Kommons

Kommons

    It might be just me, but I figure that Kommons sounds too much like an 80s rap group or an out-of-touch African guerrilla force to be the name of an Australian escort site. Don’t y’all think so?

    Anyway, there are almost 8,300 escorts on this site and the thought of so many of those cunts lying empty night after night due to a lack of clients has me raging at the unfairness of it all. Like I got an idle cock and them chicks got idle cunts. What stops them from bringing them cunts to my humble abode and getting a good filling for free till when they can get paying clients?

    Anyway, here is my Kommons.com.au review. Read it and weep like the rock-hard kommoner that you are!

They Commonly Have Sugar Cunts On Sale!

    Kommons.com.au should have no trouble passing for one of those forums designed by a fucker with a minimalism streak a mile wide and an ocean deep! The homepage is clean and stark, with the logo being at the top middle. Dominating everything is a list of Australian cities, though there are other options at the top right and left. Scroll a little way down and you get pro-level text that explains what the site is all about and that couldn’t be clearer or more cock-raising!

    Now, the aforementioned Australian cities have numbers that indicate the number of escorts that reside in each. Sydney has 2,179 of them pricks and cunts, followed by Perth with 1,665, Melbourne with 1,487, and Cairns with 1,096.

    Over on the top right are the Top Cities and Advertise tabs. Ignore the first as it takes you to cities in the UK. Be sure to ignore the Advertise tab as well, unless of course there’s a cock or cunt you wanna put up for sale!

    The rest of the featured tabs here comprise Sugar Babies, Local Dating, and Live Sex Cams and each of them is as useless as a bucket of cane toads would be for flushing a load of fresh poo down the loo! Done that before? Well, I would have paid to see something like that!

A Sweet Fuck Is Not So Common!

    I did say that there were slightly less than 8,300 escorts on Kommons.com.au, right? Well, access to them is a very simple matter. All you gotta do is click any of the cities on the homepage and you can then arrange a meeting with your sweet loving fuck of an escort!

    Adelaide happens to sound soothing and it was the city I clicked on first. There are 598 escorts in Adelaide, and they are of variable quality. A lot are Asian and that got my fraud antenna acting up like it’s being sodomized by a fungus-infected tree branch!

    Escort profile thumbnails here are of variable length and sizes and that’s not good because they should be of uniform sizes, with this promoting harmony. But that could be just me. Y’all are of course free to be okay with escort profile thumbnails being of as many sizes and shapes as possible.

    Anyway, sorting options are right atop the city homepage. I picked Adelaide to go through first, right? Well, at the top left of the city page are Services and Other Filters options, plus an Independent Escort option that doesn’t deserve an explanation. The Services and other Filters option has a pull-down menu that lets you sort escorts by services offered and that could be 69, French kissing, anal, massage, and fetish. A total of 25 different services are made available and you can choose as many or few as these as you like.

    As for the Other Filters option, it lets you pick from eye and hair color, as well as body type. However, mature and BBW are the only body types you can pick from, which is a letdown for folks like me who often fancy barely-legal pussies belonging to thin sluts who still have their factory shrink wraps on! Them bitches can’t kiss but going by how hot their coochie is, you could swear they got a gas cooker in their cervix that’s fed by their farts!

    Okay, time to go over a few escort profiles. Up first is Slina, an overpoweringly beautiful and curvy Asian chick. This very fresh-faced lass is 24 years old, wears 34D bras, and offers an array of full services like 69, cum in mouth, rimming, happy-ending massages, GFE, overnight dates, and more.

    Krina on the other hand is a Romanian blonde beauty. Her smile is just something else, as is her haunch. She can be seen in one of the trio of pictures on her profile lifting her leg and showing off her twat and asshole and what tight pairs they are! This busty seductress is open-minded, fetish friendly, and willing to fuck you without a condom. Be sure to wrap up before drilling her though, and do your best to make that fat cunt of hers see a reason to close for the season!

    Heard of Canberra? Well, there are 128 escorts in that city and Elaine is one of them. She is the kind of slim but busty beauty that you bend over and tie to a chair – with her consent of course- and then fuck till her holes in that location look like they got hit with an RPG warhead or something! Elaine says she’s always horny and loves sex and that means when you two get it on, you would be doing the community of mankind a great disservice if you didn’t pound her brutally enough to seal off her cunt with cement on the morrow and pray for the wisdom to stop being a community snatch!

    Now, escort profiles on Kommons Australia have average levels of detail. Stuff there could be better arranged and presented. Escort quality is in the top 30 percent, but if you look hard it should be easy to spot a lot of fake profiles. And that means you better have your wits around you when booking chicks on the site, or you will pay to get your dick sucked by a 20-year-old Asian beauty, only for an aboriginal grandma to show up and demand that you fuck her funky twat whose smell could kill a roach!

What I Think of Kommons AU

    I like how simple this escorts AU site is, but the lack of features and polish is concerning. And to that too must be added the fact that there are undoubtedly a lot of fake profiles on Kommons AU.

    Still, this escort Australia site has promise and is worth a look-see.