~ Pros ~
Almost no ad's
Lots of vintage porn
Very clear thumbnails
Lots of vintage porn categories
~ Cons ~
❌ Not so good on mobile
❌ Some thumbnails redirect
❌ Not so much vintage videos as others
It does seem that HQVintageTube.com fancies itself as the headquarters of all things vintage XXX related. Are they or aren’t they?
To resolve that icky question we decided to give it a proper review. If it fails to pass muster we will tie the site admins to a board and whip the holy devil out of their stringy backsides! Read our review and get the party loaded!
Smut Love In The Vintage!
Well, HQVintageTube must have done a credible job of checking out its peers and incorporating features from them that would give it a solid lead. The site has a simple, but very effective design and there’s no way anyone can get confused about what goes where.
A kind of brown and wallpaper checkered background does duty as the homepage. It does remind us of a nursing home, but we will not hold it against the site.
There’s an extensive suite of language options, plus a search bar at the right of the page. To the left are the All Popular and All-New tabs and a click on this is the thing to do for those who want to see the newest or most popular vintage porn vids.
Category thumbnail images populate most of the space on the homepage. All listed categories have the number of vids that can be found within listed. For example, the Lesbian, Teen, and Big Tits category have 22,885, 20,642, and 59,979 videos, while the Anal, Gay and Hairy categories have 42,467, 20,921 and 39,046 videos respectively.
The entire homepage is filled with category thumbnails. At the bottom is an alphabetical listing of all categories and we estimate there are hundreds of them.
Get A Mellow Vintage
What kind of reviewers would we be if we reviewed a site and failed to jerk off to some of the content at least? Pretty poor ones for sure!
After much consideration, we decided that the Thai XXX section would be sufficient to meet our needs. Some sample titles here include Thai Hooker Regret For Accepting Anal, Extra Hairy Pussy Banged, Pretty Thai Chick Getting Screwed In The Hotel Room and Lustful Thai Coed Doesn’t Mind Fucking An Older Man.
Clicking on these titles, as well as any other titles in this section only directed us to porn sites like Xvideos and YouPorn where they are hosted. Seeing this, we decided to check most of the category section and no video we clicked on was actually hosted on HQVintageTube. Most disappointed we were.
What We Think
HQVintageTube has an amazing collection of vintage porn but doesn’t take the trouble to host it on site. Lack of on-site content hosting makes it a porn link collecting site rather than a porn site itself.
Overall, HQVintageTube.com will do for those looking for links to vintage XXX. We, however, wouldn’t waste a nice smelling fart on it!… Time has now come for the site admins here to strip to their drawers and face the wall!