Ierodoules

Ierodoules

    Ierodoules stands for whatever the Greeks say it does and I got too much cum tapping to do this week to worry about that kind of thing! All I know is that searching for that particular world on Google brings up enough XXX-related references to make a hooker wish that adamantium had been pumped into her snatch to make it as hardcore as possible and that too is all that y’all need to know!
So, our review this day will be on Ierodoules.com and as always it’s gonna be better than your first handjob in middle school! Here is my Ierodoules.com review, fellas. Read it and weep, or a Greek chick with a thick dick who doesn’t give a fig beak will bend over and ask that you shave her ass with a longsword!

Greek Hotties, Sweeties, and Fuckies!

    Well, despite its fancy name, Ierodoules.com has an extremely ordinary and very dated design. Hell, it looks like a late 90s creation and no, that isn’t cute.

    Dominating everything here is the GIF of a small-breasted and sweet-booty hottie shaking her butt and all around her are escort profile thumbnails, and the latest escort reviews, plus blinking ads. At the top middle of the homepage is the site logo and it is of a cutie in suspenders and rogue on her cheeks who looks like she just got thrown from the boot of a 1930s gangster movie.

    The left part of the homepage hosts boatloads of ads and scrolling down takes you to a selection of top boards, board stats, and top posters. There is a search bar too, but it is not on the homepage, though it allows searching by title, description, album names, and keyword.

    Tabs abound and they consist of Original, Forum, Brothel, Studio, Prostitutes, Massage, Call Girls, List, Connection, and Record. And needless to say, nearly everything here is in Greek and that’s a fucking hard language. So be like me and use translating software when on a site like this.

    Now, the Original tab doesn’t do much and merely refreshes the homepage. I guess it was mistranslated and should be labeled Home or something. The Forum tab takes you to a very active forum with over 23K members, and the Brothels and Studio tabs lists scores of brothels and studios, with reviews of these being available, while the Prostitutes tab has 2 pages of hookers, almost all of whom appear to have reviews you can check out.

    As expected, the Massage tab hosts sexy masseurs, the Call Girls tab performs as advertised and the Lists tab lets you choose from trans escorts, strippers, and porn films. The last two tabs let you sign in and tell you about how the site works, and how you are responsible for what you post in the forum. Plus they guide you on the do’s and don’ts here, and that kind of thing.

Some Like It Greek, Some Like It Wet!

    The dated site design on this Greek escort site makes finding information a little bit harder than pulling teeth from a live T Rex! And oh, the total lack of language options does not help either, plus the constantly flashing ads on the homepage could put you in a homicidal mood or something!

    Anyway, one of the escort profile thumbnails on the Ierodoules.com homepage belongs to Olivia and she’s a Glamour Girls escort of the beautiful, slim, mysterious, and curvy type. Reviews left on her profile page praised her appearance and kissing style, with her inexperience and lack of initiative being singled out for criticism. Olivia reportedly likes to be fucked in the cowgirl style, as this makes it possible for her cunt to be taught a lesson at the same time that her small boobies are slapped around, fondled, and squashed like fresh bread at the hands of a miser at the bakery!

    Then there’s Alina. She belongs to Athens VIP Girls and is a very beautiful and slim blonde whose smile seems designed to kick the male heart into irregular beating patterns! Alina has perfect skin, a booty that should be worth its weight in gold, and small tits you can practically dissolve in your mouth! According to the reviews on her page, this chick is quite the fucking animal and can outlast most of us! She’s also exactly like her pictures, knows little English, has very expressive green eyes, loves her cunt getting licked into shape and can moan sweetly enough to make your bladder ache, and your brain leak, while triggering an unprecedented outpouring of jism from your prostate!

    Now, escort profiles here tend to be severely lacking in detail. Most have multiple images, but the explanatory text in which the escort talks about herself, her likings, dislikes, services offered, rates, and that kind of stuff are typically missing. Kinda compensating for that is that the escorts here tend to be of above-average quality and are worth turning up at your next company retreat with.

    There’s not much if any spam in evidence, but there are enough ads on every page to make you wonder how far you could hit your eyeballs with a baseball bat after plucking them out with the blunt barrel of an air rifle!

What I Think Of Ierodoules

    Well, this site has some serious possibilities. But with the way things are at the moment, I honestly would rather get a BJ and urethral massage from a murder hornet than give Ierodoules even a single thumbs up! Yeah, the site admin of this escorts Greek site cum forum got a lot of cleaning and prettying up to do and he better get on it right quick if he knows on which side his bread is buttered and which of his two balls can take a kick!

    But Ierodoules despite its limitations remains a powerhouse and is worth checking out, especially by fellas with cramping right hands that have been suffering from concentrated Vaseline exposure!