MetalBondage

MetalBondage.com

    Most of you kinky folks have bondage among your list of fetishes and that’s why you would want to see what my Metalbondage.com review reveals to you. I would admit I do like to see a sexy woman hog-tied and kept in a position that would make any man want to tear his pants with his teeth just to get his meat out.

    Pay close attention to this review and we’ll both know if this site would make it to our ever-growing list of decent bondage porn sites.

How To Get Rock-Hard To Metalbondage

    If you’re not into bondage then you’re gonna have to open your eyes to the light. You are missing out on one of life’s greatest pleasures. The sweet pleasure of seeing that pretty lady in chains and steel would steal your heart and keep it locked up in chains. That’s why I had a lot of high hopes for this site even though it is always the sites that have a lot of responsibility to wankers that end up being disappointing cunts. We’ll just have to see by the end of this review.

    The site itself looked like it was made of metal because there was no room for color in the site design. It was as dark as Batman’s asshole and the only two resemblances to a bright color were words that were highlighted. One of the words was “PayPal”. They knew that they had to get wankers to pay up even if it was gonna cost them their integrity and commitment to keeping the site bright and color-free. I had to respect their hustle.

    What I was trying to also respect was how the site looked like a forum but I couldn’t bring myself to like it. I like a well-organized site where a million options aren’t staring me in the face when I am on the homepage. I also like to see a lot of pictures that set the mood for what is on the menu for wanking. There was only one picture on their page and it was two bitches with collars and metal panties. That wasn’t enough to pump excitement into their stressful-looking site.

A Battle Of Steel And Lube!

    I usually don’t read the terms and conditions of most porn sites I visit. They are usually just drivel and long-winded bullshit. I did read this site’s terms and conditions because it was short. I found valuable info for potential members of this site. They said purchasing a subscription makes you able to access the members area of the site. They said any images you download would only be for you and if you go around sharing it with your pals they would have to call a strike team to come stomp your nuts until it looks like a pancake.

    Remember when I said they have about a million options on their homepage, I wasn’t kidding. If you squinted your eyes you would see more tiny options you didn’t even know existed. One such tiny option was their option for checking out bondage gear. I was surprised and I had to see what type of contraptions I would find there. I was gonna take notes and see if I needed to upgrade my gear.

    I was taken to another page with a list of gear. I saw ones I was familiar with and ones that I had never even imagined before. Let’s take the “Ass hook” for example. Who knew there are innovative ways to have your bitch standing around butt naked with some kind of hook in her ass with a chain connected to it. I was shown pictures when I clicked on the gear. The model didn’t look like her asshole was being impaled so I know it works well.

Closing The Site’s Beef Curtains!

    I had had enough of seeing chastity belts and chastity bras. Some of the gear made no sense. I couldn’t see how a chastity bra would enhance the BDSM sex when the soft tits are being locked in iron. There was another tiny option on the homepage that takes you to see their models who are all mercifully attractive. BDSM isn’t the same when the bitch involved looks like your great-uncle Larry. I didn’t know any of them so maybe they don’t venture into real porn too.

    I’m not even gonna lie those models looked good with their natural big tits and suggestive poses. They only let me see the pictures from far away. As soon I wanted to see closer I was hit with a message telling me to subscribe or some shit. I went back to the homepage for inspiration. I saw an Archive section that began in May 2009. Damn, this Metalbondage site should be rusty but it has managed to stay up and running like the dicks of most of its hardcore members.

    I clicked on their option for members and they told me there is no members page anymore, and that all the pictures and videos have been moved to another place named ‘Updates’ for the sake of transparency. Then why the fuck do they still litter the homepage with that useless option? I liked how the site had a heavy focus on bondage activities. I liked their content but I didn’t enjoy seeing a trillion options in my face making the whole thing feel more stressful than it should be.

What The Porn Guy Thinks Of Metalbondage

    Mentalbondage was a fun trip even though it had its potholes. I was glad to see that they are heavily focused on the bondage kink and they weren’t just saying it everywhere to try to make themselves look cool. Navigating the site can be a bit of a bitch sometimes but their content more than makes up for it. So, do I give this site my recommendation you ask? The answer is Yes!