KabineDasNovinhas

KabineDasNovinhas.com

    I hate porn sites with names that are longer than J Mac’s dick! For fucks sake, if you own an XXX site, nothing is gonna happen if you keep the name simple and witty, rather than drawn-out and needlessly descriptive. And that brings us to Kabine Das Novinhas.

    This is a Latina porn site with nearly 300 pages of content of an amateurish and pro-level nature. And given the sweet kind of artillery piece this place is packing in its trousers, my interest in tearing the site admin a new one for not having a shorter and more memorable site name is going with the wind!

    Anyway, fellas, here is my KabineDasNovinhas.com review. Read it and weep, just like your mama does when she sees your condom bills for the month and gets to calculating the number of girls you are sentencing to a lifetime of wheelchair use!

What In The Bloody Sweet Twat Is Kabine Das Novinhas?

    Well, this is a free Latina porn site. Spanish is the default and only language and here’s to hoping that some of you still remember a bit of that from your high school Spanish classes taught by that chick with a sculpted booty, who liked spending hours at the principal’s office and singing/moaning off-key!

    Now, Kabine Das Novinhas has one of those cookie-cutter boring-ass designs. The background color is black and you cannot change or tweak that.

    User options are almost non-existent. There's the typical basic search option on the top right and a Categories option. I can at least appreciate the fact that the XXX categories in the Categories tab are arranged alphabetically by default and each category has a number that indicates the amount of videos it boasts of. But you cannot sort categories by number of videos, rating, popularity, and all that jazz.

    Anyway, amateur videos seem to be the busiest category, with nearly 7.5k videos, and the likes of Young Girls From Zap, Ass, Brazilian Women Having Sex, and Young Naked XXX categories chasing at its heels. There’s also TikTok, Anal, Incest and Photos categories. The latter is misleading though, because there are no photos available at this free Latina porn site.

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    This Latina porn site has nearly 300 pages of content, right? Well, it also has ads right on the homepage and they are stuck there regardless of whether your ad blocker is working overtime or not!

    Now, there’s something about this place that keeps putting smiles on my face. And that something has to do with the lengthy videos to be found here.

    Given that this place has a lot of amateur XXX, I should be forgiven for thinking its videos would max out at 2-3 minutes in the main. But actually, videos on KabineDasNovinhas.com typically average 20 minutes plus of runtime. And you don’t see that too often.

    Here are some titles: Male With Hard Pick Eating The Interesting Young Girl, Fucking With The Negao After School, Cousin Eating His Girl’s Yummy Pussy, Naughty Asian Swallowing Her Boyfriend’s Hot Cock, and Tight Kitchen Of A Warm Young. Yeah, the latter title makes no sense, and y’all can join me in blaming Google Translate for that. And oh, the video in question had a 5 minute runtime and featured a couple of young folks. One was a chick with a nice ass and tits, plus a flat belly. The other was a young fella with an authentic oak tree woody and neither of their faces could be seen clearly.

    The chick perched on a table and got fucked by the naval cannon her partner was packing and she made sure to put up a good bit of a moaning performance. But it took the fucker less than 2 minutes to cum and that’s disappointing on so many levels. But maybe he had yet to get used to the tightness and sweetness of his partner’s cunt and we should cut him some slack!

    Young Hairy Girl Being Sucked By A Needy Male came with an 11:41 minutes runtime, seemed to have been borrowed from AsianSexDiary and was entertaining enough, if slow-paced. The slim, pretty, and flat-chested chick here didn’t get to spread her legs and take dick till around the 9 minute mark and she had a lovely-looking slit that the fella with her spent quite a few minutes licking the snotty sense out of. All that crack needed to be world-class was a good shave!

    It just so happens that the stuff here is undated. And that kind of thing is usually deliberate because it helps obscure the upload pace. So, whenever you come across a porn site that does not bother to date its video, best believe that they are up to no good and might have provided the barrel the mob stuffed Jimmy Hoffa into and rolled him off a boat!

    And while I never ran into problems getting videos on this Latina porn site to load up and play, I better note that there are a few deleted videos whose titles and thumbnails are still up and you would never know that them videos are no more available, till you click on their content thumbnails. That sucks and this place could do with some cleaning.

    Lest I forget, playback options are limited here and there’s nothing like direct downloads. Plus videos seem to be of around HD quality and there’s no way to adjust the resolution.

What ThePornGuy Thinks of Kabine Das Novinhas

    Kabine Das Novinhas is like that crack whore in town that no one talks to or fucks with unless they are completely out of options. I would never recommend this Latina porn site in a thousand years and a million nights, and you should only visit if it’s a matter of life and death!