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    Stand at attention ladies and gents, my Milftoon.xxx review is coming through and it’ll be treated with the same respect a military hero gets. Saving y’all from a horrible wank is always a noble task.

    Judging by the name of this site I know I am gonna meet cartoon Milfs. Since I dearly love fucking them in real life, their cartoon counterparts have got my attention now.

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    The site was a little bright for my liking but I wasn’t gonna pack my lotion and nuts to leave. I looked around and there was no option to switch to dark mode. That was a little boring because the site’s creators should have gotten the memo; wankers don’t want to be blinded by bright lights when jerking their junior sausage. The site was gonna have to do more to impress me after this first misstep that I had just seen.

    An Ad the size of the state of Texas came to the bottom of my screen and just like a crazy bitch who falls in love with me, it didn’t wanna leave. So far, the site was regular. The content was gonna have to do all the heavy lifting for this site. The site claimed to have lots of content in different styles but mainly in porn comic style. There were also some black and white Hentai manga available to eye-fuck.

    In the section that was supposed to tease and tempt me with their content, they showed that there were only 201 results. I genuinely hoped that the site was pulling my legs and not my nuts. 201 smut can be finished by me within the hour and I’ll still have a spare nut to give.  Anyway, that section had the following options; Latest, A-Z, Rating, Trending, Most Views, and New. I knew where I wanted to be balls-deep in.

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    I wanted to know what was trending in this smut joint. For some reason, I saw a lot of black-and-white comics included in this section. I expected the trending section to have a little bit more color to it but it didn’t. So, I left. The section showing content with the most views sounded like a safer bet on this site. I clicked on it and it showed me the exact results that the trending section did. I was getting really fucking tired of the site.

    The comic I clicked on had color in the thumbnail but it was black and white when I opened it up. That’s a little bit like going back from the club with a sexy bitch and you find out she’s got a bigger dick than you when y’all are about to fuck. I read the comic and forgot all about my past complaints. Sure, it wasn’t colorful, but the storytelling about a fuck-bot serving a family of horny people was frankly jerk-worthy.

    At the bottom of the comic page you’re reading, you’ll see where they recommend more comics, it’s called “You May Also Like”. I found the comics they recommended to be even better because I could finally see color and it didn’t feel like I was beating it to some old-time newspaper. You’re gonna find a lot of unhinged stuff too. The comic I read had a teen boy fuck his step-mom while she’s sleeping so his dad divorces her.

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    There were options to sign up and sign in to the site for those among you that would like more than a one-night fap with this Milf cartoon site. The only issue was that it wasn’t working. Clicking on either of those options leads nowhere. The site kinda felt like it was still under construction and I was witnessing its early baby steps. I didn’t want to have to do all that shit. A site should always work as best as it can or it should fuck off and clear space for other sites.

    The menu had the following options; Porn Comics, Incest Comics, and Cartoon Comics. One thing I had noticed about the site was how they stayed true to their focus on MILFs in every comic I had read so far. I wondered if their Incest section would combine Milfs with their stepkids smoothly like bread and butter. This was my next adventure before rounding up this review and finding a really bad Milf to shag till next week.

    I checked out the highest-rated content in the Incest section. The art was decent and the storyline was not the most complex thing in the world. That’s just how I like it, I don’t want to read about two scientists studying quantum physics and they somehow start fucking. The site may not win any awards for its site design but some of its content have earned an award or two. I was finally done reviewing the site.

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    Milftoon is a mixed bag. The site itself is not yet fully functional to me and the design is as basic as they come. The content is where the fun lies. Some of their comics would have you coming back for more if that’s the type of thing you’re into. They include both black and white comics with colorful ones. The Ads are gonna be there, so you have to use protection when fapping to the comics on the site.