JAVDock

JAVDock.com

    Have you ever wanted to take a trip to Japan with your dick? My javdock.com review is just what you need for such a smutty journey. I’ll be your guide because today, I’ll be taking my dick on a tour of the site to see what they have to offer. Usually, I like Japanese porn sites so it will be crazy if this one managed to disappoint.

    Yeah, I’m getting excited to see the hot Japanese women who always make me wanna put stick my dick in them until they go crazy. I have that effect on women and I also make bad porn sites go crazy in a different way, so this site better deliver!

All Hands on Javdock!

    Before sticking my meat fully into the site I had to explain the name of the site to y’all. “Jav” means Japanese Adult Videos, and “Dock” probably means the place where ships are unloaded. That makes total sense because I am on their dock(site) ready to unload all my load. So, as far as porn site names go, this site has managed to impress me. But all of that isn’t gonna mean shit if the porn on the site looks like it was created by people with half a brain that was shared. I’ll keep an open mind and a threatening baton on my inspection table.

    I got on the site expecting a bright white theme because that is very common with Asian porn sites but thankfully it was as dark as I like my coffee. In all that darkness, their thumbnails shined like a colorful piece of art. None shined brighter than the first one I saw showing a woman with incredible jugs. Because of that, my dick did a backflip in happiness. I had to remind myself that the thumbnails are photoshopped sometimes to make the models more attractive. I know this first-hand because of my experienced wanking hands.

    For some reason, almost all the videos had “Chinese subtitles” on them. I do believe that will be an issue. I didn’t know any Japanese and I knew even less Chinese. But I can see why they would ignore English and try to please their horny neighbors. Imagine if a chunk of the Chinese huge population were hooked on this site’s porn, the site owners would probably walk on air and make everyone kiss their ring finger before getting to watch an adult video. I was glad to see that some didn’t have Chinese subtitles.

    If you’ve been on multiple Japanese porn sites, you’ll notice that they all have a similar approach to their homepage design. They enjoy delivering the same categories like “Jav uncensored porn videos”, and they love to put all those categories on their homepage. Based on the thumbnails I had seen so far, there weren’t any amateur videos and if there were, this site was doing a good job of hiding them from me. You’ll have to settle for watching porn videos that last up to 3 hours. If you can go 3 hours paying attention then the site would probably marry you.

Getting Intimate With The Site!

    I didn’t want to waste any time seeing their videos because I felt impatient after seeing all the thumbnails. So, I went to check out the video showing those extra-large pairs of mammary delights. I put on my detective pants to see if those boobs were as big as they looked or if they had been worked on by a Photoshop expert. I was rooting for them to be real or I would be pissed. I appreciate real boobs and I don’t want to see any plastic or photoshop magic. That is a real turn-off.

    I was taken to another page that had Ads seeking to get me over to a live stream site and another below that was smaller but still showed me the same damned Ad. It’s good that the girl on the Ad was Asian so I didn’t get too pissed. I just took it as part of the ambiance. The video I wanted to watch had 1440 views at the time of the review. They had the name of the actress, the maker of the video, and the tags that were associated with the porn video. At the bottom was the long list of related videos.

    Loading the video would have been a much smoother experience if not for the Ad that constantly popped up. I also had to watch another Ad for 5 seconds before the video played. I would like the person who invented Ads to bow their heads in shame for creating digital STDs. That is their contribution to humanity and our blue balls are their prize. At last, the video started playing and it was almost 2 hours long. I skipped all the parts where the actress was doing chores.

    I was able to confirm that her boobs were real and I had a celebratory wank. I went to the site’s menu and saw that there was a section for amateur content. I went to check that out but what I found was not amateur content. I’m not sure what the standard for an amateur video was in Japan but I didn’t expect them to have those thumbnails that look like they belong to a cinematic movie. After all the time spent on the site, I could see that the site was still worth it even with all the faults I had seen.

What The Porn Guy Thinks Of Javdock

    Javdock is a site you can get your meat acquainted with if you have a taste for Asian women being fucked to our satisfaction. I found the site easy to navigate apart from the Ad mine bombs I stepped on multiple times. That was almost enough to make me pissed off with that site but their content felt like a big titty in my mouth. It was comforting and saved this site from The Porn Guy’s Hammer. Would I be visiting the site again? It is already bookmarked.