw. I did see their categories and that smelled like it could be fun so I went for it at great speed. They only had about 10 or so options there. I saw categories like; XXX, Amateur, Naked Ass, Porn Films, Hentai, Incest, Lesbians, Italian Porn, Milf, Blowjobs, Etc. I was gonna have to choose the right first category. The happiness of my meat depended on it.

    Italian Porn as a category won the silent battle for my attention because what’s that saying? When in Rome, do as the Romans do. Well, I’ll certainly be wanking like they do so that’s why I needed the original Italian smut that inspires everyone in the country to make such delicious dishes. The videos there weren’t really authentic Italian. One of the videos even had a caption saying that the actress is Brazilian. It was now clear that it wasn’t the best category I could have picked, so I took myself and my dick out of there.

    I went to a category that never failed me in the past. I went to the lesbian category and I was hoping that this category would be better arranged than the one last one. I didn’t want to see a gay orgy when I specifically requested lesbian content and we know this site to make things as confusing as possible. I went to the lesbian section and found 17 pages of what looked like professionally made-lesbian smut. So I picked the video that looked like a wet lesbian orgy to watch.

    Clicking on it took me to another page that had more video suggestions, a description of the video, and the option to play it. Loading the video took a long time and my patience was thin. It didn’t help that there were some sneaky Ads at the bottom of my screen looking like they were mocking how long the whole video loading process was taking. When the video loaded, it wasn’t even HD and I spent so much time waiting just to have to squint during the entire porn video. I wasn’t amused and my balls went from blue to seeing red.

What The Porn Guy Thinks Of Mrpornogratis

    Mrpornogratis needs to be personally introduced to me so I may take him to a messy stable so he’ll understand just how his site feels to the rest of us. It’s bad enough that there are only a handful of authentic Italian porn and their videos take forever to play, they also have Ads dancing in your face. They didn’t have the kind of content that would have you screaming Mamma Mia! I was utterly unimpressed and would not be visiting the site again for any reason.