~ Pros ~
Sleak to use
Loads of hot and rad erotic images to gawp at
~ Cons ~
❌ Very wack range of site features
❌ Downloads not supported by default
❌ No visable upload policy
One of the best joys in this life is looking at the nude pictures of a lady and wondering how she would be in the sack. Would she scream and moan like you were digging a bunker in her privates, or is she one of those silent types that never make a noise even if you were to shift their uterus to a figure 8 shape! And the whole imagining thing gets even better if the pictures you are staring at is that of a celeb. Like how many of you here never wanked to nude and topless images of chicks like Ariana Grande, Meagan Goode, Rihanna, Miley Cyrus, and others? Not too many I can see!
Anyway, I am reviewing a site with zero porn videos, but lots of erotic images of reasonable quality. Yeah, here’s my Hotzxgirl.com Review. Read it for its hotness or perish!
Hottie For Fuckie!
One thing is for sure- there are a lot of hot girls on this planet and it does seem like Hotzxgirl.com is their headquarters! This homepage of this XXX site is crammed with extra-large image thumbnails of some ultra hot girls. And even though I don’t know who these chicks are or what they do, I still wouldn’t hesitate to kneel and give them the worship they deserve and the ass-fucking they deserve even more urgently if I was to run into them sometime soon!
Frankly, though, the Hotzxgirl homepage looks like that of most escort sites. Yeah, you can easily mistake it for an escort site, and a closer look is called for. There’s an unflashy black background color in place here, plus a few tabs. No search bar is provided though and that’s a missed opportunity that would have let us all find sweet poon images so much easier and more conveniently!
The tabs are Home, Category, Terms of Service, and DMCA Abuse. Yeah, they are as few as the morals of the local slut who can suck the entire street dry in a single night and go to church on the morrow to lift her “holy” hands in prayer and adoration. Fuck them bitches in their twangy slits!
So, you can click the DMCA Abuse tab and submit a report that will let the site admins here pull down any content flagged by you. But you better give them a good reason to take that step. And the Terms of Service tab lets you check out some site descriptions like “teen”. You could say I always imagined “teen” to mean a slice of bread, rather than a barely-legal slice of cunt! So thankful to Hotzxgirl.com for giving me the correct description of the term!
Now, the Category tab is the only one I feel good about. It hosts a few thousand categories, but these are not alphabetically arranged and there are no options to sort them by the content or any other thing. Listed categories in this section include Mexicana, Emo Lesbians, Vintage, Public, Poland Big Tits, Barbados MILF Porn, and Hot Thai Teens.
Still here? Then if you haven’t realized it by now here’s where I have to tell you that this site has some pretty weak site features. Of its four tabs only one – the Category tab- has any real utility and without a search bar and other tools, you will have a very hard time finding the nudes of this or that celeb, ethnic group, or groups of women with definite characteristics like big breasts, fat cunts and the like. A site like this is a slap in the face in the 21st century.
And by the way, Hotzxgirl.com is insecure and you get that information by quickly glancing at the URL header. So be careful there and do not click on stuff you should not. Like ignore the frequent pop-up ads and be sure that your anti-virus system is doing what you downloaded it for. That should do the trick.
Despite its limitations, Hotzxgirl has enough hotties to make a priest get a hard-on for Christ and the gospel! Sample album titles include Sexy Hot and Natural Beauty Porn Pic, Sexy Angelica Porn Pic, Michelle Starr Porn Pic, Patreon Whore Starfucked Nude Sexy Photos Scandal Planet, Courtnie Quinlan Nude Leaked Photos and Porn Video, and Stormi Maya Nude Photos Private Gallery of Nudes.
Each picture has a description plus a few tags and there’s no download option. But nothing stops you from right-clicking and downloading on your system. And guess what? There’s actually a search bar here. It is not on the site homepage, or album pages. Rather, it is on individual picture pages and lacks any kind of advanced search functionality. But at least it works, even though it is very inconveniently positioned.
Dates are not provided too and that makes it impossible to make any kind of guess about how frequently or otherwise this site updates its content. But all I have seen makes me believe that this is a one-man operation. If true, I would say the content update frequency won’t be something that would make other sites hide their heads up their ass for shame! And of course, there’s nothing like content rating here and comments, so you can think what you like of a picture or album, and have no way to express it besides yelling at the sky and beating your cock to death on the bedroom wall!
Hotzxgirl.com is like a throwback to the past and so ad-filled and lacking in features it has to be a certified miracle that it exists at all and has not been permanently confined to the dustbin of the internet! It certainly is not worth your time and trouble and may the fire of hell fry the privates of all the girls showing off in their birthday suit on the site!