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    I guess this hqporn.pics review may or may not step up your wanking game. To be clear, I don’t need a damn backstory when it comes to porn. I really don’t care if she’s your naughty high school crush, a freaky spoilt stepsister, or a kinky cougar. All I need is a close-up image of some sexy bitch showing her magnificent natural glory hole.

    While I’d agree that picture porn is less popular and doesn’t get you gasping for air as fast as videos would, let’s be honest, sometimes a man just wants to enjoy a wank session without all the grunting, weird background music, fake moans and dudes who talk too much mid-stroke. Pictures are raw and don’t ask for much, just your attention and maybe a steady wrist. My steady wrist is set to guide you now.

User friendly? More like wanker friendly

    It has the same old black, white, and red color layout –like every porn site’s wardrobe, with the name of the site at the top with a juicy ass right next to it. That’s less of a logo placement and more of a promise and I love promises when I’m not making them. Three horizontal dashes that drop down when clicked are by the side of the ass. The dialog box has a menu button and a crazy list of categories to choose from like an all-you-can-eat buffet menu. Under the red line that separates the other part of the landing page from the title bar, options like Top premium sites, pornstar xxx games, free live sex, naked women, etc are displayed. Clicking on this takes you to different other sites – Their network I suppose.

    Directly under it are sexy photo thumbnails showcasing different categories from Amateur to anal, Asians, big cocks, big tits, black, interracial, lesbians, and BBW the list does not end at all. You would get hit with ads while scrolling and of course, you’d think that’s the end but you’re not ready to be shocked about how much this site cares about your smut because just beyond the ads is an endless sea of more categories and niches for your wanking pleasure. Scrolling further down takes you to a part with the heading “Super Friends” like a VIP lounge where all the other premium sites hang out. It’s like the Internet version of call a friend but you know, only for jerk-off emergencies.

Click. Stroke. Regret. Repeat.

    Look, I don’t know what possessed me, my curious mind took me to open a sexy thumbnail of a pissing girl, and boom I’m in the Golden Shower Hall of Fame. We’re talking of a diverse buffet of pee queens – a whole page with more pictures of pissing girls. Girls of all sizes and colors, white, biracial, black, Asian – if she has a bladder, she’s here. It’s a goddamn yellow sea. Clicking on any of the sexy-looking girls takes you to the full-picture story. What I call porn art. Here you get to see full HD pictures from the scene. The pictures were so crisp I counted the pores on a model’s left butt and made eye contact with a nipple while zooming in. Have you ever walked into a buffet so big that you didn’t know what to choose from? This was me, but with porn. There I was looking at a single sexy ass on the header and next, I know, I’m staring at a category list longer than the Bible. They had shit I didn’t even know existed. By the time I was out of there, I had discovered six new kinks and a deep respect for porn pictures.

Download Pics For Your Wank Bank? Yes Please

    
My excitement level was off the roof when I found out I could download some nasty pictures into my device’s gallery. Now I can accidentally traumatize myself and my mother when I open my gallery to show a vacation photo but get hit with a full-screen up-close of a stranger’s butthole. I now realized that downloading porn pics could feel like collecting gift cards. Except the rare ones are the angles you didn’t know you liked until now.

    This site functionality is the way to go! It does not have a search button and frankly, you do not need it. And don’t get me started on how well the categories are arranged and tagged. You just have to have a mind of your own and know what you like before you get here, so you can go straight into your kink. If you intend to discover your kink here, then I have to warn you – you’d be left soulless, mindless, and sucked dry by ladies that hold up their coochies so a picture can be taken.

What The Porn Guy Thinks Of Hqporn.pics

    Look, after spending way too much time on this rabbit hole of a site, I need a nap, a Gatorade, and possibly a support group – which I’m sure I have you for. After this dive, Hqporn.pics did not just meet my expectations, they slapped the standard guide right across my face! Need high-definition close-ups of things you definitely cannot show your grandma? Done. Want categories so endless that you can scroll yourself into a new fetish? Got that too. I came here expecting picture porn but I left feeling like I just walked out of an art gallery designed for perverts. If you want picture porn that doesn’t look like it was taken with a potato, then you’re welcome to Hqporn.pics – the Headquarters of porn pictures.