JerkMate

JerkMate.com

    Jerkmate reminds me of what you’ll normally say when you’ve won a game of chess and now the loser has to jerk you off while you’re moaning like a whale that is stuck on the beach. Wait, am I the only one that plays Chess this way?

    Whatever, I’ve got my Jerkmate.com review cooking and you are all gonna get served a plate. You don’t need to worry, there is no cum in the food but we do hope to be cumming to the site.

Getting This Site To Be My Jerkmate!

    Have you ever had a buddy that comes over to jerk you off while you’re simultaneously jerking him off too? I haven’t and it sounds like you need to come out of the closet if you’re still coming to this cam site to find a pussy to try and get hard to. You’ll be better off in the Male section you’re allowed to choose alongside the options for Trans, Women, and Couples.

    The motto of the cam site is “Never jerk off alone again”. If you see that, you would think the site runners are humanitarians on a noble mission to solve loneliness among wankers and perverts everywhere. But don’t get it confused, this cam site is simply a money-making idea built on the back of perverts and smut. The creators only need your money and they won’t offer to come jerk you off if you’re still feeling lonely while on their cam site.

    On the Homepage, you’ll see tags right above the thumbnails. These tags are meant to guide your preference on the cam site so you’ll quickly find the model that you want to donate some jizz to. I saw tags like; Ebony, BBW, Pussy, Porn, Milf, Squirt, Teen(18+), Nude, Cum, Latina, Masturbation, and Feet. I’m a little curious about what the models featured in the “Porn” tag are doing and that’s why I’m gonna find out. Maybe they’re acting in a one-person porn scene.

    That tag was disappointing since the girls there weren’t even topless. They just looked and acted like every other cam slut here. So, I basically wasted my time. That’s why I’ll be checking the tag named “Teen(18+)” because I am in need of some fresh blood to wipe out this stench of old thrash that is in the air. Thankfully the young Latina model I found was just what the doctor ordered for a refreshing fap.

Drilling Deeper Than Ever Into Jerkmate!

    They have an Ad on the top of their page saying that some model named Laura Lux was gonna have a live show for the first time ever where she’ll be baking while naked. I’m tempted to save the date so I’ll tell her the exact width and length of my huge nuts so she can bake some replicas and eat them slowly while I am fapping like a madman on steroids. This offer just means that this cam site has events like these once in a while.

    There is a section for their Sex Games and I was surprised because most cam sites would rather focus on their cam business without giving a shit about adding any other additional smutty feature. I’ll be checking out their game section momentarily to see if it’s only gonna play games with me instead of the opposite. The game I ended up playing was called Comix Harem.

    The game wasn’t created to be spectacular and relies on you using your imagination to wank to it. It had a boring storyline of a wild guy who is having sex with many of his female sidekicks. I grew increasingly bored the more I kept playing it. I tried another game named Hentai Heroes and it was a little better but also not the type of game that would excite the jizz out of my balls. That’s when I decided it was a good time to find a real model to jerk off to instead.

    I found a Romanian model who was distracting me with her atrocious English so much that I had to mute her and focus on her huge knockers instead. She was boring too so I couldn’t stay for too long. I believe this cam site needs to start a class for their models to make them more exciting and they also need to change their thumbnail from professional photos to the last activities of the live model so we can know what we are getting our dicks into.

What The Porn Guy Thinks Of Jerkmate

    Jerkmate is an unreliable mate to have when you’re in need of a wank but it isn’t terrible either. I’ve seen better cam sites that were able to impress me far better than this site ever could. I did find some of their features useful and exciting but there was this sense of neglect on the site and their models mostly look like tired old Eastern European sluts that use all their earnings to buy cheap cigarettes. This site doesn’t get a recommendation from me but y’all can check it out yourselves.