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    The guys at HQPorn must have never heard of the likes of XVideos, Pornhub and XNXX. Otherwise, they would have never had the effrontery to call their porn site the headquarters of all things to do with smut, slit-pounding Smiths, and booty-clapping Bobs from nowheresville!

    Needless to say, HQPorn can never be considered class-leading and the top porn sites out there should ignore this misnamed smut palace and focus on tempting Mia Khalifa back to Brazzers! But I am getting a bit ahead of myself. So, here is my HQPorn.xxx review. Read this and weep if every thot on your street has been bent over all the couches you got in your humble abode!

Welcome To HQ Porn, Where Your Dreams Cum Flow!

    Well, HQPorn is anything but impressive at first sight. If them fuckers really wanna pass themselves off as the porn headquarters of the planet, then they are doing a really bad job of visually impressing us wankers, milkers and jerkers!

    There’s no flash or dazzle here and you get a basic design with a black background color. Content thumbnails are tiny and numerous and the user options are packed atop the homepage. Even the About Us we all are accustomed to seeing on most free XXX sites is absent here and it doesn’t make that much sense that a supposed smut headquarters is intentionally missing out on a chance to sell itself to the ardently-wanking community, via the kind of prose that will leave you weak at the knees and in a hurry to reach the Nobel Literature prize committee!

    So, this place has a basic search bar at the top right. This does have predictive abilities, but I for sure ain’t gonna praise something so basic. Below the search option are buttons that take you to new videos, best videos, and videos with specific runtimes. Not bad, but not good enough I say.

    Home, New Videos, Best Videos, Channels, Categories, Pornstars, Live Sex, Meet & Fuck, HD Porn, and Porn Websites are the main tabs at this place, with the last 4 tabs being direct ad links and about as useful as a belly button an inch from your asshole. HQPorn got 2 pages of XXX channels, from Nubile Films, Inserted and Evil Angel, to Adult Time and Blacked Raw. XXX channels here can however not be sorted in any way. That means you can’t find out which channel has the biggest or most up-to-date porn collection and that hurts right in the ole nutsack. You can’t even filter the channels here alphabetically, which makes zero sense.

    Supported categories and XXX stars can at least be filtered alphabetically. But that is it. You simply cannot find out which are the most popular, trending, top-rated XXX stars or categories, or check out pornstars based on physical characteristics or nationality. Plus there’s nothing like pornstar bios here.

    Yeah, in case some of you are not getting it, HQPorn offers very basic user options and features and that’s almost as insulting as waking up to find your mother-in-law dangling her diarrhea-loving ass an inch over your face! Hell, you get more options handed to you when you are playing with your nutsack in the outhouse in the dead of winter!

Thrust and Obey, Brethren!

    Tapping the Best Videos tab on HQPorn filled my screen with titles like Blonde Haired Has A Taste For Fucking In HD, Rebel Lynn Ass Pounding Sex Scene, Lustful Stepmom Feels Up To Loud Sex Wearing Pantyhose, Mandy Muse Doggy Style, Ebony Cunnilingus, Pussy Eating Compilation, Amazing Taylor Reed Threesome Sex Video, Inked Brunette Double Penetration, and Big Tits Brunette Mia Khalifa POV Threesome. Runtime for the latter was 32:37. It had been uploaded in 2020, had a 90 percent approval rating, and had been viewed over 51K times. Showcased were Mia Khalifa and another big booty lady dressed in hijab and sitting on dick for all they were worth! What fat and grippy cunts they had, plus the kind of thicc thighs a fella gotta dream hard about getting hugged to death between!

    Beautiful Ebony Star Nia Nacci Has A Passion for Good Fuck was one of the newest uploads at the time of this review. Runtime was 22:24 and it had been uploaded a couple of days before this review and had been seen by just 2 fuckers since then. That didn’t make much sense considering the caliber of slut that Nia Nacci is. Unless she ain’t got no fans on a basic free porn site like this, which is about as possible as the moon having an edible creamy filling that never makes you get fat no matter how many ladlefuls you eat on the daily!

    Anyway, this particular porn video was shot in a studio that was set up like a bar, and the ever-obliging Nia Nacci got fucked in the doggy style, cowgirl, missionary, and reverse cowgirl style. About the only thing her partner did not do was put his foot in her ass and hook up her snatch to an ATM for serious money printing business! He also forgot to bend her over and put a cock in her ass that’s gonna propel her brains from her ears!

    Now, playback on this free porn site were issues-free, and load-up times were insignificant. That said, playback options were zero and videos seemed to be of HD and 480p quality. There’s nothing like direct downloads, but content rating was supported and average runtimes were 10 minutes plus.

What ThePornGuy Thinks of HQPorn

    This free porn site 2024 sounds like its got its shit together and got stuff going on that top XXX sites should be scared out of their panties of. But the reality is quite different, with HQPorn being a mouse rather than the tiger it pretentiously makes itself out to be.

    Now, HQPorn has nothing original and is one of the most bare-bones XXX sites out there. Bookmarking this free porn site makes about as much sense as pissing at the sun, with a cock ring on for extra pressure!