Melapelocondibujos.com
You have the right to read my melapelocondibujos.com review and anything you say would be held against you in the court of wanks. Yes, I am gonna be grilling this site today and I am gonna be playing both good cop and bad cop until I squeeze out valuable info from the comic site.
When I say comic I don’t want you expecting any Superhero shit except you wish to see a superhero fuck a villain till they become as good as a monk. What I am trying to say is that this is an xxx comic site. So, join me for this wild review.
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With a name like Melapelocondibujos, you can already tell that we're about to head into an exotic comic site. If it was the regular comic sites you're probably used to then they would have had names like “Bigtitxxxcomics" or “Wetcomics4u". By the way, I just came up with those names so if any of you want to create a comic site and choose any of those suggestions, I'll be waiting for my payment. If I do not see it, I'm gonna assemble an impressive squad of hot female lawyers who I've fucked in many of my regular orgies. So, be very scared because they are loyal and committed as fuck.
I confirmed that is indeed an exotic site when I got on their homepage and saw that it was written entirely in Spanish. Even though my closest exposure to Spanish is from packing my bags and nut sacks and going through the whole of South America to find Latinas of every flavor to fuck, I still had no idea at all about how to naturally translate what I was seeing. Thankfully, my browser had an auto-translation feature or I would have had to end this translation by writing my favorite words from my long South American journey “I don’t speak Spanish!!".
Their homepage wasn't exactly the stuff to win awards for great design. it seemed like they had one of their porn artists quickly come up with something they can use. But I barely had time to take in the homepage when I saw a huge ass notice. They were trying to get me to become a VIP member with a 40% discount. First of all, even with a regular membership, I am still a VIP so that was not really the best sales pitch they could have come up with. And second, I wasn't gonna be seduced by their offer to get 1000 comics and videos translated by their team.
The thumbnails were the next thing my eyes set themselves on. The first was a welcome sight of a comic showing a blonde woman with the biggest ass ever getting a massage. The comic might have been translated to English so I was excited to check it right then but my discipline kicked in. I wasn't done checking out the homepage so it wasn't yet time to start teasing my meat with their content. I was rewarded for my discipline with a section at the bottom of the homepage for choosing the various categories like; Hentai, Cartoons, Zona VIP, Incest, etc.
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I realized that some of you might be interested in becoming VIP members so I clicked on the section that showed me information about their membership offers. I know some of the richer members of the audience reading this would be ready to pay for any convenience that could be bought to make their wank a rich one. From the page I was shown I could already see that their VIP membership was divided into tiers. Each tier would obviously sloppily suck more money the higher you go.
Each of the two tiers came with the perks they offered. The first tier that I saw was named 'Silver VIP Member' and it was $7. They said you'll get fewer ads, access to all content in the VIP Zone, and more perks that I am much too tired to list out for you. The next 'Gold VIP Member' was $19.95. The list of perks that they offered for Gold Membership was longer and included being given access to the site's Discord Channel. You'll be allowed to communicate with other battle-tested porn comic wankers. So, as always, getting a membership would be a choice for your balls and wallet.
After all that reading, I wanted to ease my eyes to the sight of one of their comics. So, I mustered up some reserve strength to go find the right comic. I ended up choosing a porn comic related to Naruto. Judging by how many times I've seen Naruto-related smut on porn comic sites, the anime definitely must have unleashed a horde of perverted artists to the world alongside some of the most awesome anime fight scenes the world had ever seen.
The comic I chose was named “The Woman with the Scarlet Seal" and Hinata was the main star. I couldn't read anything going on because it was in Spanish but I was able to enjoy seeing her walk through the woods naked for some reason. She got fucked by people I assume to be cavemen and they made sure to leave her covered in cavemen semen. The comic was not too long but as long as my dick got long, then it did its damn job. So, apart from the language barrier, I found the comics to be all right.
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Melapelocondibujos might be hard to pronounce if you don't know Spanish and is mainly for those who know the language but the quality of the comics I had seen was good enough to excite the jizz out of anyone. I expected the site to be crawling with deadly Spanish Ads but thankfully they didn't show me a lot. There was also a lot of content so that was another deciding factor in why the site got a favorable review from me. I recommend the site to Spanish-speaking wankers everywhere.