LesbianTube.Tv

LesbianTube.Tv

    This site possesses by far the worst name I have heard for a porn website. Why would someone in their right sense name it LesbianTube as if it contains tutorials on how to become lesbian. Perhaps ‘LesbianSexTube ‘ or ‘LesbianPornTube' can forewarn the visitor of the website that they are about to witness the passionate and tempting rubbing of wet juicy pussies.

    The thought of two women together fascinates me. Sometimes men spoil the mood. Smooth, is the word that comes to mind when you think of lesbian porn. Sometimes you don't want a penis pocking around the business like a jobless woodpecker.

    Not that am taking it personal with this site but, the logo can be better. It is made up of four cresents that attempt to form a circle or pentagon, whatever the spectator thinks is the best description for that thing they call their logo. If it is a circle then maybe I get the symbolism since we are only going to be seeing tight tasty vaginas that can slap any man into a horny filled space of thoughts.

Lesbians Alert, You're Horny I Bet

    When you access the site there is not really much decoration or beauty to it. You would think that this lesbian website was designed by a jealous straight dude who wanted to fit his hard thirsty for pussy cock in one of the lesbians but was denied the pleasure. If it was a straight dude I understand because there is no sign that someone tried to beautify the look of the website. The LesbianTube platform has a background colour of white and somehow that is enough for them. Which makes you wonder : Does white make lesbians horny?

    On the far right of the logo there are three horizontal lines which when selected drop a side menu from nowhere. The menu is so small, almost as if you will hear it say ,’don't bother me.’ To someone who is in full horny mode and already have their pants down this menu is a waste of time. I would recommend you jerk yourself to an imaginary huge BBW lesbian of your creation than check this menu out because that will be the last time you will ever be horny. The drop down menu contains only three buttons namely Home, Best Videos and Most Watched Videos. It definitely competes for the shortest menu ever in the history of websites.

Lesbians Really Like Dick But Not Yours

    The thing that is mostly unique about LesbianTube.Tv is that when you reach the homepage you do not see videos of porn right away. The site decided to put categories on the homepage such that no matter how long your dick has been in your hands you are going to go through a mini-reading session to decide which type of lesbian porn suites you. Believe me, I thought lesbian porn was a porn category in itself but my there are more than hundred categories of lesbian porn. You might nut before you choose which video will quench your thirst for some intense woman to woman erotic action.

    ‘Old and young ‘ is the name of one category. Not to insult lesbians, whom I actually get a boner for faster than a dog notices a cat but, I never knew there were old lesbians. On the thumbnail for this category is a granny who probably has forgotten the name of her last born sucking the shit out of a fresh young tight pussy. If only I could tell granny to get a nap so I can continue on her behalf. She is probably experienced and deserves ‘lesbian of the century’ award.

    Back to the issue of the opening statement/subtitle, I still believe lesbians like dick. My supporting evidence being that there is a variety of videos on LesbianTube in which one of the lesbians wears a huge sized penis called a Strapon bigger than a BBC and fucks the other girl with it. My filthy little mind tells me if I slip a real dick in that wet cock-hungry pussy she will even tell me to cum inside her. The real thing is always the best thing. The list of lesbian porn categories goes on and on even reaching as broad as office porn and most surprisingly hard-core. I wonder if lesbians get hard when horny.

What I Think of LesbianTube

    This LesbianTube review is not against lesbians but rather an analysis on the way these people decided to construct their website. The videos on the platform are actually worth watching. Although this is a lesbian porn website I was actually surprised when in one of the Bisexual videos there were two men fucking each other. If I came for lesbians I believe I should be shown lesbian porn. Consider yourself forewarned before you try the Bisexual category.