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LoveTorrent.net

    MyLovetorrent.net review is here to aid you step up your wanking game. To be clear, I don’t need a damn back story when it comes to porn. I really don’t care if she’s your naughty high school crush, a freaky spoilt stepsister, a kinky cougar, or a pizza delivery girl. All I need is a close-up of something nasty happening.

    This porn torrent site should be able to give us enough information on where to and how to download your preferred smut that’s so bad, it’ll have the cops knocking on your door. Let’s dive in already and see what gold we can dig from this filth.

For The Love of Cumming

    As I opened the site, I was greeted with a collision of pink yellow and white for site’s colour scheme, a smash of Russian characters and an accumulation of thumbnails, featuring phat asses, huge titties, cum-splattered faces, next-to-scary looking dildos and high class furry-fetish animated images.

    Images are in high quality from 1080p to 480p you won’t miss any spots. Good enough to count the number of freckles a pussy has.  It has about 268 new contents, over 9000 photos for your voyeur eyes to feast upon and over 757 hundred thousand forums. Yeesh! This place is like a fucking goldmine for torrents, but it’s also a fucking linguistic minefield.

    Cyrillic script everywhere, making it a goddamn nightmare to understand one shit from another. And Google translate threw up its hands in the air and said, “Nah bro, you’re on your own”. Thank fuck there’s a good amount of English to keep your fuzzy minds intact and images that speak way, way louder than words could ever be

    There’s a search function that’s about as useful as a chocolate teapot. I typed in “big tits," and it came back with absolutely nothing, an upload icon and login option that honestly is just there to fill up space.

    If you have to get your specifics there’s a row of highlighted words (in English don’t fret) that will take you to the next teen, blowjob, milf, anal and Russian sexy content you’re looking for. Also don’t bother with the TikTok and Twitter icons sitting pretty at the top right corner. That’s another very non-functional option but if you need to check out more torrent sites, you can go for the last menu option.

No Such Thing as Too Much Porn

    The layout of Lovetorrent.net is pretty easy on the eye. But I’ll still say language barrier makes it somewhat a fucking nightmare. But at least you can kinda figure out what’s what with the pictures, right? About the torrent files themselves; while I am yet to see something shitty, it’s all legal, way too massive (uh…, 7.89GB of porn?) and so crystal clear.

    At least they’ve got titles that are attractive enough and at least you get info on when the video was made, the quality, if it was from a legal site (they all are, nothing sick to see here folks), tags related to each video, how long it is—you get like advertisement material to a full blown movie—any other thing is all Cyrillic script left, right, center.

    It doesn’t show where to download stuff (or maybe I just can’t understand the bloody thing). I clicked a couple of buttons randomly and got redirected to a page with a green bar on a plain white page. Assuming it was the download bar, I clicked on it. Instantly, I got a notification saying ‘file downloaded’ but it was just a pseudo file as it should normally take minutes if not hours to download a 7gb content. I just wanted porn, but what i have downloaded the very thing that will cost me my device? If you scroll just long enough you’ll see where to find other torrent sites. I’d say click that shit and get away from here.

Cock blocked by language difference

    Just when I’m searching for this site’s saving grace, the forum section has to go ahead and be a huge disappointment too. Not just a little letdown—I’m talking a catastrophic failure, the type that makes you want to question your life choices. What do you mean 757129 forums of untranslatable Russian words, like some Slavic eldritch horror? I can’t download smut on this site and now I can’t even partake in smut discussion too? What exactly is this site built for? Thinking about it, to be fair, maybe I am not their target audience.

    Am I supposed to start a language class now with my pants down or just accept that I’ll never know what’s being discussed? To make matters worse it is a bloody eye-sore to boot, permanently set to system mode as if the site itself is punishing you for existing. You don’t want to see this one your mobile device trust me. At this point, my browser should redirect me to an article about Soviet-era brainwashing because this is the kind of experience that makes you reconsider whether free porn is really worth the suffering

What the Porn Guy Thinks about Lovetorrent.net

    What’s the verdict on Lovetorrent.net, you ask? It’s all porno paraphernalia yes, a Pandora’s box of perversion but with its linguistic nightmare and terrible navigation issues, you might likely throw your device against the wall before you manage to fap one out. If you just there to stare at HD pics, go ahead but you’re not going to find how to download the nasty stuff you came here for. I definitely would not be recommending unless you have a driving yourself crazy wish.