Lesbify

Lesbify.com

    If you are like me, then seeing two hot women eating each other in turns and rubbing their twats together hard enough to light kindling gotta be something that just makes you feel like an upstanding fella if you know what I mean! Yeah, sights like that do a lot to make the old pecker as erect as never before and heaven helps the next pussy it’s gonna smash like a jackhammer run amok!

    Where was I? Yeah, I was talking about an entanglement of prime cunts and I just love to witness that happening live! Lesbian XXX sites like Lesbify are centers for that kind of porn and today we all are gonna head to that site and see if lesbian sex acts still has the power to shift our cocks from neutral into fourth gear! Here’s my Lesbify review. Read it and let's be cumming friends!

A Sweet Bunch Of Lesbo-Loving Snatches!

    I guess Lesbify.com is oriented towards females or something. I got a pecker as y’all know and have been reviewing porn sites since I was knee-high and could tell why my sisters had to squat to pee! With that being the case, I would say that this XXX site even if it is female-oriented looks like shit.

   For one, the default and only site color is pink and doesn’t look all that great to me. Next, the logo is at the top left and looks too much like an LGBT banner and I can’t see why that’s necessary. For fucks sake, people go to porn sites to wank, not to wonder about their sexuality. So, flags like that to me are just over-the-top and as needed as an auction of the queen’s worn panties and better don’t ask me which queen I mean!

    But what I find most objectionable here is that the homepage real estate is overcrowded with content thumbnails. These thumbnails are rectangular and arranged 5 per row when 4 per row would have been better and easier on the eyeballs. They lack that glossy look you see on the likes of XVideos and XNXX and it is easy to feel overwhelmed by how much porn and potential-cock throttling moments you are staring at.

    Site features include a big bunch of XXX categories like Tribbing, Orgy, Masturbation, Webcam, Cosplay, Compilation, and Amateur at the bottom of the homepage. Also present there is an All Categories button, but clicking it will simply redirect you to the category tab at the top of the site homepage.

    Now, the usual basic search bar is at the top right of the Lesbify homepage and it says there are over 180K videos on this lesbian poon site. That might be true, but the fact that you cannot speedily browse from the first to the last video page here makes calculating the total number of videos the kind of task even a mathematical genius would rather blow his brains out with a buckshot load of fermented pussy juice than do!

    The main tabs are Home, New Videos, Best Videos, Random, Categories, Pornstars, and Live Sex, with the latter being a direct Chaturbate link. The sluts in the Pornstars tab fill up multiple pages but are not arranged alphabetically. That makes zero sense and if you want to search for a particular pornstar you will either have to use the search bar or browse through the multiple pornstar pages looking for her. And oh, these pornstars do not have profile pages either. So, if you don’t know who these sluts are, you can either look them up on Google or go fuck yourself with a rake you can fish out from the lake and share with Zake!

    The rest of the main tabs do what they say and there are 66 categories in the categories tab. These too are not arranged alphabetically and with that, I am gonna say that the site admin is either so new she’s still wet enough behind the ears to drown a pony or a lazy idiot. Plus there are no options to sort these categories by the number of videos, ratings, and that sort of thing. With that being the case, I do wonder exactly how the Best Videos tab functions and who rated those videos the best on this site.

Lesbify and Testify!

   Remember that “Mr. Booze” song from Family Guy and its Testify line? Well, anytime I hear of Lesbify, I immediately associate it with testify and get to singing the Mr Booze chorus and y’all can blame Family Guy for that since I am very blameless in the matter! And by the way, Mr. Booze got my heart on lockdown and that has been the case for ages. I can hum that song all day and deep into the night when I am being spoon-fed some of the best snatches on the planet that’s owned by some very pretty big booty ladies that happen to be very much into me!

   Now, 10 to 11 minutes seems to be the average video runtime on Lesbify and content previews are supported. On each content thumbnail, you get the title and the name of the porn site the video was taken from, plus the runtime. The porn site names are clickable too and clicking on them will take you to pages filled with content from that specific site.

    For this review, I headed to the Scissoring and Tribbing sections, and here are a few sample titles from both: Caught and Punished, Working Up A Thirst, True Friendship 2, Only For The Night, Young Girls Tribbing, and Step Mum Teaches Phat Ass Mia Malkova Kama Sutra. The latter video was hosted on TabooTube and is a 7-minutes long masterpiece that shows two bubble butt chicks eating each other and rubbing boobs, bodies, and pussies. The whole thing is done in a very loving and gentle manner, rather than at a pace that would have killed a horse via heat stroke and exhaustion.

    And by the way, Lesbify.com is actually a porn aggregator website. That means it does not host a lick of content and everything you see on its page must be watched elsewhere. Yeah, that’s a bitch. But so if life when you don’t have no money and still want to be given head first thing every morning by the finest chick in the hood!

What I Think Of Lesbify

   While this site sounds cool and has almost 200K carefully-curated videos to appeal to the unique tastes and needs of the ladies, it still falls short in several key areas. I would rather fart Mr. Booze from my asshole while playing with live World War 2 grenades than recommend it!