HotMoviX

HotMoviX.com

    Grab some popcorn because you’re here for my Hotmovix.com review. I will be inside this site today for the sole purpose of checking if the site and its sex movies are a horror show. I am gonna make sure the site gets frisked thoroughly.

    All y’all gotta do is join the journey and discover with me what type of smut we’ll be trying out. I could really use a good movie with a happy ending.

Hitting The Site With Hot Moves!

    Come with me as we check out this site that has been touted as a treasure chest for those seeking porn movies. You do know porn movies, don’t you? I’m not talking about those types you can find on a regular porn site. Those types are usually 10-minutes or less in length. The porn movies I am talking about here can last for up to 4 hours. It’s hard to shoot porn content that would be interesting for that long. That’s why I’ll be testing this site for both the quality of their smut and the quality of the site itself.

    The first thing I saw on the site as soon as I got in was an Ad. “Free Porn Games,” they said, more like free computer STDs. I would have liked my welcome to feel more welcome, you know what I mean? Thankfully the porn movie posters in the thumbnails were a sufficient distraction from my simmering anger. In the section showing me their movies, they displayed that they had 1590 movies at the time of this review. That’s a lot of sex movies especially when you consider how long those fuckers can be.

    From the thumbnails, I could see that there was a lot of diverse smut going on. One of the movies showed lesbians rubbing bare tits in a seductive hug. There was also some threesome action going on in another thumbnail showing a woman wearing lingerie while being touched in her sensitive spots by a suited man in the front and another suited man in the back. The dates the movies were made were included in the bottom of the thumbnail. It’s good to be able to know info like that so you know what kinda video quality you’ll see.

Popcorn And Lotion Needed!

    If you’re looking for some direction while on the site then the homepage has a section for the genres of smut they have to offer in an alphabetical order. It starts with +18 Adult Movies, then you’ll get to see more genres like; Action, Animation, Comedy, Horror, Mystery, Romance, Science Fiction, TV Movie, War, Western, etc. It was great that they had all these options so a wanker doesn’t get bored watching the same type of smut every time they go on this porn movie site.

    Another section that was interesting to see was named ‘Release Year’. You can find videos chronologically arranged. You’ll find the year you’re in and all the past years until 1975. They shouldn’t have started their collection of smut in that year, they should have started it in 1969. Everyone in the business of smut should know about this, I shouldn’t even have to tell them. But, I’ll let it slide and maybe they’ll find a way to do the right thing after seeing their gross mistake.

    I checked out their animation section to see if I’ll see a full-length porn animation. I was taken to another page and I saw regular animations like Scooby Doo, Reign Of The Supermen, Superman: Red Son, and Deathstroke: Knights And Dragons. I couldn’t believe that these weren’t porn related. I thought Reign Of The Supermen would show a bunch of superhero characters having some super orgy. This section is for those that want to cool their heated-up meat after watching the site’s numerous porn movies.

NSFW & Chill!

    The genre for Western content should have been filled with movies showing cowboys and cowgirls having sex in that reverse cowgirl position but all I got was one real movie. It was at this point that I gave up on the genres and just went back to find a porn movie the old-fashioned way. It’s great that the homepage was filled with them. Since the movie posters didn’t reveal too much, I had to find whatever looked interesting enough. I found and played this movie named “Not Jennifer Lopez” because the name was hilarious to me.

    The video played right after an Ad took some seconds to play. It was a high-quality video that should be in the comedy genre if this site was functioning well. The main character “J-Ho” goes around important offices spreading her legs after hosting a tale talent show. It was a fun watch and the only person that probably won’t find it funny would be the real J-Lo. The actress was hot and the acting was comical. The sex scenes were hot enough though.

    I was ready to round up this review after hours and hours of searching and tasting their smut. I was both impressed and annoyed with the site. I was glad to see that they had a lot of these porn movies even though their genres were arranged disastrously. It was still pretty fun to check out. If you can tolerate some annoying Ads then you may very well enjoy your stay on this porn movie site.

What The Porn Guy Thinks Of Hotmovix

    This site might be a mixed bag but at least there is content in the bag. The movies played well and they were of high quality. I had an issue with them having genres filled with non-porn movies because I would’ve rather used that section to guide my porn movie selection instead. Still, the porn movies here are numerous and you can watch them for free. So, this site managed to get a recommendation from me at the end of the day.