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HerzPorno.net

    My herzporno.net review is here to save your day if wanking is a very important part of your day and you are tired of wanking to low-vibrational smut. Today we’ll be looking to the Europeans since this site site was hatched from their side of the smutty pond.

    European porn sites can be pretty bipolar if we are being honest. Somedays you might get the classiest, sluttiest site, and some days you may be on a site that makes you question having balls.

His And Herzporno!

    I wasn’t yet inside the site because I was still getting protection and all the necessary items for a proper wank. Judging by the name of the site I had a feeling I was about to be balls-deep in German smut. I was curious about this site and what it had to offer because usually, European porn sites can be a little kooky if you know what I mean? I wanted to see a site that would be as welcoming to the eyes as a room full of naked hot women wearing only high heels. That by the way isn’t kooky, it’s kinky, as it should be.

    I was finally on the homepage and I couldn’t believe that the site looked practically identical to another German porn site I had seen. Was it a bad case of copying each other’s work or were the sites maybe related? That was the case for Sherlock Holmes because I was too busy trying to see the thumbnails that showed me all kinds of smut. They were in HD. I like it when a site pays attention to the small things. It is almost a turn-on.

    These thumbnails were in a section of the homepage that was dedicated to their categories. So, if you see the anal category you’re likely to see a HD thumbnail showing a gaping asshole that may or may not be attached to a pretty woman. I saw categories like; Dildo, Anal, Blonde, Brunette, German Porn, Blowjob Porn, Lesbian, Latina, etc. Their category section was filled to the gills with content and that might just be what saved this site at the end of the day because their design wasn’t gonna be the hero.

Smacking Your Wurst On Herzporno!

    The Ads on the site weren’t super intrusive like the ones I had seen on other porn sites but they were just as annoying. I had to look at other things to take my mind off the fantasy of strangling the fuck out of these ads. I went treasure hunting in their menu and found nothing worth mentioning but I will still mention some though. They had their categories, live sex, tags, channel, porn stars, new porn, etc. I wanted to know what type of tags were in that section before moving on to the category of my choice.

    The tags started with 69 and I thought that was a balanced way to begin. There were all kinds of tags and they all looked scary for a moment until I realized that they were in German and I had to translate the page with my browser. Yeah, I was wondering what the fuck kind of kinky shit is a “girl beim selbstbefriedigen”. The tags were regular after translation. I saw ones like; Sexy Teen, Oral Sex, Orgasm, Lesbian MILF, Face sitting, Facial, etc.

Categories And Cumshots!

    Their categories were all appealing and I started checking out the content from the handjob section. It was a random selection, I wasn’t craving some handjob action so you’re gonna have to get your mind out of the gutters. No, what I was craving was some mind-blowing super wet, and freaky orgy featuring the hottest supermodels and A-list actresses. I wouldn’t like to be caught fantasizing about something as mundane and being wanked off by only hands.

    The handjob category had a lot of videos. I checked to be sure that there were no anal videos or something else mixed in with the handjob videos. I don’t enjoy it when those types of things aren’t arranged as they should be. It also lets me know the level of seriousness that the runners or owners of the site show to their project. Sometimes these runners sniff coke and delegate the task of arranging videos to an employee who just finished their own line of coke.

    The facial section of the categories was home to cum shots. If you’re into seeing dudes soak a woman with jizz then this section has your name written on its pussy. The videos there were a little older looking but there were also some new videos that were shot with videocameras that don’t run on potato power. This site had been thoroughly drilled by yours truly and now it was time to know if the site would give a happy ending.

What The Porn Guy Thinks Of Herzporno

    Herzporno may not be a unique site by a long shot but it could give you the wank you are looking for. The videos are where this site managed to hold our attention because I would’ve left immediately after seeing the brutally boring design when I first got on the site. Some videos were just too short and most people watching would wish for a longer version but they also had long videos as well. For a free porn site, it managed to deliver adequate smut to satisfy a horny the wanker.