Itch.io NSFW

Itch.io NSFW

    My eyebrows were raised when I found out I had to do an Itch.io NSFW review because I was surprised anyone would willingly have “Itch” in their site name without being threatened with a bazooka. I wanted to get to the bottom of the site and fuck it there till I got some results.

    You’ll have to join me for this because I am here for your sake and with every letter that is written, your balls are liberated from wanking to questionable content. So, get packed and join me for this ride.

Itching For Some Smut?

    Like a doctor, I went to find the source of the itch. I was ready for their site but I made sure to wear protection as I was entering the site. I didn’t wanna catch any stray itches the day before I visit my harem for our regularly scheduled orgy. I got on the bright page that was probably set up as a trap for Dracula to burn when he decided to play some porn games. It wasn’t the confident start I would have wanted this site to have especially with its name.

    I saw on the homepage that you can not only browse and explore games but you can upload your own NSFW game. Of course, they’ll have to first of all vet the game using their number one wanker. I imagine him to be a guy with a pretty huge right hand and a keen eye. So, if you’ve ever wanted to see your work displayed for the pleasure of other wankers then you will find this site to be capable of making your dreams cum true. What I’m not sure of is if they’ll bother to pay your ass.

    At the top of the homepage, I saw where to log in but nowhere to sign up so I just clicked on the login option and was shown where to create an account. I didn’t care for that but I was still interested in the process for the sake of curiosity. You’re gonna need a username. I would recommend choosing something funny that involves your dick. You’ll have to come up with a password you’ll easily remember. After you accept their terms and conditions you’ll be in.

    The games I saw them display looked good for indie games. Not all the games were for adults and that’s why I made sure to make my way to the NSFW games section. I saw many games that I had never heard of before. The one that caught my attention the most showed two girls, blonde and brunette anime girls with titties that could start and end wars. I was very tempted to check it out as my first test game.

Going Deeper And Deeper Into Itch!

    Typically, when you’re playing free games you’ll be ready to receive a load of spam and Ads because that is usually how the site feeds themselves. But thankfully, the runners of this site had virtue and honor. So, instead of making us go through torture, they decided they’d take a commission out of the royalties of their non-free games. It was a win-win situation and I had to applaud them for it. If only other sites would do this then there might be world peace.

    The reason I didn’t rush into checking out that game that caught my attention was that there were still hundreds more that I could have checked out. I was offered too many juicy options. That is the chief “problem” I encountered on this site. You’ll spend a good portion of the time you should have used for wanking to find the right game to make yourself happy. I ended up checking out that game that caught my attention before.

    I was immediately asked if I was up to 18 years old to play the game. I applaud that too. I found the game to be pretty interesting. It was that sort of game that has two bitches itching to finger each other and taste each other’s juices like they’re starving. I spent a good amount of time on the game because I was hypnotized by the women and the storyline was fun. The features weren’t bad either since they only enhanced the fun.

    The options for games were very diverse. I could see adventurous games that would take your dick on a trip and there were even puzzle games. It was clear that the runners of the site took their work very seriously and I felt that they should be given a knighthood. “Protectors of game wankers everywhere” should also be their motto. I had fun and I was gonna have to be back to check out a lot more of their numerous games.

What The Porn Guy Thinks Of Itch.io NSFW

    I liked this site a lot and the smile on my dick says it all. With their huge collection of NSFW games, I was in a sea of smut and I was happily swimming there. It helps that the indie games you’ll find on the site are free. The real beauty of indie games is the freshness of their content and how you can find the one that connects with you. I was also happy to see a diverse collection of anime and non-anime games. I would certainly recommend this site.