McStories

McStories.com

    I could tell y’all the kind of stories that would make your assholes pucker up like it just drank enough lemon juice to fill up Johnny Sins’ swimming pool! Or I could tell y'all stories of the woody-solidifying kind, but I think the fuckers over at MC Stories can probably do that better than me!

    Never heard of MC Stories till recently, but their business consists of hosting an array of erotic stories to cater to every need, and all those goodies are free as air. About the only thing you gotta pay for is data to access them sex-crammed stories and possibly some lube in case they put you in a fap-hungry mood!

    Here is my MCStories.com review, fellas. Read it and weep if you got a weeping cock with a storied history and a pinkish front-end!

MC Stories For DC Pleasures!

    Remember the dictionary description of a shoestring budget? Well, it sure looks like MC Stories was designed on such a budget and that’s on Mary had a little lamb, till I relieved her of it to give my stew a meatier taste!

    There’s no page design as we all know and love it where MC Stories is concerned. What’s available on this sex stories site is a kind of light gray page and in the middle of this is what looks like a sheet of paper on which are pasted varied user options and warnings. These warnings emphasize that the site is for adults only and no snot-nosed kids with scabs and dingleberries in their drawers are welcome. Folks are also warned that what they will read is fantasy only and trying to replicate what they read in real life will get their asses handed to them on a platter at a feast to which we all would be invited!

    After these warnings and disclaimers, you get options like a FAQ, plus links to authors, titles, the forum, recent additions, readers picks, categories, and the like. The FAQ explains how to submit stories and send them in TXT format, how to support authors in cash and kind, and other related stuff.

    Better check out the FAQ if you plan on writing stuff and getting it posted on this sex story site, or just need to know how to suck the cock of the admin and drink from his cumming fount of knowledge! And he better have some good plumbing down there that’s kept clean on the regular!

Here’s To Stories That Slap!

    So, there really is a forum here with a bit less than 36K members. But only around 10-19 members were online at the time of this review and calling this forum active would be an insult to other actually active forums.

    Clicking the Recent Additions options on MC Stories will take you to recently added stuff and this could be a new story or a newly added chapter in a story. Plus content updates here while regular does not necessarily happen daily.

    There’s a Reader’s Pick option that lets you see stuff chosen by specific readers and these fuckers have been picking specific titles since 2002. How and why readers pick specific content and why they are given the privilege of doing so is not explained.

    And then there’s the Categories option, which might just be the best option of the lot. Clicking on this will get you a page filled with categories, with the number of titles in each category being helpfully shown. Bondage & Discipline, male/female sex, male/male sex, male dominant, mind control, masturbation, enlargement of bodies & parts, fetish, and female/female sex are the categories with the most stuff.

    But supported categories on this site cannot be sorted by number of content, popularity, rating, or any of that stuff. The categories are just slapped onto a page for you to sort at your fucking leisure and that sucks worse than a fang-toothed vampire with daddy issues who snorted some PCP before deciding your dick belongs in her hand and down her throat!

    Expectedly, the Titles and Authors options do what they say on the tin. The authors and titles here are listed from A to Z, but sorting by rating, popularity, or any other metric apart from the default alphabetical mode is not supported. You can’t even quickly find out which author has the most content, or which is the most badass. But then, this is a very options-lacking free sex stories site and that fact needs to be constantly impressed on you whether your ass likes it or not.

    Anyway, the Cannibal section had titles like Cannibal Cain, Meat Man, and An Immodest Proposal. The Cannibal Cain thing was submitted in early 2006 and last updated in that same year. It had 3 chapters, with a collective total of around 11K words, and was about a stockbroker by the name of Cain Lector who liked human flesh and had a thing for kidnapping ladies and forcing them to do bad stuff. While the story here was well put together, it felt incomplete and could do with a closing chapter. But this piece is not something I would recommend you to read if you are the squeamish kind, or the law and order kind.

    Over in the Scatology section were titles like Boss Man, Bullshit Detail, Doctor Knows Best, Four In A Dorm, National Security, and Pooh. The latter had 2 chapters and was uploaded in July 2011. I tried to read this and had to stop halfway because it was just too ludicrous and not the sort of thing you go through before dinner. It should however be a hit for all scat and extreme porn fans.

What ThePornGuy Thinks of MC Stories

    If you are after prime sex stories, this place has that in spades.  Just don’t expect boatloads of user options or a site design that gets you swabbing your screen with a slice of fresh sourdough bread!

    While I have some reservations about MC Stories and its immensely minimalist, design, I do think it's an excellent bookmarking candidate.