Katawa Shoujo

Katawa-Shoujo.com

    My review of katawa-shoujo.com is here to reveal. So, your only task is to give your dicks an education.
I had watched enough anime and seen enough Hentai bitches to know that name of this was Japanese and that I was probably in for some perverted smut.

    So, since the journey is about to begin, as your captain I would remind y’all to keep an open mind and don’t think about it too much if we encounter any Japanese octopuses fingering a woman but with its tentacles. It’s just the Japanese smut way.

Looking East For Some Smut!

    I know a lot of you are known fans of Japanese smut. Me too. I came to the site with hopeful balls that were full of expectations and jizz that needed letting out. I opened the site and saw what looked like a modern parchment. That was the design of their site and even though I had been on numerous sites in the past, this was the first of its kind. Did it like it though? Well, I didn’t hate it and it made me feel like a pirate who is looking for some thick booty. I was more interested in what the site contained.

    The homepage was simple. I’m a huge fan of simple design but for a site offering a visual novel, I would’ve liked to see random anime-styled Waifus floating around my screen. It wasn’t too much to ask. They had the following options for their parchment-looking homepage; About, Characters, Samples, Download, and Staff. They also had a blog and forum section that I was in no way interested in. I didn’t come to wank to words.

    Even though I didn’t come for words I clicked on ‘Staff’ to see if there was a picture of their staff bowing In gratitude for delivering a visual novel site. Nope! Instead what I saw was a semi-long text explaining how their site came into existence. If I wanted to read any history I’ll be reading about how sex dolls came into existence and who was the ultra wanker that came up with the idea after fucking his pillow for the millionth time. I had to find this site’s sweet spots.

    There were a lot of language options at the bottom of the homepage. I saw languages like; German, Portuguese,  Brazilian Portuguese, French, Spanish, Suomi, etc. It was clear that they wanted as many foreign wankers on their site as possible. Well, they should be glad, they had porn royalty checking them out. But, they also better watch out because I was gonna be unbiased and angry if their content was boring enough to put even a speed-loving sugar-addicted wanker to sleep.

Fisting The Visual Novel Smut!

    I clicked on their samples to see what I was getting my balls into. They took me to a page showing screenshots and music from their visual novel. It looked pretty fun but I wanted to know more about why this visual novel gained a lot of popularity with weebs and other people. Especially since I read that it was gonna be filled with stories of romance with 5 disabled girls. This type of idea can only come from 4chan where this visual novel site was hatched.

    Your character is gonna be a fella named Hisao Nakai. Judging from what I heard about the visual novel, this fella doesn’t mind fucking a bitch on crutches. I’m starting to believe that it might just be his greatest kink. Well, it also happens that the girl he is best friends with wants him to fuck her until her pussy runs out of miles. The plot of this novel wasn’t one I was used to so I had to open my mind to it. Y’all are probably gonna have to do the same.

    You’re gonna have to be more patient than a monk who just had his balls removed because it was a distraction. Sex scenes can take 5-6 hours to unlock. It’s almost like they want everyone to be thinking about their dark themes a lot before being rewarded with a sex scene. If you’re talking with a disabled woman here, you’ll have to talk with her for up to 5 hours just to get the keys into her pussy. Now, imagine having this chat session with multiple women. Scratch that, you’ll have to be as patient as a monk born with no nuts at all.

    I was done with the game. I didn’t hate it but I knew it wasn’t for me. You know what I said previously about seeing too many words in smut. The amount of dialogue that you’ll experience will turn you into something else. You can also enjoy multiple endings. If everything I had described in this review turned you on then you would love the shit out of this slow-burn visual novel. As for me, I was finally done with it and boy was I glad.

What The Porn Guy Thinks Of Katawa Shoujo   

    This visual novel wasn’t like any other that I had seen in the past. It dives deep into the world of disabled chicks trying to score even with what they were living with. It’s a visual that takes a realistic tone. So, if you’re the type to be only interested in banging waifus with big titties and an ass you can ride into battle, then you’ll want to steer clear from the visual novel. But if you want to dive into alternative smut, this would be a great choice!