Latinas

r/Latinas

    Well fellas, they say that the almighty rested on the seventh day and called over an angel for a massage that probably ended with a happy ending! Well, I am here to tell you the full story.

    See, on that seventh day, as the almighty was relaxing on the massage table after creating everything, he realized that there was something this world sorely needed and no, it wasn’t another ThePornGuy! No, what was missing was the finest set of chicks on the planet. And so, the almighty had to cut short his massage cum vacation, run to the sculpting room in which he makes everything, and in that room while he was still horny as fuck, he created the set of chicks we now know as Latinas! Why else do y’all think them Latinas have the finest set of butts on the planet, the leggiest legs, tightest twats, and in bed are virtually insatiable, to the point that not even a carton of Viagra provides enough motivation for your cock to nail them to the ground and fuck all desire to twerk and be nasty thots out of them!

    Anyway, here is my r/Latinas review. Read this and weep if you are ThePornDude and have been bending over for me all week!

Reddit Latinas Got Butt Cracks I Gotta Race An Anaconda On!

    Owee! After getting entangled with some Latinas in South and North America, I was expecting r/Latinas to look like an Angel had managed to roll it up and insert it into many cumming places! But the fact of the matter is that this subreddit is a visual disappointment. Sure it has a nifty logo, but there’s just a single picture of a Fast & Furious actress on the top left, with no fancy header, background colors, and the like to impress demanding folks like yours truly. That sucks and not like the ducks that ThePornDude guy is always disvirgining!

    Apart from a pretty basic look, r/Latinas has a basic About Community box. It does not offer text to explain what the subreddit is about but does have statistics to share. These say that there are 1.8 million members, about 1.5K of whom were online during this review, with r/Latinas kicking off Latina cunt worshiping in June 2010.

    Below the community box is a list of friends of this subreddit and it happens that I am already a member of good standing in almost all of them. There’s r/LegalTeens, r/GoneWild18, r/DownBlouse, and that sort of thing and after that is an explanation of the site objectives, the rules and regs, and the list of mods.

    Incidentally, the rules in place here are all exhaustively explained and make for a tiresome reading. Basically, posting stuff about minors or your relatives, advertising, spamming, rudeness, farming for karma, exceeding the posting limit, and posting low-quality stuff will get you a kick in the balls from the mods that your future kids will assuredly not thank you for! And the mods here seem to know their stuff. If you are the kind of person who likes pain, you should consider hiring them to walk all over you in jackboots and stiletto heels!

Peachy Brown Booties Never Lose Flavor!

    The motto here is For Those Who Love The Brown Booty From South of the Border and you don’t need to consult a witch doctor to know that the fella who thought up such a motto is a solid booty worshiper who likes plunging into cunts in the doggy style position! Hell, it wouldn’t surprise me much if more brown booties have sat on his face this week than I have peed cum down the throat of the thots on my street this weekend! Given the unholy amount of vitamins and sweet stuff that my cum has long been packing, you could say I was doing all I could to make sure them bitches had a balanced diet and y’all better be thankful that I am so charitable!

    Now, the upload pace on Reddit Latinas is very exemplary. So put your hands together for the mods and members here who do their best to make sure that this subreddit does not lack material of the ogling and cock-throttling kind!

    Love top stuff like me? Then let’s check out the top trending content of all time here. Hey Papi is the top trending post of all time on r/Latinas and it has 37K upvotes and was uploaded 8 months ago. This GIF shows a very pretty and fresh-faced Latina chick who’s wearing nothing more than a smile. She first displays the assets on her front and what a pair she has! These juicers are very nicely shaped and have fab aureoles. After letting us see her rack, this Latina turned around and showed off her bubble butt and twat and she happened to have one of those cunts that look all perfect, fat, and too edible to be left to the palates of mortals!

    Can I Be Your First Mexican Girl is the second top trending post and it had 27.2K upvotes at the time of this review. This GIF was uploaded 9 months ago and the Mexican chick it had is the prettiest and freshest I have ever seen. All she did was smile at the camera, jiggle her titties, and spread her cunt lips and she did it all in such a manner that getting a woody you could hitch to a 747 and tow down the street should be the least of your worries! Dunno who this chick is, but she just made me a bit more determined to get ahold of Mexican thots who value the abilities of an impaling cock that can hold them up in the air all by itself!

    And then there’s Let Me Show You Why Latina Pussy Is The Best. This GIF was uploaded 2 years ago and it rocks 23.4K upvotes. All that could be seen is the back of a curvy chick in pigtails who was slowly going up and down a massive rubber dildo. Her asshole just wordlessly seems to be begging for a cock-led plumbing and imprisonment and she had one of those pussies whose grip beats anything a champion arm wrestler can boast of! Get a cunt like that around your prick and it’s never letting go unless you tell the owner all of your secrets and your ATM pin!

What ThePornGuy Thinks of r/Latinas

    Latinas are a special breed that we are all commanded to breed to the stops and straight into the fanciest wheelchairs! r/Latinas pays homage to these chicks and does well for itself. Recommending this subreddit is a complete no-brainer, and getting a steady Latina to give her teeth and twat a good and steady brushing with your artillery piece is also a complete no-brainer!