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LargePornFilms.com

    My largepornfilms.com review is here for you if you’re looking for a porn movie site to watch with your popcorn and wanking lotion beside you. Sometimes, our balls whisper a longing for longer smut after being teased with short videos for a while. So, The Porn Guy is here to see if the site has me wanking happily while pointing its direction to y’all.

    So, ladies and gentlemen, join me for this review because I have a kink for being watched while reviewing and also you will like to know if this site is safe for your wank.

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    The homepage of the site was my target and my dick was the missile that was being sent to destroy all its defenses. Every porn site I review has to be naked as I do my inspection. This site had a white background color mixed with some brown and even though I have a large dislike for white-themed background color, I didn’t find it uncomfortable because the ebony brown color reminded me of one of my favorite genres of porn. The site may as well begin thanking all the Ebony porn actresses it can.

    After looking at the colors I noticed a dazzling pair of titties staring me in the eyes and it was a thumbnail for their ‘Step Mom’ category. I would have liked to watch that video right then and there but I had to slap some sense into my meat and focus. I saw some more categories with their thumbnails too. Here are a few examples of their categories; Mom, Cheating, Milf, Japanese, Shemale, Massage, Lesbian, Vintage, Mature, Interracial, and so much more for my tired wanking hands to write for y’all.

    To distract myself from the very seductive thumbnails I saw while looking at the categories I looked up to see the option for changing the language I am seeing the site in. I went there expecting to see only a few languages but there were so many there. However, apart from Chinese and Korean, there weren’t many diverse languages. It was a European language buffet. What about all the horny men in Timbuktu who would have loved to see their language on this site when they gather for a group wank session?

    The homepage showed me their popular categories but there was an option to see new content. This is usually where you can see a site’s true colors. I saw a porn video of 4 minutes so I could see the site wasn’t very strict about uploading long videos. I did see the option to look at only long videos. The videos in this category looked professionally made by smut studios. That only makes sense since it’ll be hard to find amateur videos that would go on for longer than 20 minutes.

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    I went back to the homepage to find the Interracial category because their brown color site theme was giving me hints about what to check out. I didn’t even have to go too far to see a video that I wanted to see. The women in the threesome video looked Scandinavian with blonde hair and blue eyes and the man had a dick that looked like it was forged by a blacksmith who also makes swords. It was a pretty long video of about 50 minutes but I didn’t mind watching it for a little bit to test the site.

    As I clicked to watch it I was taken to another site hosting the video named “Maturetubehere”. My eyes were a little confused when I saw that because I read “Masturbatehere”. That would have been a very straightforward order. The site hosting the video was a fertile ground for all the Ads in the world. Sometimes they even repeatedly showed me the same Ad. Also, getting the video to load and play took a lot of patience and self-mastery. I was getting impatient though.

    I was able to watch the video and it was so sad that there wasn’t an option to download it for future inspection. I needed to see if it was more than one site that hosts the porn videos so I went to look for another video… Okay, you got me, I was looking for another video because my dick was as hard as a diamond and I wanted to polish it some more while watching some of these free porn videos on the site.

    There was a video in the Massage section showing a woman with boobs that should be in a museum of art. Those babies looked so full and natural like nature intended them to be. I almost destroyed my mouse when I clicked to watch her content. The video was being hosted on a different porn site than the first I watched. There were still Ads of course but less this time. Seeing those gigantic tits was the best way to end this review with a really happy ending.

What The Porn Guy Thinks Of Largepornfilms

    Largepornfilms was a decent enough porn site. Sure, it won’t win any Nobel prizes for services to private parts but it’ll be invited to watch the proceedings. I didn’t meet too many Ads on the main site but I met a lot on the sites hosting the videos so I can’t squeeze the main site’s nuts for that. The videos were bountiful and most were in HD. Would I like to come back to cum on the site? Yes, I would. The site gets a recommendation from me.