Hitomi

Hitomi.la

    Get a good look at my Hitomi.la review. The countless hentai I had watched in the past prepared me for recognizing when I see a Japanese word like the name of the site. Seeing that it was Japanese, I knew the next thing to expect would be Hentai, also known as Japan’s greatest export to the world after Pokémon.

    I’m gonna get really familiar with this site and see if it is worth a wank, two wanks, or a thousand wanks. The value of this site was gonna be measured in wanks as it should.

Hentai And Cherry Blossom Faps!

    Those that have a love for hentai should be given a national holiday, scratch that, they should be given a world holiday where they get 3 free days to wank like wild hyenas to hentai content. I am sure if you call your local congressman he might be willing to listen to this novel idea. Your local congresswoman might probably bitch about it and make you sleep on the couch or in the dog house because you’re not paying enough attention to her.

    This site had a lot of language options and that only meant that a lot of people around the world came to this site for anti-blue ball therapy. The site boasted of having almost 50 million views in one month. That’s a lot of wankers, to be honest. You could form a country with that amount of wankers but you probably wouldn’t like the smell of desperation, lotion, semen, and regret that would be thick as fuck in that country.

    I wanted to know if this site for Japanese smut was worth all the hype it had. I was gonna be as thorough as fuck. It wasn’t every day that I got to see a hentai site of this magnitude. We all know that the bigger a site is, the heavier it would be if it was to fuck around and land on your balls with its bad content. So, as always, continue to pay attention to this review and all will be revealed to you.

Inspecting The Fuck Out Of The Design!

    I wish I could say I loved the design of the site. It was bright as fuck and when your eyes finally get used to it you won’t be greeted by a lovely pair of hentai tits. You would see animated banner ads that would dance in your face in a way that would make you think they’re mocking. Even if you inject some steroids directly into the asshole of your Ad-blocker those persistent fuckers are still gonna show their ugly faces.

    It was funny to me how the Ads all loaded quickly even though some of them were animated but the thumbnails seemed to be taking their sweet fucking time. See what I meant about how it feels when gigantic porn sites are jumping on your nutsacks? Yeah, it is not a fun experience to put it lightly. Still, this site had a chance to impress me with their content so I wasn’t ready just yet to act presidential and grab it by the pussy to fling it far from our sights.

    There were more than 20,000 pages worth of content. That is fucking huge if you really think about it. While good citizens are sleeping in their beds this site is uploading more smut for them to wake up to. Thankfully they had a variety of hentai categories for everyone. You’ll find categories like Futanari, Paizuri(Tit fuck), Megane, Vanilla, etc. With all these options, you’ll have stronger arms than The Rock after a week of wanking to their content.

Looking For Hitomi’s G-spot!

    There was an option for downloading the hentai you like. I was pleasantly surprised to find that option. I tested it out for myself and a progress bar appeared. The file was downloaded in ZIP format and it was done so quickly. This site wanted to redeem itself at the highest possible speed and that’s what I like to see. I like to see effort or the porn site won’t be worth even a single tug of any dick. You’ll also notice when to find info about the smut you have in front of you.

    The featured include; Name, Series, Type, Language, and Artist. You can also find their Tags section in the menu. It pretty much functions as their categories section so you’ll be able to explore the horizon of hentai smut and unlock a new kink that you never would thought existed. Yes, sir, you’ll even find a section for lactation smut and one called dicknipples. It seems some of you kinky wankers like to fantasize about nipples as dicks. Why am I not surprised?

    You’re gonna find a lot of anime parodies. Have you ever wanted to jerk off to an X-rated version of Sailor Moon? Look no further than the site because you’ll find that shit in huge numbers. There’s also Naruto content and Dragon Ball Z as well. There were a couple of obscure anime parodies that managed to do the trick of stiffening the dick. Overall, it was easy to say that there was a hentai for every wanker on this site.

What The Porn Guy Thinks Of Hitomi.la

    Hitomi was a mixed bag but since it delivered a happy ending I was gonna overlook the army of hateful Ads that gather when you’re on the site. I would also overlook how annoying the design of the site was to me. I was only gonna focus on the shocking amount of content of almost every category that I saw on the site. I could see why the site gets the incredible number of monthly visitors they have. I recommend the site but you’re gonna need a state-of-the-art Ad-blocker to start this smutty journey.